Lisa's Lust List #41 it takes a plastic bag 20-100 yrs to breakdown, it takes L1 minor comment

What made Veruca have a Tantrum

  • Delays at Cunt Cottage

    Votes: 13 30.2%
  • She is longer welcome at Pee and Naydeeenneee's

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Unauthorised access to parts of the Hotel while on shoot

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Chelinda Resigned

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • ML called her designs Tat

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • Truth hurts - she is not a stylist

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Truth hurts harder - the mua refused to use her makeup as its shit

    Votes: 19 44.2%
  • Chrisdoyouloveme hates our name for him so got cross

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Renaming house to Cunt Cottage

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • She was out of her depth at the shoot

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • She's only sold 1 million worth if Satsuma Shimmer

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Total voters
    43
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How do we start a list on the Wiki page for the free stuff for the house? It’s going to be coming thick and fast now. Make it easier for her to declare them all when doing her tax return! Know one of you geniuses set up the Wiki page. The holidays 2024 list should be there too.
Recent launches/launching this week 30th Sept 2024
20 Lisa & Co launches updated week begining 9th Sept to December
No quantity provided for Lisa and Co Cosmetics launches
1. Straw bag. €129
2. Taupe bag €220
3. Symprove dress
4. Orange dress
5. Black dress
6 Skin Shit €35
7. Trousers Black €74.95
8. Makeup brush soap €18

Today's preview 30/07
1. Rotten grey denim jacket
2 Bomber Jacket x3 Black, White and ? Spring 25
3 . Jumpers (not cashmere) x3
4. Undeclared Ads for mental tshirts x 2*

Coming
1. Mascara - Brown and Black
2. Disco Top €79.95
3. Walking jackets €74.94
4 leggings
5. Gym top
6. Fleece jumpers x 3 - delayed to Jan 2025 (03/09) update (19/09) now available before Christmas- vote for fav colour 30k want them no preorder
7. Eyeliner
8. Lipstick
9. Concealer
10. Foundation
11. Glasses chain (restock) €29.95
12 Glasses clip €24.95 (restock)
13. Liquid blush
14. Liquid Highlighter
06/08/24
15. Black "pants" with cream stripe €74.95 - material not listed
16. Wool Coats - 3 different "Colourways" Summer 2030 🤣
17. Mac coat delayed til 2025
18. Sports shorts
19. Dressy shorts
20. Camisole tops Oct 25
21. Eyeshadow
22. Liquid bronzer
23. 13, 14 and 21 sold as Liquid Gold Trio
14/08/2024
24. Bronzer €24.95
25. Make up sponges
26. Camouflage sports vest (grey)
27. Half zips 3 colours €64.95 White/Petrol Blue launch 27 Sept coral October
28. Long sleeve round and v neck tshirts €54.95
29. Puffer Jackets €129 (free tennis ball)
30. Stripe shirts- 2 new colours
31. Green short walking jacket
32. Herringbone blazer
33. Coats - red, green, camel, black 100% wool dearest product yet €250
34. Wool/knit jumper 3 colours Navy Buttermilk and Black €54.95
35. Shorts multiple colours Winter 2025 🤣
36. Chiffon tops €59.95 (Fourteen day pre-order 12 Sept and delayed despatch after the 14 days) 100% polyester
37. Belts €69.95
38. Cosmetic/Makeup bag
39. Travel size products
40. Short puffers
41. Primer - new year
42. Lip oil
43. Raincoat



Shades of white
Snow white
Creamy white
Buttermilk
Off white
Ivory


Photoshoots
Cashel Palace for Social & Personal Magazine - had to have breakfast specially made for her at 6.30am - breakfast started at 7am
Palmerstown House 2nd Sept - meltdown ane left to "protect herself" she was called a stick but back 4p mins later selling makeup fixed and happy as Larry

Holidays - need to go on threads back and update

China
Vegas
Milan - twice
Maldives (16 days)
5 star break wirh Linda
Portugal wirh Darragh July 24
Tuscany - very very expensive holiday - July/Aug 24 (tbc)
Cashel Palace 1 night
Marbella - girls working holiday August 24
Edinburgh- August 24 Tattoo
Boston - 2 weeks Aug 24
Africa date tbc
Edinburgh (upcoming trip for Chris Birthday)
London - Sept 27th Chrisdoyouloveme, Linda and Dec

Freebies Cunt Cottage
1. "Bespoke" door- Konic Doors

*Leaving spelling error on list as I'm sure any man who pays the extortionate price for the tshirt is mental 🤣🤣

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I-spy definitely had a hold on her releasing leggings! Delighted for them and I hope they keep talking about catalogue “designers”

But of course she spins it to a sample after sample cos I work so hard lies..

