Lauryn Goodman and sisters #116 Forever alone, just her and her burner phone

[minnietheminx]

Obsession by Calvin Decline....

Mad lauryn saying people always says she smells nice she looks like she stanks of fags and a fresh fish market, no thanks!!

That’s it! I still love that, thread title please:

Her perfume is secret, she’s one of a kind, we know it’s Obsession by Calvin Declined
@Pointandlaugh89

 

[sjayjuniour]

She could literally come out and say Kyle said he wanted to marry me, said he would leave Annie to be with me etc .. and that would change NOTHING. The fact is HE had an affair, your child is the product of INFIDELITY. He has gone back with his WIFE and the AFFAIR is over. You both need to go and live your life’s now. He’s providing very generously, the world already thinks he is a pig and no one thinks highly of you at all regardless of whatever you were spun by him. Let it go!!

 

[dream 88]

I hate the fake ‘suicidal thoughts’
She’s a fukin liar
I dislike her

what Does she mean she wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for her kids.??? Too right u would be scrimping by yes not living ur luxary life

 

[Jolie1988]

She can sit there and bawl her eyes out with her piles shaking all she wants but she is desperate absolutely desperate for kyle and Annie to call it quits as she wants to get her manky wee midden mitts into kyle even more.

In a completely deluded universe when kyle ended up with fatal attraction she would be a complete vindictive witch about his 4 boys with Annie, she would make sure she arranges things so he didn't see them. She would go out her way to not want kyle to see them.

It would never happen but that's the type of person she would be. She's a rotten old witch

 

[Lizzy 93]

Her blog is only for our benefit
Cairo daddy won’t get you a private jet to school
So unfair ickle gentleman

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

what Does she mean she wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for her kids.??? Too right u would be scrimping by yes not living ur luxary life

I said the same, yet again she talks like her kids came from a marriage or even a
relationship and she has been ditched along with the kids. She had 2 bastard kids to a taken man any tit she feels she's 'endured' Is because she's a leg opening slag. She really never thinks before opening her gob.

 

[Lucymyers]

I wish Annie and kyle would fake a break up tbh

 

[intoresting]

Her blog is only for our benefit
Cairo daddy won’t get you a private jet to school
So unfair ickle gentleman

who on here called her smelly that hit a nerve

 

[Behopa]

All her "there are so many untruths" really winds me up. She has had years and multiple platforms to put her truth across and shut everyone up but she still talks in no stop riddles. She could have started "Kyle and I met in blah blah in year blah blah, we did this, we did that, we went on dates to blah blah". As you said yourself Lauren a few months back, it was an affair!

 

[catchingup2021]

There’s only one thing she smells of and it’s bleeping Yeast

 

[Keep Smiling]

There’s only one thing she smells of and it’s bleeping Yeast

And reeks of desperation

 

[twiggy7]

Brain dead people. Starts off with how the woman is always blamed yet in the next sentence they lay the blame on the innocent wife!!
But I put money on this is to lauryn from Lauryn as I’m sure she’s used the phrase flying monkeys before?!

Unhinged behaviour you can feel the venom in her blood & spit at the side of her mouth as she types that while screaming at kids to get to sleep
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1000%. That’s why no one should listen to it! We are enabling her!

I refuse too those voices are cringeworthy. Not a brain cell between them & ones a granny
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Obsession by Calvin Decline....

Mad lauryn saying people always says she smells nice she looks like she stanks of fags and a fresh fish market, no thanks!!

Not when she farts & it follows through
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Obsession by Calvin Decline....

Mad lauryn saying people always says she smells nice she looks like she stanks of fags and a fresh fish market, no thanks!!

Not when she farts & it follows through

 

[Blondetech]

‘I understand people are hurting but I didn’t choose for it to go this way ‘

No Lauryn
You wanted to break up his marriage , him to leave Queen Annie and RRRR and for him to set up ‘home’ with you and your mistakes !!!

Horrible bleep.

I dislike her !!!

 

[fimfim]

Annie would never be papped like this.
Dying of shame for her and her piles

Mr Hanky vibes

 

[hello from me]

Not sure if already been said but does anyone think she's saying she m
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Pressed too soon. Does anyone else think she's saying she may move abroad because she's got wind that Kyle could be relocating next year and she doesn't know where yet which is why she won't commit to a country Like if you move I will follow you, another threat!

Yes. And maybe she will say well I said it first.
But would Kyle have to supply a house abroad. Or would that be up to her to supply.

 

[Vee14]

She’s going on about the perfume cos on CGD someone said she smelt nice and she’s clearly got excited with the one positive thing that was said

 

[minnietheminx]

So as usual running her mouth in her ‘blog’ calling men boys ffs! How old is she?

With regard to the below extract re ‘Dr industry’? ffs!
Does she know that all professionals like Dr’s are members of professional bodies, in this case the GMC. She may want to note the section attached about social media conduct.
Given that she has harassed, targeted , bullied and defamed an individual, then yes, even if she was a Dr, she would be told (actually forced ) to leave the ‘Dr industry’ as she would be struck off!

 

[fimfim]

It's the wanting instagram accounts to show their driving licenses for me
How would that work with all your burners Proz

And there’s @vikkiclark85 saying it all with her chest The shout out on the next podcast is pure probably admiration Vik!

 

[hello from me]

Blog is boring
She's illiterate
As if she doesn't put clean uniform on him every day
She most likely picked the school as it focused heavily on sports n he's gonna be a sports star like his absent father and now she's moaning about pe all time
Moaning about food down his clothes
Refusing to tell her ³ fans what her stench is...ea du sour minge
Not harped on about kyle and Annie so somethings landed
Said she's seeked legal advice yeah alright
Dr industry....bleeping hell...you mean the NHS hun?
Meghan markle hahaha
Thinking of moving abroad....what she means is she's got an insider in the footy industry who's told her kyle is looking at numerous offers for teams abroad

Maybe he goes Brighton College is that far from her

 

[fimfim]

Also, from the blog …
Not a soul says ‘children with single mothers’. ‘They’re a single parent family’, ‘she’s a single mum’ maybe… but ‘children with single mothers’ - Away with ye Pan.