Lily Pebbles #51 Just go on holiday sis 🐌

How long will Lily's new dining area last?

  • She's updated her sitting? Interesting, she never mentions is 👀

    Votes: 6 3.8%
  • It will be gone before you can say "fugly" 😜

    Votes: 5 3.2%
  • It doesn't matter how long, you just know it'll be replaced with something equally trend lead 🫣

    Votes: 33 21.2%
  • A little while - she's too stingy to replace straight away 😬

    Votes: 17 10.9%
  • Until Anna redoes hers 😅

    Votes: 41 26.3%
  • She's going to sell soon, so it doesn't matter 😎

    Votes: 21 13.5%
  • Until she's gifted nicer furniture 🎁

    Votes: 33 21.2%

  • Total voters
    156
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I'm hoping she was drunk, because this was the dumbest conversation ever:

"Like...oh it's not Rosé...it's like a...it's like a...chilled...champagne."


Yes. OBVIOUSLY. It's not even pink. 🤦‍♀️ What was so confusing about the concept of chilled champagne?!

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The gallery wall reveal!
The only photo on there is of herself.
She has a Laetitia Rouget plate on the wall and says ‘I forget her name, it’s a French name’

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Out of literally anything, she chose to put a photo of a random person holding multiple boxes of Kellogg's cereal???? Lily is so weird...
If it's a photo of herself, that's even weirder because it's narcissistic in such a bizarre way.

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Out of literally anything, she chose to put a photo of a random person holding multiple boxes of Kellogg's cereal???? Lily is so weird...
If it's a photo of herself, that's even weirder because it's narcissistic in such a bizarre way.

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Sadly, it IS a photo of herself. A few weeks ago she posted about it being in total awe of the artistry in this and claimed to hate that it’s herself in it. So she asked her followers and then decided (which she obviously had already) to put the photo up on her wall. So yep, narcissistic and bizarre, classic Lily 😁
 
Out of literally anything, she chose to put a photo of a random person holding multiple boxes of Kellogg's cereal???? Lily is so weird...
If it's a photo of herself, that's even weirder because it's narcissistic in such a bizarre way.

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I love love love that on first look you thought this was a random person holding a box of Kellogg. The fact it’s actually Lily makes it even worse!
 
I love love love that on first look you thought this was a random person holding a box of Kellogg. The fact it’s actually Lily makes it even worse!
even though i'm familiar with the fact that it's lily in the picture, seeing it on the wall without any context, it looks like she just chopped out a picture from a magazine 😬 i'm sure most people would do a wtf double take as for why is something like this hanging on their wall, especially when there aren't any pictures of rich or their kids
 
Out of literally anything, she chose to put a photo of a random person holding multiple boxes of Kellogg's cereal???? Lily is so weird...
If it's a photo of herself, that's even weirder because it's narcissistic in such a bizarre way.

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In this picture it looks like a still from cctv that would be up in a shop saying “this person stole 4 boxes of coco pops, she is barred”
 
She has inherently terrible taste in everything, it’s why she’s such a sheep. A lot is covered up with rapid replacement / more consumption (which has the added bonus of generating more affiliate link income, no wonder she’s addicted). It’s why bigger decisions (eg dining area) expose her, she’s stuck with them for longer.

Remember the huge framed photograph of a bed above the doorway to her bedroom. “Get it?” She says. Well no because there’s nothing to get you bellend. She is the type to look at modern art and screech “I could have done that!!”. Loudly.

She became arsey when people were asking who took the supermarket photos, no doubt she thinks they are her photos because she “directed” it, Georgia only clicked the button. Sit down Lily, you’re not Annie Leibovitz. Georgia must have the patience of a saint.

Lily only became successful because she had a huge allowance from her parents to continually buy stuff and go out loads in London, coupled with zero living expenses. No rent, her parents probably paid her mobile phone bill etc. She always had new clothes, makeup etc to show off, had always been to the latest fun activity etc. And she only started a blog showing all the crap she was buying because it was a uni project forced on her. She is very lucky.
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER????????????? IT IS NOT "FORTNUM & MASONS" THERE IS IS NO MOTHERFUCKING S ON THE END MORON. This is her job, why is she so bad at it? If she says one more bastard time that she's a "Londoner" omg bore off and get back to zone 5 wench.
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This is SO BAD 🥲

also, is this woman Caroline giving skincare advice to others? Looking like this? Woof
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I thought the same thing, apparently she's a skincare guru but she's so unpleasant looking that I can't take her seriously.
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER????????????? IT IS NOT "FORTNUM & MASONS" THERE IS IS NO MOTHERFUCKING S ON THE END MORON. This is her job, why is she so bad at it? If she says one more bastard time that she's a "Londoner" omg bore off and get back to zone 5 wench.
she literally has one job – to advertise – not only she makes every product, no matter its kind, extremely unappealing, she cannot be arsed to learn at least basic information (like what it is for 💀), let alone the brand's name

and it's not once in a while mistake, nope, almost every time she talks about anything it's filled with "oh i don't know how to pronounce it" "i don't know how to use it" "idk it's some foreign name or something" "i don't know, but you know" and then she has the nerve to complain about how we have no idea what difficulties her job entails

it pisses me offffff
 
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