Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Lauren will never leave Essex, she uses being from here as a personality trait. Also, always makes me die that people would rather have a toxic parenting environment just for the sake of being a “family unit with a mum and a dad” than have two separated happy parents. I have so many friends who stay with their baby dads and they’re miserable just because they can’t bare the thought of being a single mum. It’s like okay keep letting your child grow up in a miserable household 🥲😂
 
hayleybaby said:
The sister that posts photos of .5 and LaWhere’sMyMum has made her insta private… adds further fuel to the fire that the twats are back together.

Interesting that they are saying about the pair moving out of Essex. It appears .5 already has. He has 📍 West Midlands on his new insta and has the link to a gym in Ripley too.
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Nah she will nevva leyv Essicks! How can she possibly be available for TOWIE when they beg her to come back into the fold if she's in the West Midlands?
 
Kilo005 said:
Lauren will never leave Essex, she uses being from here as a personality trait. Also, always makes me die that people would rather have a toxic parenting environment just for the sake of being a “family unit with a mum and a dad” than have two separated happy parents. I have so many friends who stay with their baby dads and they’re miserable just because they can’t bare the thought of being a single mum. It’s like okay keep letting your child grow up in a miserable household 🥲😂
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I remember when Big Loz was on that Celebs In Therapy show and talked about always going for bad boys and her then boyfriend being in jail. She is addicted to a dramatic life and has learnt nothing, so will clearly forgive Charles for everything (alleged assault if that is true and cheating/getting with best mate), which is unfortunate for Laorse.
 
Kilo005 said:
Lauren will never leave Essex, she uses being from here as a personality trait. Also, always makes me die that people would rather have a toxic parenting environment just for the sake of being a “family unit with a mum and a dad” than have two separated happy parents. I have so many friends who stay with their baby dads and they’re miserable just because they can’t bare the thought of being a single mum. It’s like okay keep letting your child grow up in a miserable household 🥲😂
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Oh I know all about that! My parents loathed each other yet they were so obssesed with not allowing the other to be Happy that they stayed married until they died within months of each other - they were quite unable to live together nor apart so there were us kids stuck in the centre of WW3! Its not good, I can tell you that from grim experience
 
Intoxicating said:
So that’s a setup article to allow them to announce they are back, or back out of it and carry on secret if there is outrage.

Expect another article about how much they love each other and always knew from the first time they met. Add in how much baby gel loves her father and how’s great with her too.

Relaunch no.2
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Until next time she drives him to the point of lashing out at her then...................................................

The worst thing about that entire business was him clouting her on the day of their child's funeral - just how do you forgive him contaminating that baby's final journey??? :mad:
 
Loz is a compulsive liar and Charlie hasn't yet been convicted, I'm staying neutral until he's proved to be guilty or innocent.

As for loving him because he's the father of her children - sod that. I couldn't stand my ex, father or not, and was delighted when I got rid of him.
Being a single mum was wonderful, so much better than being with that useless arse. I loved it.

By 'got rid' I don't mean he's under a patio somewhere in Yorkshire.
He wasn't worth the digging.
 
hayleybaby said:
The sister that posts photos of .5 and LaWhere’sMyMum has made her insta private… adds further fuel to the fire that the twats are back together.

Interesting that they are saying about the pair moving out of Essex. It appears .5 already has. He has 📍 West Midlands on his new insta and has the link to a gym in Ripley too.
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Ripley in Yorkshire or not so much?
 
States East Midlands and the gym is in Ripley which is NE of Derby and NW of Nottingham.

Doesn't he have connections to Mansfield or thereabouts, of was that just a bewful dream?

Actually it could be a joint venture, he's a PT in training and she's, well, she wore an ASDA uniform and stuck her arse out near a park bench one day last year
 

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Silly-old-Slapper said:
Here's the article, I've decided to leave the pics in as we need a reminder of the many faces, sizes and arses I feel!


EXCLUSIVE: Sources close to Lauren Goodger tell of their concerns over a reconciliation with Charles, after she appears to shun a police investigation following an alleged assault



Lauren Goodger may refuse to cooperate with police in an investigation over an alleged assault last year, a source has claimed.

Friends and family fear that her decision not to assist in the investigation against Charles Drury may lead to her taking him back.


However, three separate sources have told us that the former couple have already been in contact over the past two months – news that will only concern those closest to her.