And NO CHANCE she paid for that suit, not a hope! She’s an embarrassment as to how tight she is.
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Recent launches/launching this week 30th Sept 2024
20 Lisa & Co launches updated week begining 9th Sept to December
No quantity provided for Lisa and Co Cosmetics launches
1. Straw bag. €129
2. Taupe bag €220
3. Symprove dress
4. Orange dress
5. Black dress
6 Skin Shit €35
7. Trousers Black €74.95
8. Makeup brush soap €18

Today's preview 30/07
1. Rotten grey denim jacket
2 Bomber Jacket x3 Black, White and ? Spring 25
3 . Jumpers (not cashmere) x3
4. Undeclared Ads for mental tshirts x 2*

Coming
1. Mascara - Brown and Black
2. Disco Top €79.95
3. Walking jackets €74.94
4 leggings
5. Gym top
6. Fleece jumpers x 3 - delayed to Jan 2025 (03/09) update (19/09) now available before Christmas- vote for fav colour 30k want them no preorder
7. Eyeliner
8. Lipstick
9. Concealer
10. Foundation
11. Glasses chain (restock) €29.95
12 Glasses clip €24.95 (restock)
13. Liquid blush
14. Liquid Highlighter
06/08/24
15. Black "pants" with cream stripe €74.95 - material not listed
16. Wool Coats - 3 different "Colourways" Summer 2030 🤣
17. Mac coat delayed til 2025
18. Sports shorts
19. Dressy shorts
20. Camisole tops Oct 25
21. Eyeshadow
22. Liquid bronzer
23. 13, 14 and 21 sold as Liquid Gold Trio
14/08/2024
24. Bronzer €24.95
25. Make up sponges
26. Camouflage sports vest (grey)
27. Half zips 3 colours €64.95 White/Petrol Blue launch 27 Sept coral October
28. Long sleeve round and v neck tshirts €54.95
29. Puffer Jackets €129 (free tennis ball)
30. Stripe shirts- 2 new colours
31. Green short walking jacket
32. Herringbone blazer
33. Coats - red, green, camel, black 100% wool dearest product yet €250
34. Wool/knit jumper 3 colours Navy Buttermilk and Black €54.95
35. Shorts multiple colours Winter 2025 🤣
36. Chiffon tops €59.95 (Fourteen day pre-order 12 Sept and delayed despatch after the 14 days) 100% polyester
37. Belts €69.95
38. Cosmetic/Makeup bag
39. Travel size products
40. Short puffers
41. Primer - new year
42. Lip oil
43. Raincoat



Shades of white
Snow white
Creamy white
Buttermilk
Off white
Ivory


Photoshoots
Cashel Palace for Social & Personal Magazine - had to have breakfast specially made for her at 6.30am - breakfast started at 7am
Palmerstown House 2nd Sept - meltdown ane left to "protect herself" she was called a stick but back 4p mins later selling makeup fixed and happy as Larry

Holidays - need to go on threads back and update

China
Vegas
Milan - twice
Maldives (16 days)
5 star break wirh Linda
Portugal wirh Darragh July 24
Tuscany - very very expensive holiday - July/Aug 24 (tbc)
Cashel Palace 1 night
Marbella - girls working holiday August 24
Edinburgh- August 24 Tattoo
Boston - 2 weeks Aug 24
Africa date tbc
Edinburgh (upcoming trip for Chris Birthday)
London - Sept 27th Chrisdoyouloveme, Linda and Dec

Freebies Cunt Cottage
1. "Bespoke" door- Konic Doors

*Leaving spelling error on list as I'm sure any man who pays the extortionate price for the tshirt is mental 🤣🤣

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Incorrect advertising also for the door as it’s #ad not # ad. Ever the perfectionist.
 
I don’t know what to say about them stories about that cheap tacky badly ill fitting disco top🙄 my eyes the way she’s describing it, the styling of it and I’ve only seen the white , cream, buttercream 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
 

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That disco top is cheap and nasty looking completely see thru and she slaps on a price tag of €79.95 for it, it's not even lined at the front like a lot of other sequined tops are. I imagine it's itchy and scratchy. I wish someone would take those ridiculous looking jeans off her sick of seeing her in them.
 
The world famous fashion designer needs to brush up on her dressmaking terminology. That’s clearly not a hook and eye fastening on the disco top. It’s a button Lisa, a button.
So you can buy both disco tops at a minimal reduced price, do they have to be the same size or what other terms and conditions will come with that “offer”, there’s always a catch with this one.
 

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Would she ever fuck off, I’m waiting on her to release reusable period pads at this rate as she is doing every thing else.
Saw a grey and pink period logo in Mahon Point earlier, I had to turn away as I was so gonna walk over to the lady wearing it..

And someone from Longford looking to get the make up. Is it all down the country her sales are?

And Lisa if you’re reading here and you’re such a perfectionist why is it you can’t get something as simple as #AD correct? Are you that thick?
 
Vanity sizing!!
It drives me mental...
You dont magically drop 2 dress sizes! Walking from penny's to zara or in Lisa's case the stables burr to zara!
Der is absolutely no continuity in clothing sizes for any two brands 🤯
plus as civilised adults we don't go around pulling peoples labels out to see what size they are wearing!

The rest of us probably have at least 3 different sizes in our wardrobes from shopping around!
 
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