Liz Fraser #8 So many Liz’s and not a single one to like…

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Thread title by, er, me, nominated by @Queenvictoria, although her own hilarious suggestion wasn’t far behind, and deserves another viewing (Girthless, worthless, work-shy sloth, paints herself as the world’s best MOTH)

Previous thread here:

Liz Fraser #7 The Hills are Alive with the Smell of Bull

New thread, new Liz… again! (And mods kindly removed the end of “bullshit” in title as suggested by @Ginnyreturns for me as I forgot!) Not content with successfully reinventing herself as an international hotel business developer, or retreat runner, or writing/publishing SME, or travel writer...
tattle.life

Recap:

Liz is HAPPY
Liz is FREE
Liz is INDEPENDENT
Liz is a MOTH etc., etc., see all threads of yore — basically Liz is on repeat as per usual.

Liz finally turned 50, and celebrated by getting the awful bowler hat out again. Claims of a drink/date but who can tell?
Liz also celebrated by posting old childhood photos to the entertainment of precisely no one
Liz’s Facebook has been lying to her, with easily disproved nonsense dates/events
Liz has been travelling (by which we mean has not had custody/has rented her child’s room out again). Wien this time. How we’ve enjoyed the (incorrect) German captions!
Liz apparently sold film rights to her last work of fiction, Coming Clean. Good luck getting that past the lawyers…. (And see here for reasons why https://tattle.life/threads/liz-fra...ve-with-the-smell-of-bull.46126/post-20731139 — thanks @ORhineORhine)
Liz has been blocking lots of people, claiming she’s not in it for the follower numbers - which is fortunate as her engagement remains beyond woeful
Liz will post no more semi-naked selfies erupting dripping from the (millionaire parents’ private) pool as it’s been closed for the season. Cue the loss of the remaining neckbeards.
Liz hasn’t mentioned the bisexuality since that one tine…
Twitter on?/ Twitter off? Who knows and/or cares…

What else have I missed Cleaning Ladies? I mean we all know that none of it is true (apart from the crappy sauceless pasta meals she photographs) and is clearly there only to try to poke and needle people who likely never, ever look at her socials…
 
Thank you for the brilliant recap @Raker :)

I'd love a film of Coming Clean - 2 minutes of fast chase scenes round Cambridge, Venice, Oxford etc, accompanied by the Benny Hill theme tune. That should do it! Maybe Mike could do a comedy stumble in every scene, and it could end with a Liz moon, as she removes her knickerless backside from her bike!

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Bring it on!
 
What is actually wrong with this idiot? I am in a gym 3 times a week and never take photos. The narcissism is off the scale now. And tie that straggly hair up, it's a bloody mess.
 

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If she went to Cambridge at 17 as I think she has said previously (correct me if I am wrong) why was her matriculation dinner a year later? Or was it that she went travelling at 17? Because now she says she celebrated her 18th in Oxford BEFORE she went travelling on her own for six months?
Also, why does she think 50 equals zimmer frames? Women get enough ageism from men and from society. Fifty is middle-aged and she is doing no one any favours by equating it with infirmity. It is very disingenuous given her gym and running and swimming obsessions too.
The man to the right of the table football picture is her ex? He is the spit of their son so I assume it must be. I cannot fathom why he would want to meet up with her for anything other than being there at something that involves one of their children
I understand that a big birthday is a time to take stock but how many photos of your past do you need to share publicly to mark the occasion? And how many times does she need to remind us she went to Cambridge?
 
Maybe she finished school a year early at 17 then went travelling when she had just turned 18 for six months then came home to start university when she was on the cusp of 18/19. In which case my bad.
 
UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast said:
Maybe she finished school a year early at 17 then went travelling when she had just turned 18 for six months then came home to start university when she was on the cusp of 18/19. In which case my bad.
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I thought she had previously claimed she flunked her 'A' Levels so had to re-take a year later. I'm sure she also said she had to re-take a year at Cambridge (though I could be incorrect on that one), which would mean she left Uni at around 23 years old. I always assumed she got herself married and up the duff immediately on finishing at Cambridge, beginning the career avoidance which has lasted to this day!

Then again, nothing she puts into the public domain adds up with this silly, vacuous woman.

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She graduated in the summer of 1996 so would have been 21 (and would have turned 22 in the October.) As per her birthday insta montage - "Graduation, Clare College Cambridge, 1996 age 21"

Also as per her instagram, she matriculated in 1993 and the dinner was on her 19th birthday. So she would have started just before turning 19 i.e. when she was 18. There is no room within that three year period do do any retaking of years at university.

Maybe she took her a levels a year early at 17 then again at 18 and then when travelling for six months after that. It adds up (which is certainly not always the case)
 
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I love the way she pretends she’s a real daredevil attracting trouble — eg, on her year abroad - ‘nearly got arrested - all the usual’ — WOW, that’s OUT THERE! Nearly arrested. Prim and proper Oxford dweller that she is. What a wild thing she thinks she was, and still is! 😆
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I always remember she tried to claim she was ‘high’ from walking behind a couple of kids smoking weed. Er, no. No Liz. She’s very try hard but is just not cool.
 
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I wonder what that alcohol-free wine is that tee total Elizabeth is drinking on her stories right now… would be nice to get some recommendations for the other abstainers amongst us…
 
Raindropsonkittens said:
If you get to 50 and your highlight reel is entirely your kerrazee timez at uni then you really haven’t got much to show for your time on earth. She’s clearly hoping some fella will think she’s both a babe & a boffin even though it was all decades ago. Sad.
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Yes - she tries constantly to push the babe and boffin theme. I don’t think Liz has ever come to terms with the fact that becoming a parent means stepping off centre stage with the realisation that life is now about the children. That’s probably why she still insists upon posting pictures of herself when she was young, or how she found it so easy to leave them all for M and Venice. There’s a link missing somewhere, and she seems to always have behaved as though her kids belong to someone else.
 
It's world mental health day. I expect she's doing something amazing for all the WOMEN she cares about and professes to have concerns about. Oh no! Just a couple of snaps of how amazing her day has been (does she ever have non incredible days?) and a bit of a video of her fancy front room
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With a <totally> appropriate laugh at the end. Ha bleeping ha, Liz
 
nobotoxta said:
It's world mental health day. I expect she's doing something amazing for all the WOMEN she cares about and professes to have concerns about. Oh no! Just a couple of snaps of how amazing her day has been (does she ever have non incredible days?) and a bit of a video of her fancy front room
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With a <totally> appropriate laugh at the end. Ha bleeping ha, Liz
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Just came on to say same. She just cannot do ANYTHING without bigging herself up. She has DESTROYED people's mental health!
 
nobotoxta said:
It's world mental health day. I expect she's doing something amazing for all the WOMEN she cares about and professes to have concerns about. Oh no! Just a couple of snaps of how amazing her day has been (does she ever have non incredible days?) and a bit of a video of her fancy front room
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With a <totally> appropriate laugh at the end. Ha bleeping ha, Liz
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No mention of her mental health podcast? Whatever happened to that?
 
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