Liz Fraser #6 Liz Can't Even Fraser Paragraph Properly

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@Ginnyreturns To be fair to little Liz, she does do SOME work. It's just not 'work' she endlessly drones on about. But she evidently rents out her two properties to holiday makers through AirBnB. I think during periods when her parents spend quality time with another of THEIR properties, Liz moves into their house so she can rent out both of hers simultaneously. This has the advantage of giving her time to skinny dip in the millionaire parents' pool, spend hours sitting in their attic gazing at old photographs of herself, or the latest wheeze of filming herself 'falling over' in their driveway. She probably makes a good wodge from being a landlady, and all she has to do is a bit of admin and housework. She could wear a pinny and no pants while she changes beds, launders sheets and towels, cleans other people's hair from her plugholes and prances about with a feather duster.

I can picture it so well! A bit of manic giggling every so often, and the odd "oops - one of my nips has escaped from my pinny!" 😆 Then, when the work is done, off to the bath for a bit of 'me time'!

Landlady Liz. The AirBnB is probably quite a good earner! £££ Especially for somebody whose dietary requirements begin and end with eating a tomato in their pants.
 
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ORhineORhine said:
@Ginnyreturns To be fair to little Liz, she does do SOME work. It's just not 'work' she endlessly drones on about. But she evidently rents out her two properties to holiday makers through AirBnB. I think during periods when her parents spend quality time with another of THEIR properties, Liz moves into their house so she can rent out both of hers simultaneously. This has the advantage of giving her time to skinny dip in the millionaire parents' pool, spend hours sitting in their attic gazing at old photographs of herself, or the latest wheeze of filming herself 'falling over' in their driveway. She probably makes a good wodge from being a landlady, and all she has to do is a bit of admin and housework. She could wear a pinny and no pants while she changes beds, launders sheets and towels, cleans other people's hair from her plugholes and prances about with a feather duster.

I can picture it so well! A bit of manic giggling every so often, and the odd "oops - one of my nips has escaped from my pinny!" 😆 Then, when the work is done, off to the bath for a bit of 'me time'!

Landlady Liz. The AirBnB is probably quite a good earner! £££ Especially for somebody whose dietary requirements begin and end with eating a tomato in their pants.
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Absolutely- she can hone her dialogue skills, too, by snapping at them in the reviews section of AirBnb when they leave comments on her flat.
 
ORhineORhine said:
Love Liz's idea of work ......... 😄 So funny!

I think she seriously thinks she works for a living!

But what kind of job requires no professional qualifications, no references, no specific business premises or equipment, no commuting, no childcare (sorry, NO CHILDCARE - BRUTAL!)? A job which you can fit in between school drop off and collection, which can be done anywhere - including coffee shops, whilst running, and fannying about on a diving board? A job which has no fixed objectives, no time constrained deliverables, no teamwork required, no deadlines, no meetings to attend, no need to align objectives with commercial realities of what the market wants, no appraisals nor objectives, no real overheads, no detrimental effects from taking extended holidays, no company restrictions on what you post on line, no peers competing for the same promotion opportunities, no requirement for appropriate business attire nor professional conduct, no requirement for decorum or integrity, enough time to swim, run and have daily gym sessions, sit on diving boards, eat tomatoes in your pants, yet sufficient financial compensation to run two homes in expensive cities?

And work hours which - according to Liz - probably breach the European Working Time Directive?

And nets you probably about 100th of minimum wage?

Aw, Liz! Bless! You are endlessly entertaining with your fantasy nonsense!

It's like watching a child absorbed in play and marvelling at what goes on in her little head! 😄😁😆😄😁😆

And as the wise cleaners all know, if Liz ever did get a job in the real world she'd be hurling her thighs at all the blokes and trying to beat all the women! At everything!
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I don’t know, bits of this job spec are serving me Belle de Jour….
 
Raker said:
I don’t know, bits of this job spec are serving me Belle de Jour….
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Which is a fun memory about Liz's cocktail dress jaunt a while ago. Something something black dress basement innuendo service worker, look at me with fancy people.

I'm not even stretching, her posts at that time (something to do with yet another safety pin) were deliciously ambiguous to pretend she was playing a hooker.

God, she's tragic. Or triste, if you need. Or pathetique.

Still, she's richer than me! Still, I'm richer than her!

I wish she'd go away, but I'm glad our presence seems to have stilled her thievery.

Let us not forget Edgeway Press etc
 
Bit early for those nostrils, PoshLiz!
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You do you, though, babe: lots of words, don't worry about sentence structure, just #use #posh #i #mean #hag #oopsy #HASH #tags
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Wooh said:
Bit early for those nostrils, PoshLiz!
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You do you, though, babe: lots of words, don't worry about sentence structure, just #use #posh #i #mean #hag #oopsy #HASH #tags
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That's Liz doing a threat: 'I spare nobody in my writing.' But nobody need worry, because whatever it is she's allegedly writing won't see the light of day.
 
Wooh said:
Bit early for those nostrils, PoshLiz!
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You do you, though, babe: lots of words, don't worry about sentence structure, just #use #posh #i #mean #hag #oopsy #HASH #tags
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Yet another Jack Monroe crossover: when oh when will Tattle give us an eyeroll emoji — I’ve had to use the 🤢 emoji and that want my initial response
 
Her writer friends who have read a piece of her book a very diplomatic aren’t they? No mention of the writing. Has she not noticed?. Tbh, I think Liz reserves insta stories just to take a pop at Tattlers when she feels like it. At least I really HOPE so. To be putting out such embarrassingly asinine crap because you seriously think people are interested in it is a worry.
 
Raindropsonkittens said:
As usual she’s threatening & lashing out at people as though they give a tit.
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I'm terrified, me!

Interestingly, the lovely wife of hwcbn, has a lovely insta post about a friend of theirs who has set up a publishing company - like, properly set it up...to publish a book which is very close to the heart of local people - an actual altruistic and people focused cause.
Imagine lizzie actually doing something like that - y'know, thinking of other people!!
 
Needham said:
Her writer friends who have read a piece of her book a very diplomatic aren’t they? No mention of the writing. Has she not noticed?. Tbh, I think Liz reserves insta stories just to take a pop at Tattlers when she feels like it. At least I really HOPE so. To be putting out such embarrassingly asinine crap because you seriously think people are interested in it is a worry.
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I doubt any friends have read anything. Also - isn't she supposed to be a professional writer who has had books published etc? Why the hell is she farming out her fiction to her friends for approval? Smacks of absolutely no confidence in her own work whatsoever.
 
Ginnyreturns said:
I doubt any friends have read anything. Also - isn't she supposed to be a professional writer who has had books published etc? Why the hell is she farming out her fiction to her friends for approval? Smacks of absolutely no confidence in her own work whatsoever.
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Also, just playing devil's advocate here.. musing if you'll indulge me...

The pretence that Liz has friends is the best short fiction I've read. Brava, Skiz!
 
“THE END” - is she six? 😆. She probably writes that on a blank page at the beginning, the way she idly writes “A NOVEL” and then photographs it and posts it to her bore/exasperated/exhausted ‘fan’ club. The ‘You Lovely Lot” club (the YLLs) that wishes she’d get her head down and write a tome that takes several decades. Forever. I find it strange that she boasts about churning out writing at speed - it’s like advertising that you put out work of poor quality.
 
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