Lily Pebbles #4 whingy, moany, what a brat. Fried hair, new teeth... can I expense that?

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Ok... now I’ve watched her insta story, I see why she straightens her hair. her curls naturally aren’t nice curls 😐
They have potential! All curls look sad when you weigh them down with a kilo of gel without actually using the right washing process and then scrunching out the gel. Agree with the poster who said she should just embrace CGM now that she's locked up at home. I honestly don't see why she puts so much effort into frying her hair if she just sits at home making mopey faces.
Two/three months of doing the CGM and giving her hair a heat break would do wonders.
 
They have potential! All curls look sad when you weigh them down with a kilo of gel without actually using the right washing process and then scrunching out the gel. Agree with the poster who said she should just embrace CGM now that she's locked up at home. I honestly don't see why she puts so much effort into frying her hair if she just sits at home making mopey faces.
Two/three months of doing the CGM and giving her hair a heat break would do wonders.
Exactly this! After 17 years of straightening my naturally wavy hair (admittedly only once or twice a week but still!) I'm using lockdown to just let it be for a while and I'm amazed by how nice my hair can be naturally! I think I still have a lot more learning to do about the CGM but it would be so good for her to give it a try and be actually good content too!
 
Had to laugh at the bit in her stories where she said "people have been asking about 1987. It's mine and Rich's birth year, I'm flattered you didn't assume" No Lily, you daft bint, people didn't think you were born after 1987, they were probably wondering why on earth you would get your year of birth framed on Word art

also quite self-obsessed lol, who the duck thinks of stuff like that
 
duck me, Lily was always a self-absorbed cretin but lockdown has really left her a few sandwiches short of a picnic...filming herself going up and down a ladder in a flouncy dress, tiptoeing across the beams perilously with one hand free as the other is permanently attached to her phone...? Typing out 1987 in Microsoft 2000 word art to decorate the walls of her drab, sterile house and thinking any one of her followers gives a crap?
And then her latest story...thinking she’s Nigella bleeping Lawson now because she’s learnt to boil some pasta and chop a few vegetables.......Heaven help us, hopefully this pandemic will kill off the age of influencers and we can all wake up to how irrelevent their place in society is. Especially when their content is as empty and utterly irrelevant As this absolute bore.
You deserve a round of applause for this succinct summary of the pointlessness of Lily. Bravo 👏🏼
 
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