Lily Pebbles #48 She's the Benjamin Button of density 🐌

[Hally34]

she constantly shares how she finds it difficult to share anything (but food especially) with her partner and kids, probably thinking it makes her look cute or something... it does not

It just makes me think she’s a horrible person.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

she constantly shares how she finds it difficult to share anything (but food especially) with her partner and kids, probably thinking it makes her look cute or something... it does not

Selflilysh ghoul. Game to get, shame to give. She's rotten to the core, and Bitch Rich is a softie slave.

 

[fairylights2000]

IT'S CALLED YOUR KITCHEN

Not every day eating out pls

 

[peppin]

this is peak creativity! my humble suggestion: a restaurant where they serve you pasta with ketchup

 

[fidgetjo]

Ah guys another thing to blame on Grey… apparently Lily’s voice has changed because of her

 

[fairylights2000]

More monotonous? Google said it, not us
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this is peak creativity! my humble suggestion: a restaurant where they serve you pasta with ketchup

You just know some finance bros are about to start a business with a ~quirky name selling artisan pasta with Heinz finest tomato reduction

 

[icannoteven]

How is it she manages to find new things to moan about as a mom, all the time

school runs
home routine (this covers a lot of crap like food prep, productivity, whose turn to have the kids)
body shape
hair loss or growth

HER VOICE

oh no, poor Poobs

 

[Eileen_2019]

Booking a holiday during school holidays being so much more expensive... 'I don't know if it's like that in other counties, but here in the UK it is....'
Poor Lily.....

 

[poopettemetis]

IT'S CALLED YOUR KITCHEN

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My first thought was "isn't this just pizza?"

 

[fairylights2000]

Booking a holiday during school holidays being so much more expensive... 'I don't know if it's like that in other counties, but here in the UK it is....'
Poor Lily.....

My head is spinning from how stupid this is. "Do other countries experience supply and demand?"

 

[Sibyl Vane]

More monotonous? Google said it, not us
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You just know some finance bros are about to start a business with a ~quirky name selling artisan pasta with Heinz finest tomato reduction

 

[Orange2green]

She's in Covent Garden again..

Groundbreaking

 

[Sibyl Vane]

She's in Covent Garden again..

Groundbreaking

Covent Karen is that close to discovering Soho. I feel like David Attenborough.

 

[londongirl2001]

Covent Karen is that close to discovering Soho. I feel like David Attenborough.

What happens the day she discovers Chinatown?

 

[ANiceEgg]

Didn’t she just get an expensive hat for Christmas (I can’t remember the brand)? I’d be pissed off if I were her secret Santa

 

[fairylights2000]

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Didn’t she just get an expensive hat for Christmas (I can’t remember the brand)? I’d be pissed off if I were her secret Santa

It looks hideous and already wobbly

Also in the story about an hour earlier she's wearing a different hat!!

 

[ANiceEgg]

It looks hideous and already wobbly

Also in the story about an hour earlier she's wearing a different hat!!

Ahhhh this must be the School Run Hat

 

[Sibyl Vane]

What happens the day she discovers Chinatown?

HIDE YO AFFLINKS, HIDE YO SPONSORSHIPS!

 

[Eat My Shorts]

Is he though, Lily?

Just imagining my husband telling me to sort through my tote bags.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Is he though, Lily?

Just imagining my husband telling me to sort through my tote bags.

We're in for a good sulk in the loft, followed by a wobbly era and some moanster whiny posts. Brace yourself! The ghoul is on the edge.