Lifeofcharlouise #7 still can’t dress for her figure, can her portion sizes get any bigger?

[blossombloss]

Saw this headline and thought it was going to be Char

Parents accused of photoshopping five-month-old son who weighs nearly two stone

Parents Chelsea Meredith, 29, and Ant Goodwin, 39, have been left astounded at how quickly Ryder has grown as they are 5’4” and 5’5” respectively.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Why does she hold him by his crotch

 

[Alexlilz]

Does she shop at the "odd length tops" store?

 

[xKHx]

Why does she hold him by his crotch

It’s weird. He really is a giant baby.. bloody massive! He looks bigger than my 2 yr old.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Who puts ‘enjoy my coffee’ on their to do list?

 

[MW222]

why is she wearing her new balance trainers for a hike anyways?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

You said you were going for a “hike” so why put your trainers on in the first place? #liesofcharlouise

 

[Crazycatlady18]

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You said you were going for a “hike” so why out your trainers on in the first place? #liesofcharlouise

I love how she makes so much drama out of the most mundane things

 

[Crazycatlady18]

What in gods name is this lunch. Apart from its huge… why is there a whole bulb of garlic? Why a massive lemon? Why roast a small cod fillet for 50minutes. It’ll be dry as a bone. Pasta?? Wtf

 

[Alexlilz]

What in gods name is this lunch. Apart from its huge… why is there a whole bulb of garlic? Why a massive lemon? Why roast a small cod fillet for 50minutes. It’ll be dry as a bone. Pasta?? Wtf

And 5 minutes to melt the parmesan? How much parmesan was on there ffs to warrant that

 

[Jane Porcupine]

What in gods name is this lunch. Apart from its huge… why is there a whole bulb of garlic? Why a massive lemon? Why roast a small cod fillet for 50minutes. It’ll be dry as a bone. Pasta?? Wtf

I came here to post this, pretty much word for word.

She is so weird.

 

[Eyeseeyou]

Plumb.

 

[Discombobby]

What in gods name is this lunch. Apart from its huge… why is there a whole bulb of garlic? Why a massive lemon? Why roast a small cod fillet for 50minutes. It’ll be dry as a bone. Pasta?? Wtf

What I'd take from this pic is she's a greedy bugger who wants to post pics of healthy food. But she can't because she wants hundreds of calories in a gross, sloppy vat of pasta.
Why not fry or steam the fish for 10-15 mins max with herbs.
So obsessed with seeming healthy just cos you bought 4 quids worth of fresh veg fresh instead of Iceland? Yeah.. I'm all out of medals.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

She also said it was 'super quick'. She roasted the fish for 50 minutes! In what way is that super quick?

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Hahaha nooo why’s she used that song on her reel. ‘Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike cocaine addict’ not right good lyrics for a reel with your child in it

 

[Byewiggy]

She honestly cannot control the portions she's dishes up can she, perfect parksey has more for dinner than I do most days.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

That child’s portions are excessive. I really hope it’s flagged up when she sees a health visitor

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Why does he need so much food?! That portion is enormous!!!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

It's because he is a foodie (i.e. greedy) just like his mummy and daddy!

 

[Skye green]

She started him on solids too early and I’d imagine his stomach has been stretched too much. Hopefully it won’t be a long term issue