Life Of Beckie

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What Beckie thinks she looks like....
What Beckie actually looks like. Screenshot_20200509-163929.jpg Screenshot_20200509-163840.jpg
 
Apparently adam is going to complain to his neighbours about second hand smoke entering his sons playroom 😂 wants advice on what to say. It doesn’t matter what you say bellend, they’ll still tell you to duck off and they’ll have the legal right to do so. I work in housing and you cant tell someone not to smoke in their own garden. But you go ahead, can’t wait for the feuding to begin ✌🏻
 
Hi Adam, I've spoken to a colleague of my husband whose field of expertise this would come under.
His advice would be that you make an initial, cordial approach to your neighbours, saying something along these lines...
'Hi, I'm Adam Ryan, fairly recently moved in next door. You may not have met my wife, as she's usually extremely busy with her online influencing, she has around 1,000 followers and needs to spend a great deal of time dressing up our child as a ghetto rapper for photographs.
Anyway, I just really wanted to apologise for actually forcing you to live next to myself, as I do appreciate that I am a ridiculous, puffed up excuse for a man, constantly dressing like a fifteen year old, and pretending I am a sucessful business man. I do love to whinge about something however, at the present time I am in the process of 'not resting' until I have all the contributors to Tattle, shot unless they agree to change the site name to 'Adam and Beckie are the new Kardashians'.
Anyway, great to chat, you don't have a cigarette I could bum at all I suppose?'
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Carmen 6 said:
Hi Adam, I've spoken to a colleague of my husband whose field of expertise this would come under.
His advice would be that you make an initial, cordial approach to your neighbours, saying something along these lines...
'Hi, I'm Adam Ryan, fairly recently moved in next door. You may not have met my wife, as she's usually extremely busy with her online influencing, she has around 1,000 followers and needs to spend a great deal of time dressing up our child as a ghetto rapper for photographs.
Anyway, I just really wanted to apologise for actually forcing you to live next to myself, as I do appreciate that I am a ridiculous, puffed up excuse for a man, constantly dressing like a fifteen year old, and pretending I am a sucessful business man. I do love to whinge about something however, at the present time I am in the process of 'not resting' until I have all the contributors to Tattle, shot unless they agree to change the site name to 'Adam and Beckie are the new Kardashians'.
Anyway, great to chat, you don't have a cigarette I could bum at all I suppose?'
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I’m just wondering where the playroom suddenly appeared from, that’s just their living room no?!
 
Carmen 6 said:
I think you'll find the play room is adjacent to the drawing room, across from the great hall( it's the one with the minstrels gallery.)
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These two are insane!!!!
lock down is bringing out their entitled crazy arses!
Her post about the drive way is so patronising....no one cares honestly no ONE cares that you have a hole it’s embarrassing that you think thats worthy content even by your shallow Self obsessed standards. Let me repeat again Becci because we know you love us...no one cares about your drive! Now take your Rimmel arse licking self and DO ONE
 
Seb knows said:
These two are insane!!!!
lock down is bringing out their entitled crazy arses!
Her post about the drive way is so patronising....no one cares honestly no ONE cares that you have a hole it’s embarrassing that you think thats worthy content even by your shallow Self obsessed standards. Let me repeat again Becci because we know you love us...no one cares about your drive! Now take your Rimmel arse licking self and DO ONE
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You can see why they got together in the first place....co dependent narcissism.
 
This little terraced house is what Adam has just managed to achieve at pushing 40.
That, and a neurotic, social media obsessed wife.
It's a starter home, not Kensington Palace.
FOUR posts from her so far today about a hole in the driveway(it's not a sink hole Beckie, tone down the dramatics.)
Sliding in that we have 2 cars....because that's stunning.😂
They are officially peculiar, he actually posted the time he was going next door yesterday.🙈
Other highlights last week, included the assembly of a metal shelf unit, incredibly unique, and sadly no longer obtainable (except from eBay, Argos, Amazon, Ikea etc etc.)
Their neighbours must be in hysterics behind their backs.
Laughing stocks. Screenshot_20200511-102506.jpg
 
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