Lauren Goodger #9 Big Loz has got a baby bump!

[Jolie1988]

Just remembered she was knocking round with the Goodman slags the other week

do they share the same agent

Wee Loz Goodman will be well annoyed this has eclipsed her 30th birthday attention

 

[GoldSilver]

Ahh right I didn’t know that

I think originally the tests were to check for health concerns etc. But Z listers seem to always have the test done to find out if boy or girl, they can’t seem to wait for a scan!

 

[Jolie1988]

They are best friends ! Like actual they are her best friends in the world. Her baby can be Mark Jr and she can get an MJ big necklace like Lauryn Goodman has for her Kyle Junior baby she procured.

Dying

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Wee Loz Goodman will be well annoyed this has eclipsed her 30th birthday attention

she will be absolutely raging. Or claiming godmother duties. It’s only fair

 

[MunHun]

she will be absolutely raging. Or claiming godmother duties. It’s only fair

Big Loz will probably be promoting Lil Loz’s fertility bracelets now to the masses.

 

[Jolie1988]

Imagine if her and Chaz stay together and they have a few babies, would be like a dodgy 90s act. Chaz, loz and the cobettes

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Wonder if big loz will ‘exc pump’
Wee Loz will be bringing out a bleeping podcast on pumping at this rate

she is gonna tit herself when this baby is born. And I don’t mean literally. She will prob have an elective section. Can’t be ruining her fanny for only fans can she

 

[Cloudfromspace]

I'm going to say something positive now lol . Wee Oddbod looks absolutely beaming in that photo, he looks dead happy. Big Loz looks pissed off and is once again clenching his hand.

I'm still sat here in shock that his Mum is only 40.

Tbh I don't really get that I get that deer trapped in headlights "smile and it might pass" sort of vibe

 

[Jolie1988]

I predicted this on one of the earlier threads...Children of the corn

Ffs I need a lie down

 

[MunHun]

Wonder if big loz will ‘exc pump’
Wee Loz will be bringing out a bleeping podcast on pumping at this rate

she is gonna tit herself when this baby is born. And I don’t mean literally. She will prob have an elective section. Can’t be ruining her fanny for only fans can she

Lil Loz will be down in the hospital manually pumping Big Loz like a bleeping dairy cow for the New magazine Birth Spread.

 

[Mikesqueen]

Has Katie Price been informed??

No, she is too busy preparing for her documentary being shown soon. Also she has been out pouting at a . Essential journey, you know! Oh, and they also went to play with when they went for another essential journey to buy .

 

[Redbeth75]

Its like he is holding hands with his nan at her hospital appointment

That’s a terrible photo

 

[265]

I predicted this on one of the earlier threads...Children of the corn

Ffs I need a lie down

I've had a feeling this would happen myself, boy is she in for a shock when Charles dumps her and will have to bring up the child on her own.

 

[BigMavis]

I just watched her video in the mail, its not coming up on her stories, did she delete it? I don't think that girls in a good place. call it intuition.

 

[265]

Her stories? must be at least 40 at the moment!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I don't think so, she can't do it now so she won't do it then. She'll have the excuse of "I've just had a baby" for at least 6 months. Plus those early days with the night feeds and intensity of it all, she'll be in love with and consumed by her baby, as she should. If anything she'll get bigger. She'll make money other ways, maybe pimping Oddbod out on OF

MAYBE we've got it the wrong way around all along and she's using him

Her page has gone from the pervy forum

 

[Katie8ee]

I just watched her video in the mail, its not coming up on her stories, did she delete it? I don't think that girls in a good place. call it intuition.

All her stories seem to be gone from today with all the good wishes, your right it is a bit odd. Her head is probably pickled from all the notifications.

 

[Cloudfromspace]

Babies and children are darling little angels. The innocence. The absolute gorgeousness of them. The smell. Ohh I'm getting broody.

I hope so badly for that little pet, that little angel, that when they are born, Lauren puts down the bleeping phone, and realises the life she's been living has been nothing until now and dedicates every second, hour and rest of her life to the child.

I make fun, and I dislike her current personality, but somehow...

I think she will

 

[Mums84]

I'm surprised at her lack of emotion other than fanx babe yeah.

 

[BigMavis]

Her stories? must be at least 40 at the moment!

Just keep clicking. The vids not there.