Lifeofcharlouise #5 Liesofcharlouise

[ChampagneBox]

Her new list would be

- feed babyboy/little man/Parker-Thomas
- feed Digby/the girls
- shower
- tell a few lies
- moan about charlie eating too much
- cook chips and salad

*cook chips and chop up some cucumber

 

[Byewiggy]

- do a talky story and forget what I was saying so it lasts 4x as much
- lie about where I do my food shop
- show food shop and miss pronounce numerous products
- do an Ad for a brand I know nothing about
- accept next lot of freebies I do not need

& Repeat how old Parker Pants is 100 million times

 

[Alexlilz]

Did anyone really need 3 separate posts of how Parker-Thomas-Baby-Boy-Little-Manz is now 3 months old?
She's going to internally combust when he turns 1.

 

[Sweetrain]

She's totally going to be that mum who is like "he's 46 months old"

 

[ChampagneBox]

& Repeat how old Parker Pants is 100 million times

Please tell me she does not call him Parker Pants

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Did anyone really need 3 separate posts of how Parker-Thomas-Baby-Boy-Little-Manz is now 3 months old?
She's going to internally combust when he turns 1.

You've missed L'il Wayne!

 

[Fairypop]

Probably about 600k knowing her lies

Does anyone remember when she had a 'to do list' which consisted of basic house chores, showering, taking the car to the garage and remortgaging the house every week

An MOT every week

 

[Byewiggy]

Please tell me she does not call him Parker Pants

Char char & her mum have referenced to him as that! Both such odd people

 

[ChampagneBox]

‘The best 3 months ever’ I can think of better ways to spend 3 months than have a kid char

 

[Ck2020]

I swear she just had a baby for pictures

 

[Eyeseeyou]

I find it really odd how she never speaks in the Glossybox #ADs.

 

[Hello Kitty]

I find it really odd how she never speaks in the Glossybox #ADs.

They've probably told her not to, seeing as she cannot pronounce anything or say anything without saying 'ummm'

 

[MooBug]

Pizza twice in a week, okay then

 

[Byewiggy]

They only had burgers last night because 'Charlie wanted them' who gives a tit who wanted them? She put it was a treat meal for his rowathon or whatever but she was only watching so not sure how she deserves the treat? same as she had to refuel with sugary crap after baby swimming, which I can't really imagine is particularly exhausting!!?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Anyone see her stories about how shes bought a size 20 top for it to be ‘over sized’? I don’t think she’s a 20 but I’d like to see her in real life, what’s betting she’s put on more timber than she’s admitted to

 

[Readread]

Also the bag thing... She said she treated him then said her friend picked it up for her? Well which is it?

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

Did she wash the sick out tho? Doubt it.

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Did she wash the sick out tho? Doubt it.

Why does she post tit like that? Who cares it’s disgusting.

 

[Readread]

Did she wash the sick out tho? Doubt it.

Absolutely not!

Does anyone else find the way she speaks to Parker a bit weird? She calls him hun, says eh excuse me whenever he makes a noise. He's a baby Charlotte, and he's YOUR baby! Not Charlie, very bizarre.

Plus she's back to buying a shite tonne of clothes in the charity shops that will definitely not fit her. Size 10 dress? Lol! The size 16 and size 20 stuff was more realistic!

 

[Emslou22]

Absolutely not!

Does anyone else find the way she speaks to Parker a bit weird? She calls him hun, says eh excuse me whenever he makes a noise. He's a baby Charlotte, and he's YOUR baby! Not Charlie, very bizarre.

Plus she's back to buying a shite tonne of clothes in the charity shops that will definitely not fit her. Size 10 dress? Lol! The size 16 and size 20 stuff was more realistic!

The “hon” thing is really weird!!!!