Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel

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I’m curious of what these works are going on in their place. If you watch her (I did about 6/7 times dear God) that smile is fake, she suddenly changes her facial expression when telling the truth about the rental. Her jaw is in full swing as she cooks up her lies of tidying up and her eyes movements are weird and she seemed quite fidgety.
 
Full on refurb of the flat then. I mean it’s been a month... 🤷‍♀️ Now in week 5... how much work can a 2 bed flat need??

Funny that some of my happiest memories were when “ someone special” and I did up our first house. We lived in one room whilst the rest was being ripped apart.

But that’s not good enough for Pwincess, she can’t deal with noise and mess! God forbid.

You know what tho... a proper influencer would have shared the experience! Rather than bleeping off to London for random clinical penthouses. She’s fucked.

KikoM said:
I’m curious of what these works are going on in their place. If you watch her (I did about 6/7 times dear God) that smile is fake, she suddenly changes her facial expression when telling the truth about the rental. Her jaw is in full swing as she cooks up her lies of tidying up and her eyes movements are weird and she seemed quite fidgety.
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and she uses a weird whispery voice which reveal she’s not convinced of her own lies. ( Microsignals)
 
Goody2shoes said:
6 figure fee brand .. Lorna was invited to the event in LA bragged about it stating she was the only European Influencer invited . Maybe not Lorna you had to pay your own flights so of no interest to me . Back in the UK Lorna bad mouthed the brand , the clothes and the American influencers saying they were mean,jealous and unfriendly. LornaLuxe thought she would break big in America . She was the laughing stock for a while .
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I was always curious over that trip as she seemed alone in all the pics and went to Chanel and bought a huge black back as I remember thinking at the time why would someone that flies from an airport with Chanel pay stupid US prices for a bag? But since then I've learnt she's thick as tit!
I seem to recall it was after she spoke to someone on that trip she hired management?
US folk esp LA are friendly but it's all about what value you can bring to them, they saw through her quickly then 🤣
 
annabelle_bronstein said:
Yes! Tom Wahmsgans (sp?) one of the greatest fictional characters ever..

Maybe the ‘being held in a safe room at selfridges’ tale explains the cruella coat episode. I’d have had to be held at gunpoint to try on that monstrosity let alone buy it 🙄
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He is my absolute favourite in that - followed swiftly by the character the other Culkin brother portrays, oh and the nerdy young guy ... anyway, sorry all, back to loopy luxe...
 
pink_norris said:
Well I like to say you’ve ripped her Facebook to shreds, good work. I remember that Olly Murs incident, what a dick, you don’t need people like that wandering the earth.

I’ve watched her stories OM raisin ain’t too pleased to be in a rental again, he’s getting old just wants his wine n slippers and sofa at the weekend.
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It’s true I get the feeling he just wants an easy life with occasional In the tit-funded spenny hollibobs where he can deploy the trusty yellow trunks and lie in the sun all day like a rotisserie chicken
 
Hamilton1970 said:
On a burner account..yup I totally see her selling her old ITS tat for cash.
Listen, She would sell her soul if she could photograph it...🙂🙃
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100% I bet she’s got her mum running it for her

Guuuuys we’ve decided to go away this weekend so I’m standing down from W1 field agent duties.

However I am going to try to do my bit for the team and do an in-depth TDLR for the next thread. I know @LadyLockdown is the queen of TDLR but I feel we need a real summary of everything that’s been unearthed because a lot of newbies are asking questions that are buried deep between the threads. Hopefully I have time to do it before the new thread is created x
 
Its_Me said:
100% I bet she’s got her mum running it for her

Guuuuys we’ve decided to go away this weekend so I’m standing down from W1 field agent duties.

However I am going to try to do my bit for the team and do an in-depth TDLR for the next thread. I know @LadyLockdown is the queen of TDLR but I feel we need a real summary of everything that’s been unearthed because a lot of newbies are asking questions that are buried deep between the threads. Hopefully I have time to do it before the new thread is created x
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Excellent stuff. There is hella lot to summarise, best of British!
 
Its_Me said:
100% I bet she’s got her mum running it for her

Guuuuys we’ve decided to go away this weekend so I’m standing down from W1 field agent duties.

However I am going to try to do my bit for the team and do an in-depth TDLR for the next thread. I know @LadyLockdown is the queen of TDLR but I feel we need a real summary of everything that’s been unearthed because a lot of newbies are asking questions that are buried deep between the threads. Hopefully I have time to do it before the new thread is created x
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Do it! I always forget stuff - got a memory like a sieve or, like a “Queen baby pwincess cruella loopy luxe liar” 😈 😂
 
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