Lisa My_Solo_Journey_To_Mom #7 Solo mum pretends she's single but stuffs the babies so she can instagram

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The broccoli was so overcooked it was like mush, might aswell give them puree it would be mush before it gets to their mouth even. She let slip the other day that they had a spoon feed before she gave them the baby tomatoes and egg it’s all for show she’s still spoonfeeding so they will sleep then giving them lumps of food for content.
 
With 2 babies how in gods name is she getting 2 days out of her top....it must be walking
I only have the 1 child and I often have to change my clothes during the day 😂 between cooking, cleaning and everything else I do be piggy sometimes come bedtime 😅

I had to stop watching her stories after the 100th "j'no". My nephew is one and he doesn't eat anywhere near what she gives those girls. If the girls get use to those portions what is she going to do when it no longer fills them as they grow? She's setting them up for failure before they've began.

When I did blw I literally just shared a small portioN of my plate, cut appropriately. There’s no need to be filling them up with child sized portions, they’re going to have hefty appetites again they’re 2! My 3 year old is only now starting to eat bigger meals, but I don’t force him. He eats what he feels like and off he goes! No need to be stuffing them to the gills
 
With 2 babies how in gods name is she getting 2 days out of her top....it must be walking
She does sfa with them that's how she can wear it for 2 days. I've 2 toddlers and i do be manky at the end of the day from them putting their sticky yoghurt hands on me and the rest😂
She's 'adapting her family meals for the babies'....yeah there's no way she eats that amount of fruit and veg.
Lack of portion control is the only thing she's sharing with them.
I'd like to see what Lisa eats in a day i genuinely would
 
I spent a weekend with various family recently- kids ageing from 3 weeks, 3 months, 2 years and 3 years.
Any of my interactions with literally any of the kids and I was *manky* 😂 Be it drool, poo, sick, food or muck from playing with them.
 
I thought my phone was glitching and Insta was showing me yesterday's stories again, but it was just Lisa wearing the same minging jumper two days in a row.
Like the other mammies on this thread have said, how in god's name is she getting two days out of a jumper? I have a 1 yr old and if I get to lunchtime without snot on my leggings or yoghurt on my top I'm doing very VERY well.
 
If you read between the lines her whole reason to do BLW is so they ‘can feed themselves’!! So Lisa doesn’t have to feed them yet again, pity there isn’t a milky mate for solids!! I was just wanting her to give poor little Hazel a few spoons of something the poor thing isn’t able to do finger foods she must be still starving after!
 
Confession - I would have a designated manky top on the go that I'll wear for 2 or 3 days for meals, etc. We're at the Throwing Things stage of introducing solids - and anything that reduces my laundry pile is helping my sanity. So the Manky Jumper goes on for meals and anything messy. Only the kids see me in it though - I wouldn't be recording insta stories wearing it. I pick up a kid and hold them to hide the stains if I have to answer the front door wearing it.
 
Confession - I would have a designated manky top on the go that I'll wear for 2 or 3 days for meals, etc. We're at the Throwing Things stage of introducing solids - and anything that reduces my laundry pile is helping my sanity. So the Manky Jumper goes on for meals and anything messy. Only the kids see me in it though - I wouldn't be recording insta stories wearing it. I pick up a kid and hold them to hide the stains if I have to answer the front door wearing it.
I think most parents would admit to having a couple of scruffy bits for around the house but it’s behind closed doors, not on screen to a few thousand & not popping out to Tesco from a house that’s been full of sickness
 
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