Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

[Sibyl Vane]

You clearly haven’t seen her manicure reel then- nail dust, cuticle clippings and all!

There are things I wish I'd never seen (the sheer size of her gnashers), and others I vow to never set my eyes on (her mani-pedis). But really, the hand pictured doesn't feature her hazardous manicured sausage fingers.
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She clearly has no idea what to do unless someone very precisely explains to her what she can film/takes photos of. Without Gleam and Anna, all she can do is either copy someone else or sell the most mundane stuff as „content“.

Her meeting with the managers is the equivalent of Vlogging for Dummies. Yay.

 

[Eileen_2019]

At least she went for red this time, and not that dirt colour she had before...

 

[peppin]

Without Gleam and Anna, all she can do is either copy someone else or sell the most mundane stuff as „content“.

she can always complain

 

[Sibyl Vane]

she can always complain

Moany Whinehouse's signature tradeMAWK

 

[consumerism makes u free]

If I had the time and pettiness, I'd like to do a project where I mimic Lily's content across my own socials as an "aspiring influencer" and document how over years I go fucking absolutely nowhere because the content and personality behind it FUCKING SUCK ASS AND BASICALLY ALWAYS HAVE BUT RIGHT TIME RIGHT PLACE LOLOLOL.

 

[icannoteven]

top quality content as usual

It wont have been SO BAD if she just posted the baked thing along with the recipe next to it

but. nobody told her.

 

[peppin]

so now she's going flex how she isn't on a health kick like everyone else (because she's so different and laid-back, guysss) and then she's going to spend the rest of the year being annoyed she's not the same size she was before kids?

 

[Eileen_2019]

Imagine being so desperate for the algorithm not to forget about you that you post this kind of crap that will make people unfollow you.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Imagine being so desperate for the algorithm not to forget about you that you post this kind of crap that will make people unfollow you.

"And then I said that I have invented SEO"
-Lily Pebbles, so so busy mum, Internet Jedi, Black belt in Youtube, 10th dan in Marketing (1st), PR extraordinaire from London, Algorithm tamer (Hons), Loft dweller, pickles connoisseur


What a Dummy Wobbles.

 

[icannoteven]

the only thought she would have about this is
1) wow it is free!
Or
2) WTF literally nobody told me I had to pay for tickets!

There. Saved her the trouble of doing the fking tiktok.

 

[Violetroselily]

There's something particularly gauche about aff linking your (absolutely revolting) birthday presents

 

[peppin]

helpful tiktok for taking your kids to a museum? what's going to be there? 1) remember you have kids 2) find an entertaining museum 3) take them there 4) don't forget to breathe the entire time 5) use it for content 6) complain (only for the OGs)

 

[TheBabeWithThePower]

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the only thought she would have about this is
1) wow it is free!
Or
2) WTF literally nobody told me I had to pay for tickets!

There. Saved her the trouble of doing the fking tiktok.

Her caption also implies that she alone took the three kids like an absolute hero when there was clearly at least one other adult there with them.

Also Lily... Niece, not neice dear.

 

[Eileen_2019]

That pickle jar is solving a problem that isn't a problem, and I am sure everyone knows how to Google a museum for relevant information.... next!

 

[poopettemetis]

How come there have not been lots of reels of Lily going to, being at, or coming back from.choir? She's done it with her PT work outs, her pottery class, tennis... Maybe not so confident after all?
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Did she start this at the time she referred to herself as 'very musical'?

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"And then I said that I have invented SEO"
-Lily Pebbles, so so busy mum, Internet Jedi, Black belt in Youtube, 10th dan in Marketing (1st), PR extraordinaire from London, Algorithm tamer (Hons), Loft dweller, pickles connoisseur


What a Dummy Wobbles.

She's basically the influencer version of Al Gore, who famously said he invented the internet.

That pickle thing is such a waste. Stick your fork into the jar and pull a pickle out ya lazy bint!

 

[Sibyl Vane]

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She's basically the influencer version of Al Gore, who famously said he invented the internet.

That pickle thing is such a waste. Stick your fork into the jar and pull a pickle out ya lazy bint!

Lily Dumberthangore is her HP name.

 

[fairylights2000]

There's something particularly gauche about aff linking your (absolutely revolting) birthday presents

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I thought the same. How weird of her.

 

[Sarah123456789]

Her hair looks so bad in the photos/video of the museum. It just looks like a Lego head hair - it’s so weird!

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Her hair looks so bad in the photos/video of the museum. It just looks like a Lego head hair - it’s so weird!

You could smell the grime buildup from here.

 

[msfjools]

There's something particularly gauche about aff linking your (absolutely revolting) birthday presents

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What to buy for someone who has everything (gifted) already.