Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Alexlilz]

So Parker will only nap when he's out and about (allegedly), he woke up at 4am and Char said because she's tired they're not leaving the house today?
That poor baby is going to be so overtired

 

[ChampagneBox]

So she’s worried about her (not ‘their’ ) bills going up…when Parkers a bit older put him in nursery and get a job then Char…or can Parker not mix with the great unwashed?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Her face looks so puffy lately!
Just an FYI Char, it’s ran to him not run
She is so painfully thick!

 

[Readread]

Omg the way she does her hair really gets on my tits, ages her by at least 20 years!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Omg the way she does her hair really gets on my tits, ages her by at least 20 years!

If that’s how she ‘does’ it I dread to think what it looks like before it gets to that stage

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He really is a big boy isnt he

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Everything is 'much needed' with her.

 

[ChampagneBox]

Everything is 'much needed' with her.

It’s hard raising the second coming dont you know
Don’t know how the Virgin Mary coped without coffee cake and chips

 

[Crazycatlady18]

He really is a big boy isnt he

Hopefully as he gets bigger he slims down and this is just puppy fat. Other wise he’s going to be the chubby kid at school… and we all know what kids can be like

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Hopefully as he gets bigger he slims down and this is just puppy fat. Other wise he’s going to be the chubby kid at school… and we all know what kids can be like

I know it’s not his fault. She’s over feeding him and he’s not moving yet so of course he’s going to get bigger. I’m sure when he starts to move he will even out. She needs to stop confining him in that Bouncer though

 

[Weelegs]

'Plumb' tomatoes are back

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Not another dump!

 

[Hello Kitty]

I don't think your son Digby will be happy that you wrote that Char

 

[ChampagneBox]

I don't think your son Digby will be happy that you wrote that Char
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Digbys going to be shitting in shoes tonight….

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I don't think your son Digby will be happy that you wrote that Char
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Why does she curl her Bob under like that. That’s how I used to do mine in the 90s, looked tit then too

 

[Hello Kitty]

Why does she curl her Bob under like that. That’s how I used to do mine in the 90s, looked tit then too

#mumlife

 

[Alexlilz]

Why does she curl her Bob under like that. That’s how I used to do mine in the 90s, looked tit then too

It honestly makes her look about 40, her long hair was so much better

 

[Fairypop]

Is she seriously planning on putting him in a 12-18 month sleeping bag at 7 months?!

 

[Emslou22]

Urgh!!! I love using Aveeno on my baby and I’ve just seen they’ve sent Char a box of goodies!!! It annoys me so much when brands I genuinely love and spend money on give free products to bloody “influencers” !!!!

 

[MooBug]

It’s been nearly a week since I’ve been on here because she’s literally just got so boring lately (didn’t think it was possible..) but, I had a dream about Charlie