Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Sunnydaze101]

Please can someone explain to me how she will tell her niece the reasons why she is taking .5 back and that it’s ok to be treated like that by boys and then take them back. Will she say dear Niece, if your boyfriend fucks your best friend while your grieving the loss of your child it’s ok, he still loves u and is a good person.

 

[Userom]

Do you think we will get a magazine exclusive announcing they are back together and .5 apologies and declares he has realised he only has eyes for Big Gel.

 

[WordSalad]

back together. It’s Charles’s favourite takeaway. Lozza wouldn’t order one because she only likes korma type dishes spice wise herself.
Palmbay is lovely, I’ve been to the one in Debden. Charles ALWAYS used to post photos from there

The owners have been take in for a ride if they fink Bessie Bunter is a good advert for their business. She always makes sooo much effort to present her begged freebies in an appealing way. Hmm.

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Please can someone explain to me how she will tell her niece the reasons why she is taking .5 back and that it’s ok to be treated like that by boys and then take them back. Will she say dear Niece, if your boyfriend fucks your best friend while your grieving the loss of your child it’s ok, he still loves u and is a good person.

She’s probably already filled the niece’s head with how bad boys are the best; they’re more exciting etc. Or telling her to look for someone with loads of money, flash car, designer watches - never mind how they treat you, as long as they look good & give you lots of gifts that’s all that matters.

 

[PoppysMumma]

“Wen your bizzy”



Is she taking the piss?

Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing duck all.

It must be so exhausting to be Lardy Arse …her busy life is so hectic having all her beauty treatments to keep her bewful soft and pretty . It’s a full time job being so gawjus, how can we expect such a hard working mummy to make her only child a simple meal from scratch, when she can just nip out for her favourite with LaRoast to her local Toby Carvery

 

[bignellie]

You guys are amazing! I’m convinced you lot could solve cold cases with your detective skills ❤

As an aside, Lozza has such a limited vocabulary, she always seems to describe her gifted takeaway’s as ‘unreal’. Every time! The way she says it makes my toes curl…unrill.

Can someone pleaseeee gift her a thesaurus?!

she would have to learn to read then...

 

[bargainhunt99]

She could easily do competitive eating

At last! Something she can excel in. They have those competitions in America to see who can finish loads of burgers and fries first. I saw one once and the woman who won was really skinny. I wouldn't have bet on her to win against loads of burly blokes.
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“Wen your bizzy”



Is she taking the piss?

Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing duck all.

Someone told her to deliberately make spelling mistakes to up her engagement but she's taken it to the extreme

 

[chichi100]

She could easily do competitive eating

Easily! She could do Man Big Gel vs food. Travel round Essicks demolishing food from the greasiest takeaways

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Easily! She could do Man Big Gel vs food. Travel round Essicks demolishing food from the greasiest takeaways

I thought she did that already?

 

[troutpout69]

This will end up in tears if she’s indeed back with Odd Bod. The bloke can’t keep his todger in his pants, having cheated with Ronseal Amy and her friend Elvis! The worst possible thing she can do it let herself get knocked up again, but unfortunately I can see the exclusive already! They’re toxic to each other and the only real loser here is poor Labothmyparentsareshit!

 

[Crowbag]

Loz just couldn't live without Charlie ripping his socks off on camera and throwing them on the floor in a sexah manner.
It's understandable.

It seems ghostyJake just didn't measure up.

 

[Jaymar139]

She eats a full tray of rice and peas? !
duck me.
Plus the rest.
Bloody hell.
Part of me almost respects her eating ability!!

I bet she would be good at those gut buster eating competitions..that could be her new calling ..

 

[chichi100]

I thought she did that already?

Yeah shame shes too fick to make a bit of money out of it and still clinging in to a towie return that’s never going to happen

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Some may call it a challenge, fatty calls it a lite elfy lunch

 

[bignellie]

Easily! She could do Man Big Gel vs food. Travel round Essicks demolishing food from the greasiest takeaways

check out beard v food on youtube....he wouldnt stand a chance

 

[Ekathrina]

I find all this Insta-gorging and overeating a bit vile if I’m honest. There are decent people having to rely on charity and food banks and you’ve got the likes of Loz and Chaz getting given vast amounts of food a lot of which gets binned no doubt.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I find all this Insta-gorging and overeating a bit vile if I’m honest. There are decent people having to rely on charity and food banks and you’ve got the likes of Loz and Chaz getting given vast amounts of food a lot of which gets binned no doubt.

. Probably safe to assume leftovers never find their way to a bin in Lozzas sloth pit
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Probably safe to assume there is never any leftovers. Ever.

 

[Notredamn]

Woman versus food/ dinner demolition= coming soon to a random freeview channel no one watches

 

[Intoxicating]

if the gym body was Ch’Arge why cover the face?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

. Probably safe to assume leftovers never find their way to a bin in Lozzas sloth pit
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Probably safe to assume there is never any leftovers. Ever.

Same in my house. No leftovers here because the dogs have meaty bits and the pigs get all the Veggie peelings etc. Chez Loz she troughs the lot herself