Lauryn Goodman and Sisters #127 BBL is wide, bags are snide, astroturf denied because you’re just a rough ride on the side

[Mabel_20]

That reel is sad….. whenever I see Lauryn ‘interacting’ with her children it always feels forced. Like she’s going through the motions.

Still laughing at Lauryn believing she’s ‘serving looks’. My husband thinks she looks like a Pterodactyl.

 

[Nosymum]

What sort of demon ices a hot cake!!!!

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

What sort of demon ices a hot cake!!!!

It’s giving Year 8 Food Tech

 

[homeslice87]

Remember when someone called QA "the hottest wife of the century" on insta? Or something to that effect.

Remember when Lozza was called a rough as toast proper scruff.

#karma

 

[Lizzy 93]

Remember when someone called QA "the hottest wife of the century" on insta? Or something to that effect.

Remember when Lozza was called a rough as toast proper scruff.

#karma

Fitting really with all the dry bread she makes x

 

[twiggy7]

[QUOTE="homeslice87, post: 21361472, member: 97986"
Remember when someone called QA "the hottest wife of the century" on insta? Or something to that effect.

Remember when Lozza was called a rough as toast proper scruff.

#karma
[/QUOTE[/QUOTE]

 

[MinnieXX]

Did anyone get screenshots of the article before it was removed?

Sorry that's an epic fail on my part, got visitors over and only had time to quickly post the link.
Was only really saying what's already said on here re Loz asking friend to text Annie saying they'd slept with Kyle, to spy on Kyle's boots etc nothing new
Loz has clearly got legal straight onto it for it to be removed so quickly

 

[Kelly1822]

Sorry that's an epic fail on my part, got visitors over and only had time to quickly post the link.
Was only really saying what's already said on here re Loz asking friend to text Annie saying they'd slept with Kyle, to spy on Kyle's boots etc nothing new
Loz has clearly got legal straight onto it for it to be removed so quickly

how is she even allowed it to be removed if it’s the truth?

 

[Lizzy 93]

how is she even allowed it to be removed if it’s the truth?

At least we know who she has on speed dial
I remember when they accused Annie of that
Dirt bag

 

[MinnieXX]

At least we know who she has on speed dial
I remember when they accused Annie of that
Dirt bag

Be interesting to know what % of her maintenance goes on legal related stuff
Scruffy witch

 

[Jolie1988]

Haha the smelly mink really tries hard to be someone, she's desperate to be adored. Nobody is going to fawn over someone that looks like a black bin bag that got stuck to the bottom of the wheelie bin with all the stinky juice and slime.

Hates folk telling the truth about her. When you read her paltry comments on her photos saying she looks stunning and beautiful, she's using burners and asking people to post this praise as no one is truthfully thinking that about a used old bag.

Ugly bleeping scruff

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Lauryn Goodman and sisters #128 All hail Joey Barton with his killer of a roast, calling Loz a proper scruff and that she's rough as toast

 

[Mabel_20]

Haha the smelly mink really tries hard to be someone, she's desperate to be adored. Nobody is going to fawn over someone that looks like a black bin bag that got stuck to the bottom of the wheelie bin with all the stinky juice and slime.

Hates folk telling the truth about her. When you read her paltry comments on her photos saying she looks stunning and beautiful, she's using burners and asking people to post this praise as no one is truthfully thinking that about a used old bag.

Ugly bleeping scruff

She is a smelly mink, getting the Christmas that she deserves. Stealing drinks and being called out for it and still no presents for Lozza or the unwanteds from Kyle.

P.s - if I was really missing my child(ren) Lozza, no man would be able to stop me from being with them. Guess Kyle really isn’t that bothered.

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Lauryn won’t like the end part “waking up alone on Christmas day without his children”

 

[DrtCrl]

Lauryn won’t like the end part “waking up alone on Christmas day without his children”

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I was SO happy when I read that story and I must once again reflect with marvel on how Loz has managed to make me a cheerleader for a man who fathered two children behind his wife’s back

 

[spandango27]

Ohhh no this’ll rattle lozza
All or none

 

[Jolie1988]

How does she even think she could even compete with a woman like Annie???

Lauryn is like those slimy slavers out the corner of your mouth when you're trying not to vomit.
She actually thinks she looks pure stunninggggg in that gimping outfit picture. She has zero self awareness

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Would've woke alone even though he has the 2nd prize brighton begs at his disposal

So so in love and aching for the 2 unwanteds he'd choose to wake up alone on xmas day if Annie didn't allow him to wake up to his 4 kings pmsl.

You'll need to put they matching jammies away loz maybe next year.

 

[GuessWho ;)]

Between lauryns ratty snatch

No that’s Hong Konk

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Savage!
Nobody likes you Lauryn
End Off