Lauren Goodger #95 Me a bike, he a ball, me famous for doing duck all

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Wonderful new thread title courtesy of @troutpout69 👏 The Scrunchies reward you with a framed photo of BYG’s infected herniated bellybutton, a marvel to behold.

A brief roundup of the last thread:
• She has been upping the content on her OF which appears to be lying or kneeling in overly small cheap lingerie. She’s also flogging more ‘exclusive’ content and is currently offering a video of her ‘bum hole’ for the bargain price of £600 - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...ffa-bacons-mum-out-of-viz.45790/post-19759830
• It would have been Lorena’s second birthday so she chewed out her friends and family on IG for not being supportive enough, and held a ‘party’ in the garden with a Colin cake and a balloon.
• She pleaded not guilty in the dodgy financial promotion case, the trial will be in early 2027.
• Larose was taken to A&E again and apparently was diagnosed with “virial tonsillitis” but made an amazing recovery to celebrate her grifted birthday party.
• She keeps posting half-naked photos of her daughter intermingled with her sex work promotion;
• She has revealed that she is starting yet another health kick which she says has been inspired by a health scare. She has had a herniated bellybutton for a while which she suggests was caused by Lorena’s quick labour, this has recently got infected and so she needs to stop eating processed food. She invited Junaid round for tea, biscuits, pizza, cremated breakfast bagels and a beige food bonanza just a day before the big announcement.
• Her begging/grifting is off the scale. Over the period of less than 6 weeks she has had:
* Fireplace and media wall installed and painted;
* Takeaway from Palm Bay Caribbean;
* Blackout blinds;
* Handyman to assemble Larose’s presents;
* Home beautician services for her and Larose;
* Balloons, birthday cake, party entertainers, bouncy castle for Larose’s party.
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
Great recap. So much to write about someone who does duck all everyday. I’m just glad .5 has her this weekend so someone is actually interacting with her at home and she’s not left to her own devices whilst her parent sits on her phone on the sofa a few meters away!!!
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Wonder what big fat Loz does when she has time without laweneverapart? Catch up with her beauty sleep? 😴 Interact with her many friends and family? Maybe a giant Toby carvery or slob about photoshopping her enormous moon face and arse along with pics of her bum hole 🕳️?
 
troutpout69 said:
Wonder what big fat Loz does when she has time without laweneverapart? Catch up with her beauty sleep? 😴 Interact with her many friends and family? Maybe a giant Toby carvery or slob about photoshopping her enormous moon face and arse along with pics of her bum hole 🕳?
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She goes quiet doesn’t she. She has no content if she’s not posting pics of LaPoorkid or stupid quotes about her family who dislike her or her many illnesses.
Surely she must realize that’s why she loses followers even though she’s back on TOWIE.
 
Clickbait said:
Wonderful new thread title courtesy of @troutpout69 👏 The Scrunchies reward you with a framed photo of BYG’s infected herniated bellybutton, a marvel to behold.

A brief roundup of the last thread:
• She has been upping the content on her OF which appears to be lying or kneeling in overly small cheap lingerie. She’s also flogging more ‘exclusive’ content and is currently offering a video of her ‘bum hole’ for the bargain price of £600 - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...ffa-bacons-mum-out-of-viz.45790/post-19759830
• It would have been Lorena’s second birthday so she chewed out her friends and family on IG for not being supportive enough, and held a ‘party’ in the garden with a Colin cake and a balloon.
• She pleaded not guilty in the dodgy financial promotion case, the trial will be in early 2027.
• Larose was taken to A&E again and apparently was diagnosed with “virial tonsillitis” but made an amazing recovery to celebrate her grifted birthday party.
• She keeps posting half-naked photos of her daughter intermingled with her sex work promotion;
• She has revealed that she is starting yet another health kick which she says has been inspired by a health scare. She has had a herniated bellybutton for a while which she suggests was caused by Lorena’s quick labour, this has recently got infected and so she needs to stop eating processed food. She invited Junaid round for tea, biscuits, pizza, cremated breakfast bagels and a beige food bonanza just a day before the big announcement.
• Her begging/grifting is off the scale. Over the period of less than 6 weeks she has had:
* Fireplace and media wall installed and painted;
* Takeaway from Palm Bay Caribbean;
* Blackout blinds;
* Handyman to assemble Larose’s presents;
* Home beautician services for her and Larose;
* Balloons, birthday cake, party entertainers, bouncy castle for Larose’s party.
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Thank you Clicky
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
She goes quiet doesn’t she. She has no content if she’s not posting pics of LaPoorkid or stupid quotes about her family who dislike her or her many illnesses.
Surely she must realize that’s why she loses followers even though she’s back on TOWIE.
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Her life is dull as duck. Once you take away LaMbrinigirl she has nothing to offer the gram!
 
What cracks me up is the thought of her when she’s trying to get into that cheap lingerie tit she’s got that’s ten sizes to small. She must struggle so much and so many of them have been cut up to make it look like she’s had put it on but really hasn’t. The unfiltered pics she takes of herself must be so ghastly for her to look at with and the flab bulging out everywhere.
 
Sunnydaze101 said:
What cracks me up is the thought of her when she’s trying to get into that cheap lingerie tit she’s got that’s ten sizes to small. She must struggle so much and so many of them have been cut up to make it look like she’s had put it on but really hasn’t. The unfiltered pics she takes of herself must be so ghastly for her to look at with and the flab bulging out everywhere.
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Do you remember when she used the safety pin or whatever it was in her fong! 😂
 
Lolololololol at her admire me profile pic 🤣
You have NEVER looked like this hun!

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Jesus 🤢. She’s so melodramatic. It’s only an infection ffs. She could prob have easily seen her GP for more antibiotics. She hardly needed private health care! What an attention seeking bleep! Prob just an excuse to do duck all again for at least another month!
 

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