“We are worried she has taken him back but is keeping it quiet,” one source told us.

“We have heard they are even in talks to move out of Essex together. Her friends are concerned after everything she’s been through. They don’t want her to get hurt and they just want the best for her. But it seems she wants to be with him, despite her friends and family telling her not to be.”


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A second source told us Lauren wants to keep her family together.


“Deep down Lauren wants that family unit and she wants that perfect family with both a mum and a dad in a house because she didn’t have that. That’s the dream for her.”

Meanwhile, a third source reiterated claims that they have reunited, saying “she wants to keep it on the down-low”.



However, Lauren’s agent strenuously denies they are back together. They said, “While this is an on-going police matter – to that there is no comment – Lauren is focused on positive lines of communications and her priority being that of her daughter.”

Charles, 25, was arrested in August last year after reports suggested an alleged assault on Lauren, 36, at their home on the night of their daughter Lorena’s funeral. Days after the alleged attack, Lauren was pictured with severe bruising around her eyes. Charles, who has always denied the allegations, will answer police bail next month.

“Lauren is considering not helping the police with this matter,” we were told. “She wants a clean slate and a fresh start to the year and doesn’t want the drama of last year hanging over her. Charles is always going to be in her life as he is the father of her girls. She wants to move forwards, not backwards.”

Lauren and Charles first started dating in October 2020. They briefly split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose, 18 months, was in hospital with an infection, only to reconcile weeks later.

They went through a rocky patch once again in January last year when Lauren discovered Charles had a fling with Instagram model Amy Gilbert during their separation, and kicked him out of their house.

But all seemed to be forgiven, and the couple confirmed their romance was back on just weeks later, announcing Lauren was pregnant with their second child.


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Lauren and Charles first split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose was in hospital with an infection (Image: Phil Lewis/SOPA Images/REX/Shutterstock)

At the time, Lauren said, “He’s the father of my children, that love will never go. And he will always be in my life and her life. Who knows what the future holds. I’m excited about it, I’m not scared.”

Tragically, their daughter Lorena died shortly after her birth in July last year – and on the night of her funeral Lauren was allegedly assaulted. The claims have been denied by Charles.

Two months later, Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson.


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Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson (Image: SplashNews.com)

At the time, Lauren’s pals revealed she was heartbroken and “blind-sided” by the betrayal.

“The new relationship has caused huge ructions,” they said. “Lauren has known her for years, and counted her as a very close friend. She even helped comfort Lauren when she lost the baby.

“She’s devastated that she is now not only seeing her ex, but that he has moved into her home. Lauren doesn’t care that Charles is dating, but the fact it’s someone she considered a confidante.”


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Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past (Image: Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock)

Jacqueline and Charles split in December.

Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past and disagree with her that her relationship with Charles could ever work again.
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What does his hair look like in the pic with Elvis! He looks like he’s wearing a wig! 😂
 
Intoxicating said:
So that’s a setup article to allow them to announce they are back, or back out of it and carry on secret if there is outrage.

Expect another article about how much they love each other and always knew from the first time they met. Add in how much baby gel loves her father and how’s great with her too.

Relaunch no.2
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Definitely a set up article. They want to test the waters for the publics support ahead of their mag deal announcement.
 
Silly-old-Slapper said:
Here's the article, I've decided to leave the pics in as we need a reminder of the many faces, sizes and arses I feel!


EXCLUSIVE: Sources close to Lauren Goodger tell of their concerns over a reconciliation with Charles, after she appears to shun a police investigation following an alleged assault



Lauren Goodger may refuse to cooperate with police in an investigation over an alleged assault last year, a source has claimed.

Friends and family fear that her decision not to assist in the investigation against Charles Drury may lead to her taking him back.


However, three separate sources have told us that the former couple have already been in contact over the past two months – news that will only concern those closest to her.

“We are worried she has taken him back but is keeping it quiet,” one source told us.

“We have heard they are even in talks to move out of Essex together. Her friends are concerned after everything she’s been through. They don’t want her to get hurt and they just want the best for her. But it seems she wants to be with him, despite her friends and family telling her not to be.”


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A second source told us Lauren wants to keep her family together.


“Deep down Lauren wants that family unit and she wants that perfect family with both a mum and a dad in a house because she didn’t have that. That’s the dream for her.”

