Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

[PT32]

Thanks for the recap @AllAboutTheMayhem

that ring is just hideous, I'm longer even dropping into her story's every no and then as I can't stand her so you lovely lot are my updates. I mentioned this a while back haven't the birthday Rolex and Cartier Clou been missing for a while from her arm?

If this isn’t a direct response to the thread then I don’t know what is

 

[Just watching it all]

If this isn’t a direct response to the thread then I don’t know what is

That's not the JdC though? Doesn't look like one from this angle. Try again Lorna!

 

[Hamilton1970]

Is this even Boo!??????

You know I'm not even sure it is..its probably a stunt dog like the stunt curry she used as a photo last night!

 

[Ohmydays]

Is it just me that removes these bloody awful stickers from the soles ?
AND
Meant to post this pic yesterday .. that Fukkin jumper is hideous and looks like a straight jacket !

 

[PT32]

I can’t cope with the irony of her working with Cult Beauty. They’ve just done a whole campaign about natural close-up skin about how pores are natural and we should embrace them and show them in photos, all under the hashtag #UpCloseOnSkincare.... yet they use a prolific fake filtered twit like Lorna to promote them.

Is this even Boo!??????

It can’t be, the dog in the photo is clean

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Is it just me that removes these bloody awful stickers from the soles ?
AND
Meant to post this pic yesterday .. that Fukkin jumper is hideous and looks like a straight jacket !

That weird jumper is making her look like a doctor who monster from 1985

 

[pink_norris]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
I always think of this thought experiment whenever I read these statements by lorna.
I'm a fervent believer with this lying witch if it isn't shown it hasn't happened.
Why just type it...show your 1.3 million that you're actually doing it...go on luv, you're so creative with your reels...
And if a margarita is made and appears shortly then its a stock photo or that poor old tosser John made it.

She constantly uses stock photos or steals from other Instagram, that curry one last night made her followers think that was what they were actually eating. It’s all bollocks

she uses more stock photos than anyone I know, lazy bint

what bloke drinks a margarita on a Sunday afternoon, not that I’d care if he was gay or bi, but you know what I mean

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She constantly uses stock photos or steals from other Instagram, that curry one last night made her followers think that was what they were actually eating. It’s all bollocks

she uses more stock photos than anyone I know, lazy bint

what bloke drinks a margarita on a Sunday afternoon, not that I’d care if he was gay or bi, but you know what I mean

It does seem quite strange. ‘It’s lockdown, it’s snowing and a bit tit, MARGHARITA TIME’

 

[pink_norris]

Cue seedy Raisin pink paper umbrella and fruit in a glass photo time

Or did she open a cocktail can “here, err you go get that down your gob”

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Cue seedy Raisin pink paper umbrella and fruit in a glass photo time

Or did she open a cocktail can “here, err you go get that down your gob”

What was it someone said about him? ‘Stealth pourer’ or something

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Noooo! Stop it

 

[pink_norris]

I wanna see that cocktail margarita

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She thinks she’s so cute

Scrubbed potato’s are cute to some people I’m sure.

What was it someone said about him? ‘Stealth pourer’ or something

“Predatory pourer”... usually when he’s 3rd wheeling.
Lurking up behind her female friend with the intention of topping up her Whispering Angel, only to accidentally brush his yellow shorts against her leg. That kinda thing.

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Noooo! Stop it

She legit wants to be friends with us.

 

[PT32]

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Noooo! Stop it

Hahahaha wow! I see what you’re doing Lorna but we’re still waiting for a recent picture with them on your patchy wrist

 

[Hamilton1970]

And ta da! A picture of a drink. YYYYYYAWN
I mean, I know Marple is boring but damn its just not healthy to have these schizophrenic conversations with yourself...
Trolling us 101..which is apt as you probably look like one today..

 

[Its_Me]

I wanna see that cocktail margarita

We’ve had that now as well. Definitely not her own pic though.

 

[TaylorSlattery]

She’s bleeping outrageous.

Lorna if you want to get involved just make an account and crack on pet! You don’t need to be all cloak and dagger

 

[pink_norris]

We’ve had that now as well. Definitely not her own pic though.

she’s a dick, probably drinking coke or sniffing it.

 

[Its_Me]

Soap and housework dodger: a thread

 

[Ohmydays]

Oh shut up you childish Fukkin bint !!! He’s your husband not your Daddy you’re his wife not a Fukkin teenage lazy daughter ..