Lorna Luxe #24 Flatulent lips and shrunken hips, filmed with a crusty tan and neon pink Chanel

[annabelle_bronstein]

Nana Dumpy McStumpy wants her nightie back !!!
I’ve actually just pissed myself !!!

In the white trousers get up she looks like an giant Edwardian baby. I’m really cackling

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She also looks like my Auntie Jean. Who’s 71 in August and tries dead hard to be trendy.

 

[Ohmydays]

It upsets me that she has been given that beautiful terracotta pot.

Don’t be upset @It’s not been changed ?! ..it’s load of bollox that ‘ a friend’ gave it to her . Fukkin ‘friend’ we know she ain’t got any ... I’d rather have a friend than a terracotta pot you can go and buy one of those anywhere ..

Evening Ladies. She mentioned commissioning a piece of art a few days ago so my guess is the space making is for this to go on the bare wall! The ram may well make an appearance too but I think she’s looking for a bit of colour in that white clinical room!

I bet my bottom dollar they still just live in the wooden room and the museum aka clinical room is just used as a photo studio for IG so she can film Dumpy Mc Stumpy in shite ITS collection and # more interior companies to fill her greedy little wallet with £££££ .

 

[Just watching it all]

Maybe she's had herself painted replicating the 'Kylie' art OM loves so much

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I did think that if it’s a picture of herself I’m cancelling life and creating a petition to get narcissists banned from the world.

I wish we could INSERT a poll here. What do we think the new art will be?

1 Picture of a giant sheep.
2 Updated Kylie in a Virgin uniform
3 OMR as a rugby player
4 Lorna sporting one of her many landfill items , the backdrop being either Paris, Venice, or Santorini.
5- A felt tip / cartoon version of the wedding shot in the awful dress and Hooker heels.
6 A giant watercolour of their number plate
L4 UXE.
7 - A giant pair of lips

 

[Its_Me]

I did think that if it’s a picture of herself I’m cancelling life and creating a petition to get narcissists banned from the world.

I wish we could INSERT a poll here. What do we think the new art will be?

1 Picture of a giant sheep.
2 Updated Kylie in a Virgin uniform
3 OMR as a rugby player
4 Lorna sporting one of her many landfill items , the backdrop being either Paris, Venice, or Santorini.
5- A felt tip / cartoon version of the wedding shot in the awful dress and Hooker heels.
6 A giant watercolour of their number plate
L4 UXE.
7 - A giant pair of lips

Gotta be 4 with a photoshopped Eiffel Tower

 

[Hamilton1970]

Evening Ladies. She mentioned commissioning a piece of art a few days ago so my guess is the space making is for this to go on the bare wall! The ram may well make an appearance too but I think she’s looking for a bit of colour in that white clinical room!

Be interesting to find out.. my impression was the commission was for the gap on the wall and todays pointless making room announcement was for a separate piece that was floor standing ..but who knows with this stupid landfill hag.

 

[goldsmithlady809]

I did think that if it’s a picture of herself I’m cancelling life and creating a petition to get narcissists banned from the world.

I wish we could INSERT a poll here. What do we think the new art will be?

1 Picture of a giant sheep.
2 Updated Kylie in a Virgin uniform
3 OMR as a rugby player
4 Lorna sporting one of her many landfill items , the backdrop being either Paris, Venice, or Santorini.
5- A felt tip / cartoon version of the wedding shot in the awful dress and Hooker heels.
6 A giant watercolour of their number plate
L4 UXE.
7 - A giant pair of lips

4, without a shadow of a doubt. In fact if I were to properly back myself I choose this one or the one with the giant hat

 

[Ohmydays]

I did think that if it’s a picture of herself I’m cancelling life and creating a petition to get narcissists banned from the world.

I wish we could INSERT a poll here. What do we think the new art will be?

1 Picture of a giant sheep.
2 Updated Kylie in a Virgin uniform
3 OMR as a rugby player
4 Lorna sporting one of her many landfill items , the backdrop being either Paris, Venice, or Santorini.
5- A felt tip / cartoon version of the wedding shot in the awful dress and Hooker heels.
6 A giant watercolour of their number plate
L4 UXE.
7 - A giant pair of lips

1.... Boo. ( cos of the white theme)
2.... Shoes in a row ..
3 .... Parisian type pic of OMR outside Ke Bristol with orange Hermes bag.
4...
5 ... same as @AllAboutTheMayhem s choice
6.. a grubby white towelling robe .
7... a sea view .

