Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel

[ELT1506]

Why is she trying on that cruella coat with absolutely nothing on underneath it -no bra, nothing?!? Why would you do that?!

 

[Agsfam]

The other flat in the house block is still up for sale 325k

Flat for sale 325k in same block as LL

yes, another interesting fact is that there was not a single flat sold in the whole manor house on Forrest Road in Colgate (aint even Horsham!! ) between 2008/9 - 2010. So telling her followers that “they got place together” after 3 months is complete bollox. She just moved in with him. End of story.

 

[Hamilton1970]

Fuuuuuck

 

[LadyLockdown]

yes, another interesting fact is that there was not a single flat sold in the whole manor house on Forrest Road in Colgate (aint even Horsham!! ) between 2008/9 - 2010. So telling her followers that “they got place together” after 3 months is complete bollox. She just moved in with him. End of story.

Or that was when OMR remortgaged cos he knew he’d need the dollars for Queen Baby Cruella

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

It’s the way Queen Baby is gazing at herself in the mirror in that absolutely heinous coat.
You just know it’s going to be worn once and never seen again.

 

[Its_Me]

It’s the way Queen Baby is gazing at herself in the mirror in that absolutely heinous coat.
You just know it’s going to be worn once and never seen again.

And the weird poses with her shoulders hunched up. Makes her look even smaller than she is.

 

[Honeybee88]

I know everyone is commenting on the coat, but I can’t help but laugh at the footwear... she looks positively geriatric!!

This ensemble (including the coat) looks like something my dear grandmother would put together to potter around the car boot sale following her bunion operations.

Actually maybe I’m onto something... Perhaps Lorna is trialling lewks for when she gets her manky feet sorted out.

 

[Hamilton1970]

Her hair is looking stringy straggly and greasy as well. She is a proper mess physically and mentally.
The sales associates must piss themselves and think kerching and offer the overpriced tat when she walks in

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Filtered face on some of the stories and not others.
lorna you really need to understand how different your entire head looks when it’s not filtered. Jesus where’s @Suxy_ when you need her.

I think this photo shows the different proportions (let alone shape) that the filters do to her. It’s shocking. Naturally her face is is quite asymmetrical, particularly around the jaw which is why she fill fill fillS to try & combat this. ( but fails)

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Lol at her taking photos of Harry’s and Scott’s. Not actually in them just walking past. Sad bastard.

I also wouldn’t be surprised to find out that she’s doing something with selfridges personal shopping, seen another couple of blaggers doing similar

 

[Just watching it all]

Filtered face on some of the stories and not others.
lorna you really need to understand how different your entire head looks when it’s not filtered. Jesus where’s @Suxy_ when you need her.

I think this photo shows the different proportions (let alone shape) that the filters do to her. It’s shocking. Naturally her face is is quite asymmetrical, particularly around the jaw which is why she fill fill fillS to try & combat this. ( but fails)

Honestly it's Kat Slater

 

[LadyLockdown]

I just don’t get the need;
A) for a changing room selfie
B) the note that it’s a changing room selfie
C) the explanation that the skirt is tagged because it’s not *hers
*(THAT’S WHY YOU’RE IN A bleeping CHANGING ROOM, YOU bleep)
She’s such an irritating cuntbucket.
I’d rather have thrush than be her.

 

[Bootsie]

why oh why does she ‘size up’ that trench looks absolutely ridic, she looks like she playing dress up in a grown ups clothes . She is swamped by that coat and it does her ZEROS favours.

I find her so fascinating. I just don’t get her life or her. Why oh why are they staying in all these soulless rentals. Even if they are gifted, why would you stay away from your home and dog for so long. trying to put some distance between her and the communal gardens that everyone has cottoned onto!

 

[YouHavinAGiraffe?]

Wow, an unfiltered face! Bit of an odd song choice, Feel your Weight??? She never really seems to look happy in any of these vids lately.

Who tries on a coat with no top on though, and no bra? Who does that? And where is she even trying this stuff on?

 

[Lagertha Queen of Kattega]

Wow, an unfiltered face! Bit of an odd song choice, Feel your Weight??? She never really seems to look happy in any of these vids lately.

Who tries on a coat with no top on though, and no bra? Who does that? And where is she even trying this stuff on?


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Along with the horrid coat those shoes are disgusting

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Lots of vurry expensive clothes and accessories where I am currently. Was just sat next to a girl who had the chain bedecked Chanel charm bumbag. It is the wrong side of tacky for my tastes and it made me think it would be RIGHT up our lorn’s strasse

Haha I’m getting ads for Bicester village now ‘sad face’

Wow, an unfiltered face! Bit of an odd song choice, Feel your Weight??? She never really seems to look happy in any of these vids lately.

Who tries on a coat with no top on though, and no bra? Who does that? And where is she even trying this stuff on?


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Wow, an unfiltered face! Bit of an odd song choice, Feel your Weight??? She never really seems to look happy in any of these vids lately.

Who tries on a coat with no top on though, and no bra? Who does that? And where is she even trying this stuff on?


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its all a bit ‘Peter Davison as Doctor Who’

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s not right is she. She’s on the loose shopping & drinking & spending her in the shite profits, whilst John is at his day job.
To be hopes she’s bought the bleeping awful coat now anyway since her naked Orange tits have been smeared all over it.

 

[PT32]

Or that was when OMR remortgaged cos he knew he’d need the dollars for Queen Baby Cruella

*(THAT’S WHY YOU’RE IN A bleeping CHANGING ROOM, YOU bleep)
She’s such an irritating cuntbucket.
I’d rather have thrush than be her.

To be hopes she’s bought the bleeping awful coat now anyway since her naked Orange tits have been smeared all over it.

I am officially dead you lot are the funniest people.

Next thread title: Queen Baby Cruella and her naked orange tits...?

 

[theothersmurfette]

She’s not right is she. She’s on the loose shopping & drinking & spending her in the shite profits, whilst John is at his day job.
To be hopes she’s bought the bleeping awful coat now anyway since her naked Orange tits have been smeared all over it.

plus the germs from her hopping around the city sharing tiramisu with "friends"and god knows what else.. as if we're not in middle of pandemic.

 

[Ohmydays]

Just a thought......Not seen anything of the Bentley recently, neither has there been any shots of OM driving - she used to often post on her stories from the car, saying they were en-route to London (quelle surprise!) or that they were in London. Does he still have the car and, dare I say it, a license to drive? Hypothetically, if transport/mobility were a problem, living in London would surely address his need to get to his office. Like I said, it's just a thought....

Or that was when OMR remortgaged cos he knew he’d need the dollars for Queen Baby Cruella

Queen baby Cruella Stump McDumpy