Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

[Fairypop]

So Parker pants feeds himself with a spoon at 6 months!! And scrapes the bowl!!

Like mother like son

 

[Readread]

It just was Char. That’s how life works. Get over it ffs

 

[Byewiggy]

It just was Char. That’s how life works. Get over it ffs

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Earth side for six months char!! Jesus let it go. Why is she also now referring to Mr Pants as Bebe!?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Earth side for six months char!! Jesus let it go. Why is she also now referring to Mr Pants as Bebe!?

Because I’d bet money some other mum instagrammed uses it…

 

[ChampagneBox]

Her legs look a lot bigger in her latest grid post compared to when she went swimming with Parker Pants…

 

[MooBug]

So Parker pants feeds himself with a spoon at 6 months!! And scrapes the bowl!!

He’s watched Charlie (his mum COUGH COUGH) eating too much

 

[Crazycatlady18]

He’s a big lad

 

[MooBug]

Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people

Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people

Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people

Even her salads look like they could feed 5000 people

Wow my tattle has glitched

 

[LittleRa]

So Parker pants feeds himself with a spoon at 6 months!! And scrapes the bowl!!

PP (Parker Pants) can feed himself with a spoon at 6 months because most normal babies have just started weaning at 6months whereas he’s been doing it since 4.5 months so already an expert… Also I thought he apparently sat upright in that baby bjorn bouncer to be fed… doesn’t look like it in her story with him eating broccoli- he’s very reclined, it’s such a choking hazard.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Why is she still feeding in a bouncer at 6 months? Surely he’s ready for the high chair

 

[Byewiggy]

Why is she still feeding in a bouncer at 6 months? Surely he’s ready for the high chair

I'm sure she said he can't sit well unaided, which if he can't sit in a high chair to most people might maybe be a sign to not wean yet. But she's still so determined to shovel food down his throat because she's impatient AF.

 

[MooBug]

Parker’s so advanced, he’s even stealing her broccoli now.
Least he’s eating the veg though and not shovelling in the Camembert

 

[Jane Porcupine]

He's being bottle fed melted camembert.

 

[xKHx]

Spent half the year not eating?!? Hmmm yeah ok Char

 

[ChampagneBox]

Spent half the year not eating?!? Hmmm yeah ok Char View attachment 956322 q

I don’t know why she’s desperate to push this narrative that she hardly ate??? It’s bleeping weird and it doesn’t win you any pregnancy prizes Char

 

[Jojoo]

How can you claim you didn’t eat, yet show us most of your food and 2 stones she said she’s out on from Parker’s birth from not eating

 

[capriallie]

I miss her 'to-do list' that she used to do a few years ago

-pay bills
-have a shower
-remortgage house (every week)
-breathe
-cook chips
-go Asda's

i may have added some on there for a laugh

"Chase invoices" EVERY week!

 

[TommyTBFC]

"Chase invoices" EVERY week!

Take Charlies car to the garage for the MOT every week!

 

[Chablis1]

That salad looks bleeping awful.

 

[MooBug]

“Thank me later”
.. when you’re overweight and have diabetes x