Lisa's Lust List #39 Del Boy has nothing on me, Queen of QVC, sheep scream to buy things they didn't see!

[Chancey Belle]

Hi Leeza,

Sorry to bother you. The girls in my office told me you're launching a Vegan snake oil rub for bad knees at Christmas.

They said it was called cold pressed SneekPeak.

Will it be suitable to drizzle over salad leaves and will it put a shine on my hair.

Thanks in advance.

*blocked*

 

[Skinner]

I spotted her straw bag in the wild today. Its grand, for a penneys sell off. The handles were grubby and twisted, the zip was left open, and it looked twisted.
The logo with the big white stitching is rotten looking.

 

[Lurleen Lumpkin]

I presume it's a carpaccio of meat or fish display she's sharing in her reels. What they are about to devour looks a bit off and unrefined to me for carpaccio. It's the kind of thing I'd be cautious about consuming when travelling to Italy

 

[MrsGahan]

The gold dress sandals are a poor match for the bag (and dress)! Job done though she can whip it off now

 

[Luckydogbk]

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so funny looks like the sheep in shock at the appearance of their Queen Lisa. She got her “shot” of the rotten orange/red rotten nuns habit anyway outside her 5* hotel. No doubt it was fuked back in the case immediately afterwards & the Ralf Lauren dress that she butchered (as she is a better designer that RLauren) was put on for dinner, along with one of her designer bags & cartier or maybe hermes bracelets

 

[ChastityDingle]

The gold dress sandals are a poor match for the bag (and dress)! Job done though she can whip it off now

The dress is so bog standard, and the big ould bag, where would you be going

 

[BigRedOne]

sold out...jesus wept

 

[Turmeric123]

The dress is so bog standard, and the big ould bag, where would you be going

Hicksville - that's where you'd be going in that "fit"

 

[MrsGahan]

The poor sheep won’t get any grazing done today as the countdown is up for the black tablecloth. Such a lovely relaxing weekend away!

 

[Buddy4]

The sheep must pay for her Quartz’s such a money hungry obsessed sad cow.

 

[Oh June]

Do they not realise they are paying full full price for a summer dress, that they won't get until end of July

The stores are full of summer sales... Are they that blinded by her

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

Must let everyone know it's a 5 star hotel. Bore off Lisa. Nobody cares.

 

[ChastityDingle]

The poor sheep won’t get any grazing done today as the countdown is up for the black tablecloth. Such a lovely relaxing weekend away!

Can't stop laughing. The image in my head . Money is her god. She cares about nothing or no-one else.

Hicksville - that's where you'd be going in that "fit"

Exactly what I was thinking. I mean it's not even nice, any of it.
She probably got her sidekick to take the photo, then raced back to the room, to get changed into her designer gear and dropped the rotten hick looking mála and took out some high end one to use.
(The two of them sniggering about the queue of sheep at the time of the pop up shop still sticks in my mind. )

 

[Buddy4]

Of course this is because of Lisa and her sheep

 

[Iris2020]

Of course she would think her sheep did it. With all the money she has she would want to build a better website, every launch it's crashing. Can't believe these idiot sheep are paying full price for a basic looking summer dress and sales on everywhere. Prob won't arrive on the slow boat till Sept.
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Off on a boat trip to scald herself. Her dresses not good enough to be worn out and about. Considering she has the long white, the short white, the green, the black, the orange/red. Only the two she was flogging made it into the suitcase I'd say, never to be seen again once sold out.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Of course this is because of Lisa and her sheep

I'd say she is fuming at the big IT outage. Terrified that the sheep might walk outdoors and discover other places to shop.

 

[Noseymc123]

Of course she would think her sheep did it. With all the money she has she would want to build a better website, every launch it's crashing. Can't believe these idiot sheep are paying full price for a basic looking summer dress and sales on everywhere. Prob won't arrive on the slow boat till Sept.
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Off on a boat trip to scald herself. Her dresses not good enough to be worn out and about. Considering she has the long white, the short white, the green, the black, the orange/red. Only the two she was flogging made it into the suitcase I'd say, never to be seen again once sold out.

Straw bag not made it to the boat

 

[ChastityDingle]

She has ruined her skin. Absolutely ruined it.

 

[missiemoomoo]

She has ruined her skin. Absolutely ruined it.

Didn't she have a basal cell carcinoma removed too? She is actually mad, there is no way I'd be walking around like that (i've had quite a few removed) in the sun. If nothing else her skin looks like really old leather from it.

 

[ChastityDingle]

And tbh, I think most people don't go for that over-tanned look anymore, with good reason. To me, a tan is skin damage.