Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #115 Body count at Four, Prolapse on the floor

[Rodstew]

Imagine bleeding someone dry for a house, car, private schooling, childcare, nanny, a fancy car for said nanny, 12.5k per month and you think theres nowt better than blyth fillng your flour jar up ...sad bleep

SHE DOESNT USE JARRRRSSS! It's an optical illusion xx

 

[MrsM18]

Kyle seems to say a lot behind closed doors.
Little lauryn hangs on to every word
Fukin creep

Well he says duck All in those receipts she keeps sharing. Stop harassing me for money my sweet love!

 

[threenopesinarow]

Ah the good old self raising flour flour!

Self raising flour flour i'm dead

 

[twiggy7]

I think unless youve had experience of a baby mama who is completely obsessed& nuts like lauryn begman then you dont understand why co parenting with a narc like lauryn is just absolutely not possible even with a court order and no contact

Wel said

 

[Fairydust88]

She’s as dull as dish water. Can you raise a hand if you cooked for your kids today please? It seems as though it’s quite an unusual thing to do so I’d like to know how many other super mums do this?!

 

[Mummyoftwo10]

She’s as dull as dish water. Can you raise a hand if you cooked for your kids today please? It seems as though it’s quite an unusual thing to do so I’d like to know how many other super mums do this?!

I used jars

 

[Keep Smiling]

She’s as dull as dish water. Can you raise a hand if you cooked for your kids today please? It seems as though it’s quite an unusual thing to do so I’d like to know how many other super mums do this?!

My husband cooked for our kids today but that’s because he lives here and he’s not someone else’s husband

 

[Lizzy 93]

She’s as dull as dish water. Can you raise a hand if you cooked for your kids today please? It seems as though it’s quite an unusual thing to do so I’d like to know how many other super mums do this?!

Maybe Carron didn’t cook
Since the second child’s court case she’s really making a big deal out of cooking for her kids.
She really wants a sticker
She should do a self referral to social services if she needs reassurance
Fukin witch

 

[liesinthelimelight]

Lisa cheese has that look too, crinkled up old slapper

Behind closed doors at Lisa cheeses

 

[spillallthetea]

Behind closed doors at Lisa cheeses

Ah how lovely, Big Baby Paul and his Mummy

 

[Halfbaked]

Ah the good old self raising flour flour!

Considering panface is so busy on her burners, kW called them mistakes and the spanish books are doing all the teachings the 2 unwanteds are practically self raising too

 

[Ittybittytittyclub]

I wish I could use jars now, I’m sick of figuring out what’s for tea every night

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Trying to bag herself a slot on great British bake off loz they won’t let you use tit milk x

Erm excuse me it would be CELEBRITY bake off! She’s an influencer celebrity don’t you know!

 

[johndoe111]

I didn’t cook for my children today food at the Etihad followed by a Chinese. Must do better

 

[minnieandmickey]

She’s as dull as dish water. Can you raise a hand if you cooked for your kids today please? It seems as though it’s quite an unusual thing to do so I’d like to know how many other super mums do this?!

I’m a tit mum, mine have only had cereal today, Greggs for lunch and a maccies tea maybe I should add some self raising flour onto the food delivery for tomorrow wonder if loz would give me her food recipes

 

[LittleOne27]

I didn’t cook for my children today ☹ food at the Etihad followed by a Chinese. Must do better

That’s lozzas dream day that food at the etihad

 

[Lizzy 93]

Hi, my names Lauryn and most recently I’ve been in the papers for sleeping with a married footballer.
We now have two children together
That means I’m a celeb x

 

[Hairy_Poppins]

Her self raising flour is in a jar? Does that count

 

[wilbz90]

Do you reckon she ever sits on her gaudy white child free couch and thinks… duck it I’ll order a maccies tonight?

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

I used jars

I split a ready meal between me and my 4 year old too tired to cook