LifeWithTheAustins #4 Bean&Egg always beg, lives a sham, exploiting kids for the gram

[Camelandchicken1]

Happy to go out everyday, jump out of a plane, go on a zip wire.. yet all he’s managed at work is two days, two days of packing cereal

Give the man a break he’s too busy being an influencer, those hideous tie dye face masks aren’t going to sell themselves

 

[Pipsqueak12]

I literally can’t believe the audacity of this bloke! He is literally a piss taker!

I’d actually love for Instagram to crash and knock all these people down to earth!!! They’d actually have to pay for their own kids

 

[Camelandchicken1]

What in gods name is this all about. Snooker ball and a courgette Dean?

 

[Motherhen24]

What’s With All This tit?

 

[Whoisthis?]

Quiet for days and then comes on to tell us her son has done a poo. Brilliant! Poor Dawson.

 

[Motherhen24]

Quiet for days and then comes on to tell us her son has done a poo. Brilliant! Poor Dawson.

I honestly question her! What possibly went through her head when Dawson had done a poo? Oh yes I’ll get my phone out, open insta, film a story asking Hallie if he’s shat then post it not once but twice! My usual first thought when my babies do a poo is to change them

 

[Goldfish]

I wonder if he’s been fired and that’s the reason he was wearing a shirt the other day

 

[Jemandtheholograms]

Quiet for days and then comes on to tell us her son has done a poo. Brilliant! Poor Dawson.

Poor Daws you mean

 

[Whoisthis?]

Am I right in thinking you can only meet up with people from one other household ?

 

[Pipsqueak12]

I wonder if he’s been fired and that’s the reason he was wearing a shirt the other day

Was he! He literally doesn’t mention work anymore

 

[Insta987]

Am I right in thinking you can only meet up with people from one other household ?

No, the rule of 6 is any number of households now so as long as you aren't in local lockdown you can meet up with up to 5 different friends and all 6 of you can live separately

 

[Sara_M]

Something has to have happened. I know they were supposedly helping him gradually return to work but, 2 days in about 2/ 3 weeks?! There's more to it!

 

[Essjay123]

Something has to have happened. I know they were supposedly helping him gradually return to work but, 2 days in about 2/ 3 weeks?! There's more to it!

completely agree, we’ve not been given the full story. Hopefully Kellogg’s have had enough of him

 

[Goldfish]

She seemed to be doing the school run by herself today, does that mean he’s finally gone back to work?

 

[Motherhen24]

She seemed to be doing the school run by herself today, does that mean he’s finally gone back to work?

I thought it was only one parent is allowed to do drop off and pick ups? He can’t be at work because he hasn’t posted a story telling us how tired he is

 

[Goldfish]

I thought it was only one parent is allowed to do drop off and pick ups? He can’t be at work because he hasn’t posted a story telling us how tired he is

I only thought because she was by herself with all three kids

 

[Pipsqueak12]

I only thought because she was by herself with all three kids

It was my initial thought but he’d never return to work without letting EVERYONE know

Might be at ‘counselling!’

 

[Essjay123]

Oh he has had a crap day after all and soothing himself with ice cream... bless ums

Where are all the real men at? Sick of watching these insta wankers

 

[noobie123]

Hey babe will you just get a shot of me posing whilst eating some icecream for the gram x



If my partner said that to me I would probably wet my pants with laughter

 

[Goldfish]

All excited for the weekend as if it’s any different to a week day, other than Blake is at school.. it’s not like she’s been home by herself all week is it