Lisa’s Lust List #9 Perfume is piss, glued to Chris, grab this discount in case you miss!

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Lots of boxes from China

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Oh girls shur ye know what I’m like! What I meant was I designed it and the only place that sold the luxury material was China! Mammy said I would forget my own eircode if it wasn’t the location of every courier in Ireland! Shur it’s GAS! Will I put the garden cushions out today lads? Now don’t blame me if it rains! Chris says he’s making a BBQ tonight but I’m helping him LOL I’m so bleeping hilarious because I can’t cook! Let’s not talk about 2002-2017 where I raised my son on my own and possibly had to cook but that doesn’t make the story as funny! Girls ye are gas with the stories. Didn’t a nurse from the Mater hospital messaged me to say they were doing CPR on a patient and it was the whiff of my perfume on her that work them up and not the defibrillator! Taking the weekend off girls xoxox but will be on to sell tomorrow
 
Missycoco said:
That screechy hyper voice when the money is rolling in from deluded sheep .. jeezee me lord ! he had the legs out , ffs every fecking guy in the county probably have . 🙈🙈🙈
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She could have at least typed it correctly “he’s the legs out’ Lisa he’s translates to “he is “ - not a great command of the English language for someone with such a high opinion of herself. Does anyone know where the lisa&co came from - thought you had to register a company?
 
She’ll make a bloody killing if she does shift all those pyjamas. 24 sets in each box and looks like there are 212 cartons if I’m reading it correctly from the picture of the box. Thats just over 5000 pyjamas at €60 a pop. Presume cost about €10 to produce and yet she still doesn’t even run a giveaway for even one set or donate some to a Women’s Refuge. Love to see her get landed with a load unsold but knowing her she will beat people into submission by constantly flogging them til they are all gone. Will have to skip her stories for a week or so while she is posting all the comments from the sheep once they start receiving them.
 
Shop girl said:
She’ll make a bloody killing if she does shift all those pyjamas. 24 sets in each box and looks like there are 212 cartons if I’m reading it correctly from the picture of the box. Thats just over 5000 pyjamas at €60 a pop. Presume cost about €10 to produce and yet she still doesn’t even run a giveaway for even one set or donate some to a Women’s Refuge. Love to see her get landed with a load unsold but knowing her she will beat people into submission by constantly flogging them til they are all gone. Will have to skip her stories for a week or so while she is posting all the comments from the sheep once they start receiving them.
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She'll come on with the pretend grateful voice and act all bewildered and say something like
"Girls, I can't believe it ye have cleared the place out, anyone else that wants them I will add a pre-order over on my website"

In the mean time she's laughing all the way to the bank thanks to her blinkered followers. She thrives on money, just loves it.
 
You’ve hit the nail on the head, pretend grateful. I never thought I’d sell x no- well why did you buy them then, and the humble brag…. Little ol me…so everyone will say ‘you’re great.
Then the messages ‘ I was in getting texts to see if my cancer has gone or come back… and I wore your pjs’
She’ll quote it saying ‘thanks’ but won’t ask the poster how she got on with her tests. Sure that side of her followers life isn’t just isn’t relevant, all that’s important is that she spent money and put it in her pocket . Thank you, next
 
boarddotie said:
I was just coming on to say the same. Swissport tape means it came in via an airport and then plenty of 'made in China' on the boxes. If she says she claims or says Made in Ireland it is a downright lie.
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I wonder will it say 'made in China' on the garment label!? 🤣 And did the perfume come in on the same delivery as the pyjamas.. Or did the plane from China make a quick stop in France to collect her perfume which is made beside the Chanel perfume 🤣🤣
 
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