Lisa’s Lust List #9 Perfume is piss, glued to Chris, grab this discount in case you miss!

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Roisin Dubh said:
Lisa: ‘I helped design this dress’

**a few months ago, somewhere in the midlands**

Born lady: ‘Lisa, seeing as you’re charging us extortionate amounts of money for working with us, would you like to choose the colour of this dress we are ordering from a Chinese sweatshop. It comes in blue floral, red floral, or green floral pattern’

Lisa: ‘I haven’t an original thought in my head anyway Born lady, I can’t believe you’re asking me such an unreal question. Oh ladz, how will I choose between blue, green, or red, oh ladz, what am I like, oh sure I’m gas craic altogether so I am. Chris might like the red one now but because the material is so cheap, I’d have to wear those knickers that he hates and oh lord, that would never do....

Born lady: Lisa, you’re not on Instagram now so could you just hurry the fcuk up and pick one of the colours please? Actually, green costs 2euro more, that will eat into our bazillion percent markup, so could you just choose between blue and red?

Lisa: oh lord, I’m having to choose between blue and red. Oh lord what am I like, oh lord, maybe I’ll ring Jimmy
Cos he’s a painter and he knows all about colour. Oh sure Jimmy is great craic so he is. Oh lord jaysus tonight isn’t it great being a fashion designer altogether, I might just come with all of the excitement. It’s the most that I’ve ever had in my life.

Born lady: ‘if you didn’t have the ear of thousands of desperate post menopausal sheep, I would punch you. Look, can you just wear the blue one and if you shut the fcuk up now, I’ll up your cut of the profit from 10 to 15%

Lisa: ‘Ok Born lady, I knew I’d bore you into submission with my little old me act. It fools people every time. I shall use the extra money to buy more ugly LV bags and pretend engagement rings. At least I didn’t have to resort to telling you about Symprove and my bowel habits’

**flounces off in yet another Chinese midi dress and Bantry’s finest platform runners, whilst adjusting the sunglasses that Chris likes on her head**
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Brilliant synopsis of this dose. I'm still gobsmacked that she said she set her own price point on someone else's product. I love Born as I said but no way I'm setting foot in their stores while this absolutely greedy excuse of a woman is promoting them. Her and SCS with Pamela Scott (for old women).

Which Hun has Carrig Donn? They could be next for ignoring.
 
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Melmcs said:
Brilliant synopsis of this dose. I'm still gobsmacked that she said she set her own price point on someone else's product. I love Born as I said but no way I'm setting foot in their stores while this absolutely greedy excuse of a woman is promoting them. Her and SCS with Pamela Scott (for old women).

Which Hun has Carrig Donn? They could be next for ignoring.
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I think Sinead Curvy Style has them x
 
GenBlg said:
She isn't too alert this morning. 😜
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Roisin Dubh said:
Lisa: ‘I helped design this dress’

**a few months ago, somewhere in the midlands**

Born lady: ‘Lisa, seeing as you’re charging us extortionate amounts of money for working with us, would you like to choose the colour of this dress we are ordering from a Chinese sweatshop. It comes in blue floral, red floral, or green floral pattern’

Lisa: ‘I haven’t an original thought in my head anyway Born lady, I can’t believe you’re asking me such an unreal question. Oh ladz, how will I choose between blue, green, or red, oh ladz, what am I like, oh sure I’m gas craic altogether so I am. Chris might like the red one now but because the material is so cheap, I’d have to wear those knickers that he hates and oh lord, that would never do....

Born lady: Lisa, you’re not on Instagram now so could you just hurry the fcuk up and pick one of the colours please? Actually, green costs 2euro more, that will eat into our bazillion percent markup, so could you just choose between blue and red?

Lisa: oh lord, I’m having to choose between blue and red. Oh lord what am I like, oh lord, maybe I’ll ring Jimmy
Cos he’s a painter and he knows all about colour. Oh sure Jimmy is great craic so he is. Oh lord jaysus tonight isn’t it great being a fashion designer altogether, I might just come with all of the excitement. It’s the most that I’ve ever had in my life.

