Lifeofcharlouise #7 still can’t dress for her figure, can her portion sizes get any bigger?

[Alexlilz]

Lean spag bol... Char adds garlic bread

 

[Hello Kitty]

Did she say the dungaree set will be perfect for holiday, isn't that a few months away? The outfit is 18-24 months. Is that normal?

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Did she say the dungaree set will be perfect for holiday, isn't that a few months away? The outfit is 18-24 months. Is that normal?

No, nothing about her is normal

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Idk why but her pulling her necklace on that story and it catching in her neck folds has given me a weird ick

 

[Emslou22]

Char making a point about not giving Parker chocolate yet but she’ll happily feed him adult size portions for his meals

 

[Byewiggy]

Won't give Parker chocolate yet but the immobile child apparently 'stole' her ice cream the other day, translation, she put it in his face so he ate it

 

[Alexlilz]

She's a massive liar, she's definitely going to give that poor baby chocolate. She dangerously weaned him months early just so he could have a full Christmas dinner ffs

 

[Blueskies83]

So Parker had his tea at 5 then a bottle and was asleep by 6.15. Then when he woke at 9 he had another 6oz! Do we reckon she’s never cut his milk down now he’s weaned??
she clearly feeds him to make sure he sleeps

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Well, what else was Parker going to do, stay at home on his own? She’s so bleeping thick! Her stories this morning have sent me back to sleep, no one actually cares how long King Parksy Pants slept for. She really does tell stories like a kid at school doesn’t she! Her mother’s voice is bleeping annoying too.

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Well, what else was Parker going to do, stay at home on his own? She’s so bleeping thick! Her stories this morning have sent me back to sleep, no one actually cares how long King Parksy Pants slept for. She really does tell stories like a kid at school doesn’t she! Her mother’s voice is bleeping annoying too.

Bet charlie was counting down the minutes till he can get away from that crazy family

 

[Crazycatlady18]

So Parker had his tea at 5 then a bottle and was asleep by 6.15. Then when he woke at 9 he had another 6oz! Do we reckon she’s never cut his milk down now he’s weaned??
she clearly feeds him to make sure he sleeps

They only need 20oz once weaned. He had 17oz before bed the other week

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Proud of his eating? She should be worried about his size. A prem baby being in 12-18 month clothing at 9 months old would be a worry for me.

She’s calling that slop pasta?! Surely at his age he should be on proper food rather than purées?

 

[Byewiggy]

This kid never has a camera out of his face does he, he's just gonna be Parker prop forever & ever. I wish the poor kid could get up and move so she couldn't constantly force these dumb photo shoots on him

 

[Alexlilz]

Why is she giving him so much processed crap then making something fresh and healthy for herself? Just give him a small portion of what you're having, it isn't hard.

 

[xKHx]

Proud of his eating? She should be worried about his size. A prem baby being in 12-18 month clothing at 9 months old would be a worry for me.

She’s calling that slop pasta?! Surely at his age he should be on proper food rather than purées?

I honestly don’t understand why she’s puréed the pasta when she’s serving other food normal.. just give him normal pasta!! she’s bleeping brain dead

 

[Skye green]

I honestly don’t understand why she’s puréed the pasta when she’s serving other food normal.. just give him normal pasta!! she’s bleeping brain dead

She can’t force feed proper solids?! Easier to push the purée down his throat to fatten him up

 

[Scottish92]

"my very own Parker Rabbit"

 

[Hello Kitty]

All she does with with king/parker pants/parksy/the baby is feed him and post photos of him

 

[Eyeseeyou]

“Off to work” last night

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

“Off to work” last night

Hmmm I wonder where now? PR invite probs