Meanwhile, a third source reiterated claims that they have reunited, saying “she wants to keep it on the down-low”.



However, Lauren’s agent strenuously denies they are back together. They said, “While this is an on-going police matter – to that there is no comment – Lauren is focused on positive lines of communications and her priority being that of her daughter.”

Charles, 25, was arrested in August last year after reports suggested an alleged assault on Lauren, 36, at their home on the night of their daughter Lorena’s funeral. Days after the alleged attack, Lauren was pictured with severe bruising around her eyes. Charles, who has always denied the allegations, will answer police bail next month.

“Lauren is considering not helping the police with this matter,” we were told. “She wants a clean slate and a fresh start to the year and doesn’t want the drama of last year hanging over her. Charles is always going to be in her life as he is the father of her girls. She wants to move forwards, not backwards.”

Lauren and Charles first started dating in October 2020. They briefly split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose, 18 months, was in hospital with an infection, only to reconcile weeks later.

They went through a rocky patch once again in January last year when Lauren discovered Charles had a fling with Instagram model Amy Gilbert during their separation, and kicked him out of their house.

But all seemed to be forgiven, and the couple confirmed their romance was back on just weeks later, announcing Lauren was pregnant with their second child.


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Lauren and Charles first split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose was in hospital with an infection (Image: Phil Lewis/SOPA Images/REX/Shutterstock)

At the time, Lauren said, “He’s the father of my children, that love will never go. And he will always be in my life and her life. Who knows what the future holds. I’m excited about it, I’m not scared.”

Tragically, their daughter Lorena died shortly after her birth in July last year – and on the night of her funeral Lauren was allegedly assaulted. The claims have been denied by Charles.

Two months later, Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson.


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Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson (Image: SplashNews.com)

At the time, Lauren’s pals revealed she was heartbroken and “blind-sided” by the betrayal.

“The new relationship has caused huge ructions,” they said. “Lauren has known her for years, and counted her as a very close friend. She even helped comfort Lauren when she lost the baby.

“She’s devastated that she is now not only seeing her ex, but that he has moved into her home. Lauren doesn’t care that Charles is dating, but the fact it’s someone she considered a confidante.”


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Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past (Image: Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock)

Jacqueline and Charles split in December.

Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past and disagree with her that her relationship with Charles could ever work again.
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The CPS can still prosecute him without her help should they choose to. She would have given a statement (and signed it as a true recollection of events) at the time and that can still be used against him even without her consent. I would assume nothing is happening with the investigations anyway, and this is just to get her back in the mag (and maybe she is back with .5?)
 
I think most of us called this a while ago .... they were ` always ` going to get back together, and he will continue to cheat, she will take him back, again and again .... some people do live this way, I've seen it many times over the years ( he will park his bike, where there is free food, shelter, he is not fussy, a parasite ... knocking her up twice is proof of this, they hardly knew each other 🤷‍♀️ ) .... as for the ` alleged ` bust up on the day of that little girls funeral, I have no idea if the story ` she ` peddled were true, hopefully it will be reported what really went down, at a guess, both high/drunk emotions off the scale beat seven bells out of each other ` it happens `

The sad thing, there`s a little girl caught in all this mess, and there will be many more children to come, because ` madame ` wants this fantasy fairy tale, stuck in her thick head .. that simply, as most of us know ` does not exist `.... she will continue to ` force ` this relationship, as she has from the get go when in reality, his only interest is his daughter, not her

The children will suffer for it, been there myself, and watched the same with my own parents ( still together at 80, still hate each others bleeping guts, but cant live apart, both still claim to love each other, go figure ) ... it messes with your head big time, I was only 18 when I met him, and in all truth didn't know any different, he was older, I stupidly trusted him ( big mistake ) .... she is pushing 37, he has already shown her who he is, she isn't some young naïve girl .... she has the means to make her life as a single mother on her own, yet is ignoring all the red flags, in all truth .. they both deserve each other ... this wont be ending well
 
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Silly-old-Slapper said:
Here's the article, I've decided to leave the pics in as we need a reminder of the many faces, sizes and arses I feel!


EXCLUSIVE: Sources close to Lauren Goodger tell of their concerns over a reconciliation with Charles, after she appears to shun a police investigation following an alleged assault



Lauren Goodger may refuse to cooperate with police in an investigation over an alleged assault last year, a source has claimed.

