Lifeofcharlouise #5 Liesofcharlouise

[Readread]

Her skins looking poor again…its all that eating tit she does

moans about her skin then admits she’s had coffee and cake every day this week

 

[ChampagneBox]

If Charlie orders dessert you do know you don’t HAVE to eat it don’t you char? Although, knowing the #liesofcharlouise I bet she ordered dessert herself and yet again just wants to make Charlie out to be the bad guy

 

[ChloeBee]

If Charlie orders dessert you do know you don’t HAVE to eat it don’t you char? Although, knowing the #liesofcharlouise I bet she ordered dessert herself and yet again just wants to make Charlie out to be the bad guy

#FREECHARLIE

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Sorry I’ve been out 2 nights in a row (look at me go, living my best life! Don’t feel cracking now, mind. Loool) and only just remembered I didn’t mention this Friday. Why did she mention she was going to have peas with her m&s dinner and then never had them? It’s like she’s scared of veg unless it’s a deconstructed ‘salad’ of cucumber and tomatoes with a side helping of ChIpZzZ

 

[Byewiggy]

Char everyday -
Everyone else -

 

[Hello Kitty]

Char everyday -
Everyone else -

Don't forget

 

[Readread]

Said the other day she had no coats that fit her then out comes a coat we have definitely seen her wear before

 

[MooBug]

Living her best life eating coffee and cake everyday.. till her arteries are basically just made out of cake and she’s diabetic. Won’t be living her best life then will she

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Living her best life eating coffee and cake everyday.. till her arteries are basically just made out of cake and she’s diabetic. Won’t be living her best life then will she

And remembers she has IBS on the next flare up

 

[Readread]

What’s she going on about in her stories today? I cba to watch

 

[Jojoo]

Came here to mention the coat too also didn’t she keep ‘fighting’ Charlie to be the one to do swimming but now moaning it’s hard work??

 

[Weelegs]

Her stories today when she mentioned about getting her hair cut i was actually cringing on her behalf, i wanted to trail my own eyeballs out and throw them at her on screen. She tries so hard to be cool and sassy but it just doesn't suit her boring grandma personality

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Her stories today when she mentioned about getting her hair cut i was actually cringing on her behalf, i wanted to trail my own eyeballs out and throw them at her on screen. She tries so hard to be cool and sassy but it just doesn't suit her boring grandma personality

You heard it here first yeah great Char, no one actually cares!

 

[GossipHun]

Hair cut next week... that means we're going to get the lies about how many inches she's had cut off. It'll start at 6 and end up at 20 in a few weeks

 

[ChampagneBox]

Hair cut next week... that means we're going to get the lies about how many inches she's had cut off. It'll start at 6 and end up at 20 in a few weeks

And she’ll show us a pic of what she’s getting then say she didnt know until the day whether to have a trim or lop it all off wow go crazy char char #liesofcharlouise

 

[GossipHun]

Can't wait for all the hair cut jackanories!

 

[Fairypop]

You heard it here first yeah great Char, no one actually cares!

The “you heard it here first” made me cringe SO much. Where else would I possibly hear it?

 

[noseyperson]

I unfollowed her cos she’s so dull but I’m now 17 weeks pregnant - haven’t lost my whole personality yet and still waiting for my bump to appear - so just went back on her page to laugh at her early bump pics where it’s clearly just her sticking her gunt out

 

[MooBug]

How many photos does she take of poor Parker-pants and her posing a day?
I wonder if she picks her friends based on their photography skills too

 

[Byewiggy]

How many photos does she take of poor Parker-pants and her posing a day?
I wonder if she picks her friends based on their photography skills too

Her constant favourite pose atm seems to be holding him in the air like simba in a crappy fake candid while the poor kid looks uncomfortable AF, but as long as its good angle of her who cares if the kid is basically gurning.