Lizzy and Lindsey #9 The longing for a personality

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Just been doing some maths for the Marnie retreat.

The villa is £1,350 / night on Airbnb. The retreat is 5 nights. Which is £6750 in total.

She is charging £2,200 / person.

Even if she got 9 people for each retreat, that’s £19,800 per retreat.

19,800 - 6750 = £13050

Ok she has to pay for the surf lessons, a bit of yoga and some food but it’s going to be a huge profit.

£2,200 still seems absolutely crazy to me for:
5 nights of accommodation but only 3 surf lessons (one a day) or yoga and 4 evening meals!!!!!!

So detached from real life and what is value for money!
this is what an actual surfing school charges for an equivalent of lindsey's business, roughly 430£ for a camp and about 53£ for a private lesson, the difference of both the service and pricing is insane
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By the end, Testing Basics was just “here are 5 similar things I was sent by brands I work with, let’s compare them, they’re all so so good”. Woo can’t wait for TB2.0!
I agree. I liked her old (very old, when she still had dark hair old) haul format. She bought a couple of items and styled them in five different ways to see if they fit in her wardrobe. She could still do that without buying. Just style three things a brand sent you five different ways. Then at least she put in the effort and it's some creative content that inspires other people. Hopefully not just to buy the exact same pieces, but just to recreate the outfit with what they already have. If they buy all the / some of the pieces, Lizzy stills gets money. So lucrative for her I would say!
 
ERM yeah, this is a bit cringe.

Possibly Linda's plant is a little bigger, but really the pair of you need to grow the duck up and get a bloody job. Stop spaffing cash up the wall on silly rent, pets you don't want, failing business ventures and plants you aren't going to keep alive. Not to mention the Guinness. 🙄 CRRRRRIIIINGE.

Just get a therapist maybe?! Become a life coach! The single white female tit with your so-called best friend is just WEIRD and a bit embarrassing.

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