 

[Hamilton1970]

What it should be is a hashtag and the letters 'AD' painted directly on the wall so everytime she does an IG story, because she only comes on to shill toot, we can see the disclosure in the background!

 

[Ohmydays]

Be interesting to find out.. my impression was the commission was for the gap on the wall and todays pointless making room announcement was for a separate piece that was floor standing ..but who knows with this stupid landfill hag.

I thought the same ... def gonna be something floor standing .... and where’s that wedding pic that they were gonna get blown up ... Haven’t seen that since it was mentioned ... unless it’s been put in the bathroom with all the other wedding pics

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Be interesting to find out.. my impression was the commission was for the gap on the wall and todays pointless making room announcement was for a separate piece that was floor standing ..but who knows with this stupid landfill hag.

Yes, that's exactly what I thought. It can't be the artwork, as she would already know about that, seeing as she/they commissioned it. Yesterday's remark made it sound like it is something else which is a surprise from John. I'm going to guess that it is the ram, except that he's had it modified to be a shoe rack. Or perhaps its a waxwork of Coco Chanel. Or of herself. Or a waxwork of Frisby, with his arms outstretched to use as handbag hangers. I mean, that neon pink Chanel really did scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of taste and class, so he can't really go much lower when it comes to gifts.

 

[pink_norris]

Bit late to the partay but omg how have you reach 5 pages on a new thread in my 2 day absence

Great title @RaspberryCheesecake and @MadameS ❤

I looked at this "so talented" artist that Yawna has commissioned from and she doesn't look like a fucking artist at all, just a interior designer who puts beige things together with random photo's of legs

I can't wait to see what crap she's been given.

 

[Ohmydays]

Blimey .. must have taken her all of 2 minutes
But she’s a little liar ... cos she used this pic weeks ago

 

[MadameS]

Blimey .. must have taken her all of 2 minutes
But she’s a little liar ... cos she used this pic weeks ago

If you look at her hand on those two pics, you can see on the most recent one that she’s photoshopped the colour of her nails to try and make it look like she’s taken a new, but very similar, photo. I’m crying What a twat.

Also, John probably has noticed, you muppet. Why would she move it back if she knows he moved it for a reason? Make her make sense!

Can buy all the Chanel, but wants a discount code for fancy body cream. Fuck off, Yawna.

 

[Ohmydays]

If you look at her hand on those two pics, you can see on the most recent one that she’s photoshopped the colour of her nails to try and make it look like she’s taken a new, but very similar, photo. I’m crying What a twat.

Also, John probably has noticed, you muppet. Why would she move it back if she knows he moved it for a reason? Make her make sense!

Can buy all the Chanel, but wants a discount code for fancy body cream. Fuck off, Yawna.

OMG !!! The nails !! I missed that what a Fukkin idiot she is !!!
DISCUNT CODES. Another thing she thinks makes her relatable. But we all know she’s really just begging for another freebie !!!!

 

[Hamilton1970]

If you look at her hand on those two pics, you can see on the most recent one that she’s photoshopped the colour of her nails to try and make it look like she’s taken a new, but very similar, photo. I’m crying What a twat.

Oh great catch @MadameS and @Ohmydays
The deceit is palpable today.
She is genuinely mentally ill to fake a life she could actually live with less effort.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Oh my fucking God. She is unreal!!
shes actually blurred out the finger tips

( the white blurry thing spilled over on to her face)

 

[pink_norris]

If you look at her hand on those two pics, you can see on the most recent one that she’s photoshopped the colour of her nails to try and make it look like she’s taken a new, but very similar, photo. I’m crying What a twat.

Also, John probably has noticed, you muppet. Why would she move it back if she knows he moved it for a reason? Make her make sense!

Can buy all the Chanel, but wants a discount code for fancy body cream. Fuck off, Yawna.

NAP work with a lot of insta bints but not Yawna wonder why

Good work with the nails, what a dickhead, and please just iron your freebies at least give the brands something

 

[Its_Me]

Blimey .. must have taken her all of 2 minutes
But she’s a little liar ... cos she used this pic weeks ago

If you look at her hand on those two pics, you can see on the most recent one that she’s photoshopped the colour of her nails to try and make it look like she’s taken a new, but very similar, photo. I’m crying What a twat.

Also, John probably has noticed, you muppet. Why would she move it back if she knows he moved it for a reason? Make her make sense!

Can buy all the Chanel, but wants a discount code for fancy body cream. Fuck off, Yawna.

Wow! Good catch girls. What a fucking idiot.