Kwik saveThat’s why she picked a house with all the glass, she’s sat staring out into the distance every day singing to Kwik Save and Kookai “he’ll be coming round the mountain when he comes, he’ll be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain when he comes.”
* mountain = a27
Lauren if you’re such a hands on mum, why do you need a nanny until your kids attend uni?
It’s laughable her acting like Nigella Lawson
Helen blocked me on Instagram about 10 years ago and I’ve hated her ever sinceTil uni. what 20 year old needs babysitting. Such a greedy prick. I’ve never watched CGD but I put the first episode on the other night to see if I could tolerate it. Helen is just cringe. What’s peoples opinions on Helen? Is there really not a lot there like comes across? Or is it an act? Will anyone be watching the Persian beauty?
Helen is a dopey tit. Always use to do stuff to get herself in the papers. She did calm down a bit after her kids. But now it seems she is after more dick now her hubby has left.Til uni. what 20 year old needs babysitting. Such a greedy prick. I’ve never watched CGD but I put the first episode on the other night to see if I could tolerate it. Helen is just cringe. What’s peoples opinions on Helen? Is there really not a lot there like comes across? Or is it an act? Will anyone be watching the Persian beauty?
Needs top of the range Mercedes as its the only one she feels safe in.. also needs to be chauffeur driven to and from 'work'.
That's only so she can keep an eye on insta and send herself messages from her burner phones on the journey.
Imagine she went to the euros and sat and had a curry with Katie Hinde and then she goes and does that article about her haha
Who does she think she is who has honestly told her in life her tit doesn’t stink
God Kyle really gave her an ego didn’t he.
Maybe it was sneaky accounting, something like she’d only received / could show proof that she’d got £15k at the time of court (but the rest was due later)? £15k would, with her other costs help her ‘narrative’ sick that she’s financially hard up in a bid to try and squeeze more money out of Kyle.So does this mean she lied in court about her income?
I’m sure that they recorded that she only earned £15k from the show.