Lauren Goodger #84 The BYG has launched her sunnies, the unused mirror didn't give enough monies

[Lorelei]

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She back in her peppa outfit

Does this apply to Lauren and crack granny lol????

 

[maggisojuicy]

Does this apply to Lauren and crack granny lol????

2geva 4eva

 

[henriettadubois2]

Hope u have good easter bigo bewful gel

 

[fiedwrdsx]

Can we get Chaz on Towie too?

Yessss I would start watching again!

 

[troutpout69]

Another day, another zoo/farm for big gel. She should just live in one. She obvs has a natural affinity for them, she spends that much time there!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I think I might put my matching hot pink tracksuit on and then put a pleather jacket on top of that and leave the house …… WTF!!!! do you think she looks in the mirror before leaving the house or the reflection is just to horrific for her so she doesn’t bother looking in mirrors to make she doesn’t look like a pink cheap pleather tracksuit wearing pig.


Maybe that’s why she has all these unused mirrors to sell…

 

[Lottiew1]

I think I might put my matching hot pink tracksuit on and then put a pleather jacket on top of that and leave the house …… WTF!!!! do you think she looks in the mirror before leaving the house or the reflection is just to horrific for her so she doesn’t bother looking in mirrors to make she doesn’t look like a pink cheap pleather tracksuit wearing pig.


Maybe that’s why she has all these unused mirrors to sell…

Bet that jacket stinks

 

[Anna666]

Dear BIGGGGG lozzzz with your tight, cheap ` pleather ` jacket, and peppa pig pink trackie, your fake knock off gear .. I think I speak for most scrunchies here .... can we please have a BIGGGGGG gurl and odd bod at home show, not many things give me joy in life, but watching you and ` halfwit boy ` at home would give us all immense satisfaction ..... you with your massive, great BIG FAT MOON HEAD .... him with those gnashers and weird serial killer eyes, would be excellent viewing ... comedy GOLD!! ... please make it happen

 

[Pom Bear]

Shoot these glasses are broken at the top and bottom. Hope she’s careful she doesn’t scratch her eyes out
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Like seriously, is she taking the piss out of her own company posting this pic??? She would rather sell glasses that look broken than send an actual picture out with her wearing her glasses on her gigantically large round pumpkin moon 50p shaped face??

She will be selling glasses next with the frames, arm and glass completely broken and will still try to sell them xx..

Buy my fashionable glasses!

 

[Titfortattalesxo]

Dear BIGGGGG lozzzz with your tight, cheap ` pleather ` jacket, and peppa pig pink trackie, your fake knock off gear .. I think I speak for most scrunchies here .... can we please have a BIGGGGGG gurl and odd bod at home show, not many things give me joy in life, but watching you and ` halfwit boy ` at home would give us all immense satisfaction ..... you with your massive, great BIG FAT MOON HEAD .... him with those gnashers and weird serial killer eyes, would be excellent viewing ... comedy GOLD!! ... please make it happen

She’s aged so badly despite her constant preventive injectables. Her cabbage ears are giving me anxiety .5 must have held them to tight.

 

[Crowbag]

I think she has a rail with 23 identical pleather jackets.

A bit like the microwaves in the shed.

 

[Pom Bear]

I decided to buy a pair of Loz glasses x

For Fox Sake! Full of dust, dirt, scratches, broken glass and rust.
I want my money back ....

Looooool x

 

[Ratgrrl]

I think she has a rail with 23 identical pleather jackets.

A bit like the microwaves in the shed.

What's the microwave story?

 

[Clickbait]

So they basically just admitted on live that assault thing was... not all it seemed and she went off in a huff after he said she was a messy drunk. Someone got this in too-

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He didn't know what byg was- she clearly did.

Missed this post the first time round. What did they say about the assault? Did she twitch when BYG was read out by Chaz.5?

 

[geordiegirl]

What's the microwave story?

Oh blimey! When she was selling off everything she owned at one point before she moved into the flat of the ghost of Jake, everything was being sold and in her shed annexe was this tower of microwaves we’ve no idea how, what, why but it was comical

 

[maggisojuicy]

Oh blimey! When she was selling off everything she owned at one point before she moved into the flat of the ghost of Jake, everything was being sold and in her shed annexe was this tower of microwaves we’ve no idea how, what, why but it was comical

It was epic. There was no explanation. Just so many microwaves.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It was epic. There was no explanation. Just so many microwaves.

Haha. Yep. Her sunglass store should be called Selling tit Any tit then she can start selling all her other crap she hoards like maybe she has a lot of unused toilet seats

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha. Yep. Her sunglass store should be called Selling tit Any tit then she can start selling all her other crap she hoards like maybe she has a lot of unused toilet seats

Looool xx.
She has kept a spare one as well to eat her meals off ....x

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I'm on to something here......hear me out you know the 'skibiditydotdotdot' big Turkish guy who belly dances for kebab meat, I think Lozza is missing a trick here and needs to tour the kebab shops in Essex (especially her favourite waiter one) and shake her belly and ass to the same song, would get way more interaction than selling faulty sunglasses and towers of microwaves. Just a thought Lozza I'm sure Murat could pull some strings.

 

[A-Soul]

Big gel Mumma luvs bebbeh gel.

Big soles my world.

Bubba connex wiv Mumma.

‘She neva a loan.’