Born lady: ‘if you didn’t have the ear of thousands of desperate post menopausal sheep, I would punch you. Look, can you just wear the blue one and if you shut the fcuk up now, I’ll up your cut of the profit from 10 to 15%

Lisa: ‘Ok Born lady, I knew I’d bore you into submission with my little old me act. It fools people every time. I shall use the extra money to buy more ugly LV bags and pretend engagement rings. At least I didn’t have to resort to telling you about Symprove and my bowel habits’

**flounces off in yet another Chinese midi dress and Bantry’s finest platform runners, whilst adjusting the sunglasses that Chris likes on her head**
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In stitches😂😂😂😂brilliant 👏
 
Could she not say it’s 100% polyester!
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Bomber jacker bomber jacket dos she mentioned iys
Roisin Dubh said:
🤣🤣🤣 I’m honoured🤣🤣🤣 The heels look like 💩 with it Leeeesa, you should wear some fugly runners with it instead, if you had a pair handy like 👋
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I've a discount coming up for some - I fought hard to get it for ye ladies and rhey are such soft Italian leather such good quality identical to the other 2386 pairs I've made ye buy but be quick they WILL sell out 🐑🐑🐑🐑

Hidden text in tiny text on the "ad" discount in on shop website not exclusive to LLL - leather like material 🤑
 
All that is needed now is sit down at the gorgeous table and wear the blue dress then set will be complete - who uses tablecloths?
 
Do her sheep ever tire of being disappointed when the stuff that they order arrives? Her ladyship uses a ring light when she is modelling the tat, knows her angles, and probably has a v flattering mirror. When the cheap dresses arrive in their plastic bag, do the sheep not feel a bit left down? Do they not feel like they’ve been a bit had and wasted their money? I’m sure the shoes are ok quality albeit ugly, but the PS tat and the 50euro dresses, do the sheep not feel foolish when they arrive. I bought one dress that she showed years ago. From CD. It looked fab on her stories. It was absolutely horrendous in reality. I swore never again. Felt so duped!!
 
Roisin Dubh said:
Do her sheep ever tire of being disappointed when the stuff that they order arrives? Her ladyship uses a ring light when she is modelling the tat, knows her angles, and probably has a v flattering mirror. When the cheap dresses arrive in their plastic bag, do the sheep not feel a bit left down? Do they not feel like they’ve been a bit had and wasted their money? I’m sure the shoes are ok quality albeit ugly, but the PS tat and the 50euro dresses, do the sheep not feel foolish when they arrive. I bought one dress that she showed years ago. From CD. It looked fab on her stories. It was absolutely horrendous in reality. I swore never again. Felt so duped!!
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Same here got dress year or so ago that looked really lovely on story cannot tell you how awful it was when it arrived material, tailoring and sizing all wrong - never again
 
But the whole point is it doesn’t matter. The sheeple have been trained very well- to NOT think. They must watch stories, buy, and then buy again. How else would you explain buying 55,000 of the same midi dresses or the same runners? How else would you buy products that are supposed to aid digestion and your bowel that doctors don’t go near and don’t recommend you take.
they are instructed to buy, buy, buy and that’s what they’ll do.
How they think it’s anything other than a QVC shopping channel, I’ll never know.
 
Dontmindme500 said:
But the whole point is it doesn’t matter. The sheeple have been trained very well- to NOT think. They must watch stories, buy, and then buy again. How else would you explain buying 55,000 of the same midi dresses or the same runners? How else would you buy products that are supposed to aid digestion and your bowel that doctors don’t go near and don’t recommend you take.
they are instructed to buy, buy, buy and that’s what they’ll do.
How they think it’s anything other than a QVC shopping channel, I’ll never know.
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This exactly.
There is zero interesting or creative content. Only sell sell sell, weather references and walk and spin on repeat every single day.
 
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