We used to have a neighbour called Death but she pronounced it De'ath.Colin from Windsor will be beside himself with excitement. Two doses of Nick Ferrari in one day
I used to work with someone we called "Death" because he always wore black, But he was not dead and I hope that is still true.
Under Mayor Khan's system he would not be able to qualify for a pension.
It must have been very annoying for him if he did watch; Nick really got stuck into Boris's speech for being too frivolous.
I believe he'd have been tucked up in bed in readiness for an early rise.
I used to have a neighbour called Thrush. Only because he was irritating. I hope he doesn't have thrush!
And Brussels has told the French to stop threatening to cut off our gas and not to start a fishing war. I'm sure he'll cover that - not!
I guess the Dutch aluminium producer that has just closed because of high energy costs will fail to get a mention too.
Payne is too gloomy for an early breakfast show, he attended a private chorister school until his testicles descended & now whines constantly on radio.
His ex-wife
Toes are dodgy, I still have the horrors about a young woman who cut her toe while cutting hers toenails and bled to death. The ambulance crew found her room littered with blood drenched towels. Sorry to be gruesome, take care everyone.
It was on his kitchen floor because there wasn't room on the worktop (presumably cluttered with all the rubbish he buys two of from QVC) and he somehow fell on it. He must have knocked the top off and fallen on the heating unit in the lid. He was quite badly burned and was to and fro the hospital for months after having a skin graft on his stomach. He posted pictures of it on Twitter!
