Lauryn Goodman & sisters #113 Crocodile tears for the single mum, Kyle should’ve just shot it up her bum

What would you like the walkers to do ?

  • Clap back

    Votes: 81 14.3%
  • Continue blocking out the noise

    Votes: 81 14.3%
  • Move house

    Votes: 108 19.0%
  • Renew their vows

    Votes: 118 20.8%
  • Split up

    Votes: 22 3.9%
  • Post their own receipts

    Votes: 190 33.5%
  • Take mama C*** to court

    Votes: 235 41.4%
  • Annie to return to the gram

    Votes: 139 24.5%
  • Another interview (Kyle)

    Votes: 25 4.4%
  • Joint interview

    Votes: 177 31.2%
  • Other (Please explain)

    Votes: 4 0.7%

  • Total voters
    568
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It’s like that baby shower game ‘Labour or Porno’? Except this is ‘munter or porn’ as no one was there to witness Lauryn’s labours.
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She’s all I’ve worn this necklace since 2020 like that makes it any fucking better, 2020 when the child was actually registered with the Goodman surname?

EVERYTIME she opens her mouth she’s just embarrassing herself and/or chatting shit.

Also saw a clip of Helen’s fella & he looks old AF
Helen guy looks very different to her ex doesn’t he 🥴 he must be funny
 
Reminding me of Roxanne Pallette with those comments.

Wise to turn the comments off, I know this isn't a rave thread and as I've said she brings it on herself but despite all of that she's a real person with real feelings.

Awful now though as it is easy to surmise that it's one of two people she's accusing. I didn't watch last nights ep but the other one at the retreat she was always alone or with another celebrity so whoever backpack is can't have been that bad surely?
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The Kyle doppelganger got paired with Ella didn't he but I did notice him looking over Lauren's way a lot. I'm wondering if he thought he had a part to play and that was backpack.
 
Turning the comments off 😂 dead.

Does she expect to be liked with the way she carries herself? Referring to people as bagpacks???? Asking for fitter men??? Looking like that?? Stop it.

She is the biggest cunt and she went on a popular
Tv show with an audience that doesn’t know tattle or football and made herself an even bigger cunt.

So true it’s not just tattle calling her out! Some of the comments have over 700 likes! She will however be citing her mental health and that ‘trolls’ from tattle are responsible, hence the comments being turned off!

She put herself out there for this show, she asked to go on, was happy to discuss Kyle no matter how much it would hurt Annie. She has now accused someone on the show of being creepy, and is happy to put him in the firing line when in actual fact he hasn’t done anything wrong!

If someone was struggling surely they would come away from social media and not be continuously fuelling the fire on social media! She’s still sharing stuff about CGD and actively commenting on the posts! I find it very hard to feel sorry for her!
 
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Was it that post that Begman was replying on? Bet they have removed the comments because they can see she’s unhinged. None of the other “celebs” comment.
She’s been commenting on them all though, remember the “mummy and daddy” snide comment she left. I think it’s because her mental health has been mentioned.

She is actively encouraging it, and still sharing stories. I’d be ill if it was me, but then I wouldn’t be sharing any of the stuff she is, least of all my child in his most vulnerable moments.

If the show is concerned for her then they should not air any further coverage of her and support her privately. That I would agree with as I think she really does need help.
 
Someone else’s fault again, trying to make out she’s irresistible with these eyes! Even the falsies are sliding down her face!
Lauren’s eyes 👀
Annie’s eyes 👀

I've got a lot to catch up on, but I can't help myself commenting on this. Imagine Kyle getting Lozza's wonky eyes tattooed on his leg, the tattoo artist wouldn't want to be tagged in fear of people thinking they did a dodge job 🤭🤣🤣🤣
 
She’s been commenting on them all though, remember the “mummy and daddy” snide comment she left. I think it’s because her mental health has been mentioned.

She is actively encouraging it, and still sharing stories. I’d be ill if it was me, but then I wouldn’t be sharing any of the stuff she is, least of all my child in his most vulnerable moments.

If the show is concerned for her then they should not air any further coverage of her and support her privately. That I would agree with as I think she really does need help.
She really does. This is not the behaviour of a sane person.
 
She doesn’t seem to understand that maybe if she shut her mouth, one day, he may consider arranging contact with those children without her presence. And even if he doesn’t, the silver lining is she would have stopped embarrassing herself and everybody else concerned. So it’s win win really 🤷🏼‍♀️
Totally agree, she needs to come away from social media and get help. This would all go away if she stopped fuelling it constantly!
 
Totally agree, she needs to come away from social media and get help. This would all go away if she stopped fuelling it constantly!

It’s so uncomfortable to watch now. I don’t think there are many people in the country that don’t know that Kyle walker has two children he has no emotional involvement with. She doesn’t need to keep repeating this and shaming him. He’ll have been well advised to stay out of this, it’s a PR disaster and he has a career to think about. I’m not defending his actions but he simply can’t be involved with this shit show she’s continually fuelling.
 
Fuck Lauren’s mental health tbh
She didn’t care about Annie’s
She also upped her crap when she was pregnant with the girl thinking she would have the last laugh.

Since the found out about Rezon she has lost the fukin plot.
What about Annie’s mental health ?
One interview
One FYI
One announcement of separation
But she’s the bad one ?
I don’t care what she called the Peru 2
Loz is a monster ( AND Kyle before you lurkers roll your eyes)
 
She relentlessly taunted a woman because she was pregnant with her Husband’s baby for the second time, a woman who had already been through so much pain and betrayal. Any tears she is shedding are for herself and herself only. I cannot have empathy for a sociopath. She has destroyed an innocent woman in her quest for fame, money and attention and now she can’t take the heat. Get out the fucking kitchen then.
 
To be fair to Kyle how the hell could he be involved with those kids? She’s completely unhinged everywhere she goes she makes accusations lord knows what she’d accuse him or especially Annie of. People might not agree with me but he’s a good dad to his children with Annie I don’t think this will be a decision he hasn’t struggled with but really what’s the alternative.
 
Reminding me of Roxanne Pallette with those comments.

Wise to turn the comments off, I know this isn't a rave thread and as I've said she brings it on herself but despite all of that she's a real person with real feelings.

Awful now though as it is easy to surmise that it's one of two people she's accusing. I didn't watch last nights ep but the other one at the retreat she was always alone or with another celebrity so whoever backpack is can't have been that bad surely?
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The Kyle doppelganger got paired with Ella didn't he but I did notice him looking over Lauren's way a lot. I'm wondering if he thought he had a part to play and that was backpack.
Yeh it looks bad on the guys if it didn’t happen someone should come out and say something.
I’d love to know what the other celebs thought of her saying she was followed around all night.
Or for the guys all to come out and say none of them followed her around all night. Wouldn’t be the first time she’s made something up or dramatised something g to more than it is. To me it was like she didn’t even try speaking to anyone missing the whole point of the day just stood there looking socially awkward with a face like a slapped arse because they weren’t fit enough (she must like big noses) And weren’t millionaires.
She knows she’s fucked up doing this show, she signed up for it before the court case and its rulings were made public. She thought she’d get a better reaction but she just looking like a crazed stalker lunatic and the general public are seeing it. And now she’s just blaming the edit for the fact she looks like an absolute knob and all the backlash she’s getting.
She hasn’t gone on to find a date she’s gone on to talk about Kyle and make it more public’s that the had an affair.
 
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