Lifeofcharlouise #5 Liesofcharlouise

[Jane Porcupine]

"Who can remember when I was pregnant and all I could eat was broccoli?"

Ummm, no one hun. Because that didn't actually happen. We remember all the cheese, chips, and the McDonald's you hid from Charlie though.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Did she ever mention stopping breastfeeding? She used to bang on about it then suddenly she never mentioned it again and he’s sleeping ‘through’

 

[ChampagneBox]

‘Safe to say I’ve not eaten a lot since Parker was born’ ……..GIRL

 

[Crazycatlady18]

What has she dressed the poor thing as

 

[Weelegs]

Our Char has had a Pornstar AND an Aperol Spritz, cue the hangover posts tomorrow

 

[ChampagneBox]

Our Char has had a Pornstar AND an Aperol Spritz, cue the hangover posts tomorrow

And *in her ‘diamond geezer’ voice (that ive never forgotten someone said in the first thread lol)* ‘hi guys, sorry I’ve not been on much today, so I had to take a covid test because today I’ve just been feeling so ill, like stomach trouble’ girl you can’t handle your drink (or dairy products) it would seem

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Why when some people become parents, are they not able to refer to themselves as anything other than a mum? Photo of her n Charlie captioned mummy and daddy? duck off.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Life’s, bleeping life’s how, how is she so stupid? It’s basic English, how can you get it so wrong

 

[Skye green]

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Life’s, bleeping life’s how, how is she so stupid? It’s basic English, how can you get it so wrong

I can’t get over the family of 4 remark. I love my dog but I wouldn’t call us a family of three because we have a dog

 

[Byewiggy]

I'm all for bigging up your kids, but he is gonna end up with the biggest superiority complex when he's older thanks to her & her flipping mum. Especially since he's constantly referred to as the most 'perfect boy in all the land'

 

[ChampagneBox]

I'm all for bigging up your kids, but he is gonna end up with the biggest superiority complex when he's older thanks to her & her flipping mum. Especially since he's constantly referred to as the most 'perfect boy in all the land'

I can’t wait for the Char-as-MIL tit show

 

[Heretoread19]

A couple together because of their son….
Could they not have had a photo of just the two of them seeing as they are the ones going out? Why does Parker-Thomas (is his name double barrelled or not? It changes everyday) have to be in EVERY photo with them?

 

[ChampagneBox]

A couple together because of their son….
Could they not have had a photo of just the two of them seeing as they are the ones going out? Why does Parker-Thomas (is his name double barrelled or not? It changes everyday) have to be in EVERY photo with them?

Because he’s the only thing keeping them together

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

The post says 19 weeks... which is it Char? I mean, you’re that obsessed with perfect Parker pants, how can you not know?

 

[Hello Kitty]

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Life’s, bleeping life’s how, how is she so stupid? It’s basic English, how can you get it so wrong

I'm not surprised tbh considering how bad her mum is with spelling/grammar.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She’s definitely gearing up to wean before 6 months ‘I’ll start when I think he’s ready’. His poor preemie digestive system.

 

[MooBug]

For a “mum blogger” she definitely shouldn’t be talking about weaning your baby before 6 months nevermind a preemie.

I’d message her to tell her how bad it is to do it before 6 months but I’d end up being blocked cos Charlotte knows best

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She needs to get a bleeping life!

 

[MooBug]

Shock, smug stories about messages probably advising her not to wean before 6 months.. but she’s just a first time mum so it’s okay

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Winging is an appropriate misinterpretation by the captions this morning

What she means here is, ask a health care professional and then ask insta because you don’t trust said health care professional who’s trained for many years
I just dislike her smug face, it makes me want to slap it!