Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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minamoon said:
Her new Instagram reel is up! Here’s some of my favourite screenshots. I’m absolutely shocked that she’s so obviously photoshopped La’hairsnotlongenough!! (Says no one, ever…) that monkey is probably equally as shocked to see the graceful silverback gorilla beating its chest and looking for food out of its enclosure…

Also, I sat through 5 minutes of the circle of life and endless pictures of wild beasts roaming the zoo so you don’t have to… the animals were nice though.

I don’t half feel sorry for the zoo. I’m guessing they grifted this experience for free in return for the exposure and they get two measly Instagram reels. 😂

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This has made my day …..she is such a fake fat lardy arsed 🤥 liar liar pants on fire !
Honestly its actually so laughable, but at the same time quite worrying as she is trying to pull the wool over her poor followers 🐑 eyes ……and for those sad desperate gits that pay to see her they seriously are as deluded as her 🤔🙄
 
Serious question .... ohh BIGGGGGG one .... when ( IF ) the surgeon sucks out all your blubber, removes those hideous bum implants .... makes your tits smaller, wiv front on nips ... can he/she also shrink that massive neanderthal head? ..... is there an op for that 🤷‍♀️ .... cause its going to be rather hard, walking around with a flat arse, small boobs front nips, skinny minny ` petite ` body .... while struggling to hold up that big bonce:unsure:
 

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Userom said:
Do you think she has forgiven Elvis for the betrayal, the same way she has forgiven Ch'arg?
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Noooo it will always be the other woman’s fault
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Anna666 said:
Serious question .... ohh BIGGGGGG one .... when ( IF ) the surgeon sucks out all your blubber, removes those hideous bum implants .... makes your tits smaller, wiv front on nips ... can he/she also shrink that massive neanderthal head? ..... is there an op for that 🤷‍♀️ .... cause its going to be rather hard, walking around with a flat arse, small boobs front nips, skinny minny ` petite ` body .... while struggling to hold up that big bonce:unsure:
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Head the size of a lion
 
MrsGripperStebson said:
I'm surprised that none of the tabloids have picked up on her adding the long hair to Laphotoshopped. Its bad enough she did that to her own pic as a kid but doing it to your own precious child? What a scummy witch.
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Like the filter she’s used on that childhood photo of herself with her dad, more hair, smoother skin, poutier lips, bleeping horrid carry on
 
Notredamn said:
Her side profile looks like she’s pressed up against an invisible sheet of glass. And her lips and whole mouth area is so much bigger than her nose. I can safely say she has a very youuneek look
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You're right. A rather yooneek look like King Louie.
"Ooobie doo, I wanna be like you hoo hoo"
No wonder she looked happy with the baboons and gibbons at Woburn 😉
 
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Uploads of the safari. .5 conveniently cut out of them all!

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Sunnydaze101 said:
Now imagine if JJ didn’t dump .5 and she was still shagging him. Poor Fatty would still be single, you wonder if he’ll go running back to her if she opens her doors again 😂😂

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I’m more amazed that anyone in their right mind would possibly want to be with him, with his wig hair, fat arse and serial killer eyes! Not to mention his gay for pay porn!
 
I doubt they’re back together. It’s just that her lack of maternal instinct means she has no clue how to raise the kid or entertain her, so any days out have to involve him, he probably plans everything & she just follows. Although seeing them together confirms to me her black eye wasn’t an assault, more a 2 way drunken brawl or there’s no way she’d be able to spend time with him!
 
You can imagine what she’s like with him can’t you…. I don’t think she has ‘forgiven’ him for what he allegedly did. She probably holding it against him. Notice how Ok! got the photos of them together and she posted all her edited photos. He probably has been told he can’t share any. She will hold what happened against him always as a way of controlling the narrative she wants to earn the most coin. At this point I think he’s just being used for help with LaMagShoot.
 
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