Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Blueskies83]

Back to weaning again. But you’re not meant to give him 3 meals a bleeping day from Day 1 Char

Utterly clueless. He will be a big boy by 6 months!!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Are those mushrooms raw?!

 

[Justnosey100]

That last pic on her story of him in a Santa hat!! poor kid looks he’s already bleeping fuuuming at being used as a prop for the gram. Poor sod you’ve got years to come

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why has she done some form of naked, Santa themed photo shoot in a picnic basket? no wonder he’s pissed off - make it stop!

 

[Chablis1]

The expression on Parker’s face is priceless.

 

[Pomgirl]

That bloody advent calendar ! She hasn't stopped banging on!!

don't quite understand the no chocolate in todays date even after the explanation?

 

[Noseyhol]

That poor baby really is just a prop for Char isn't he

 

[MooBug]

That bloody advent calendar ! She hasn't stopped banging on!!

don't quite understand the no chocolate in todays date even after the explanation?

I don’t get what child slavery has to do with that

 

[Hello Kitty]

Love how she eats shite all week then buys a diet coke with her meal deal

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He just looks so uncomfortable/pissed off/confused in her photos all the time.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That bloody advent calendar ! She hasn't stopped banging on!!

don't quite understand the no chocolate in todays date even after the explanation?

Glad it’s not just me because I had no idea what the whole explanation thing had to do with the fact there was no chocolate today. Also would like to add that Tony’s is the most overrated chocolate ever, it’s disgusting.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

How much pastry does she eat?!

 

[MooBug]

Not a confident sitter.. why have you weaned him then you moron?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Those photos are awful. I really hope she hasn’t paid for them!

 

[Justnosey100]

Bet she’s gutted her prop didn’t perform for the shoot for the benefit of insta.

‘Not a confident sitter’ … you mean he can’t sit up unassisted Char.

 

[MissAtomicBomb]

Does she say she only started weaning him this past weekend? When I did mine, albeit 20+ years ago, we did ice cube sized portions of puree to start with, once per day...

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

‘He’s had a few pouches’

Didn’t she only start weaning him 4 days ago?

Lies! She’s been forcing food down him for longer, definitely.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

why does she sound so out of breathe when she’s talking. You can tell just by looking at him that she’s been feeding him more than milk for longer than she says

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

why does she sound so out of breathe when she’s talking. You can tell just by looking at him that she’s been feeding him more than milk for longer than she says

You’d never think he was a preemie if she didn’t bang on about it all the time!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

why does she sound so out of breathe when she’s talking. You can tell just by looking at him that she’s been feeding him more than milk for longer than she says

I've been trying to think of a nice way to say this for ages.