Friends and family fear that her decision not to assist in the investigation against Charles Drury may lead to her taking him back.


However, three separate sources have told us that the former couple have already been in contact over the past two months – news that will only concern those closest to her.

“We are worried she has taken him back but is keeping it quiet,” one source told us.

“We have heard they are even in talks to move out of Essex together. Her friends are concerned after everything she’s been through. They don’t want her to get hurt and they just want the best for her. But it seems she wants to be with him, despite her friends and family telling her not to be.”


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A second source told us Lauren wants to keep her family together.


“Deep down Lauren wants that family unit and she wants that perfect family with both a mum and a dad in a house because she didn’t have that. That’s the dream for her.”

Meanwhile, a third source reiterated claims that they have reunited, saying “she wants to keep it on the down-low”.



However, Lauren’s agent strenuously denies they are back together. They said, “While this is an on-going police matter – to that there is no comment – Lauren is focused on positive lines of communications and her priority being that of her daughter.”

Charles, 25, was arrested in August last year after reports suggested an alleged assault on Lauren, 36, at their home on the night of their daughter Lorena’s funeral. Days after the alleged attack, Lauren was pictured with severe bruising around her eyes. Charles, who has always denied the allegations, will answer police bail next month.

“Lauren is considering not helping the police with this matter,” we were told. “She wants a clean slate and a fresh start to the year and doesn’t want the drama of last year hanging over her. Charles is always going to be in her life as he is the father of her girls. She wants to move forwards, not backwards.”

Lauren and Charles first started dating in October 2020. They briefly split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose, 18 months, was in hospital with an infection, only to reconcile weeks later.

They went through a rocky patch once again in January last year when Lauren discovered Charles had a fling with Instagram model Amy Gilbert during their separation, and kicked him out of their house.

But all seemed to be forgiven, and the couple confirmed their romance was back on just weeks later, announcing Lauren was pregnant with their second child.


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Lauren and Charles first split in November 2021 while their daughter Larose was in hospital with an infection (Image: Phil Lewis/SOPA Images/REX/Shutterstock)

At the time, Lauren said, “He’s the father of my children, that love will never go. And he will always be in my life and her life. Who knows what the future holds. I’m excited about it, I’m not scared.”

Tragically, their daughter Lorena died shortly after her birth in July last year – and on the night of her funeral Lauren was allegedly assaulted. The claims have been denied by Charles.

Two months later, Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson.


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Lauren was left devastated after learning Charles had struck up a relationship and moved in with one of her family friends of 10 years, Jacqueline Johnson (Image: SplashNews.com)

At the time, Lauren’s pals revealed she was heartbroken and “blind-sided” by the betrayal.

“The new relationship has caused huge ructions,” they said. “Lauren has known her for years, and counted her as a very close friend. She even helped comfort Lauren when she lost the baby.

“She’s devastated that she is now not only seeing her ex, but that he has moved into her home. Lauren doesn’t care that Charles is dating, but the fact it’s someone she considered a confidante.”


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Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past (Image: Beretta/Sims/REX/Shutterstock)

Jacqueline and Charles split in December.

Lauren’s worried pals believe she can be “too forgiving” of the past and disagree with her that her relationship with Charles could ever work again.
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Bit of an odd(bod) story. Lozzer’s family don’t seem concerned in the slightest and have thought nothing of showing him on social media, and there is nothing Lozzer can do during the police enquiry, it is proceeding regardless of her ‘support’.
Looks like someone has got wind(machine) of them being back together and this is the story the mag have decided to run with.

Wanting to be a ‘perfect family’. A single mum with her kids is a perfect family unit in my eyes. It’s certainly not the shitstorm of toxicity that is the pair of them! Accused of smacking her about on the day of the baby’s funeral. Could it be more repugnant? And yet there’ll be more where that came from. Whatever it was. There will be more of it. It’s not just a little blip is it, ffs!
Whoever dragged up Loz needs to hang their head in shame. The misogyny runs so deep in this one.
 
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Crowbag said:
Loz is a compulsive liar and Charlie hasn't yet been convicted, I'm staying neutral until he's proved to be guilty or innocent.

As for loving him because he's the father of her children - sod that. I couldn't stand my ex, father or not, and was delighted when I got rid of him.
Being a single mum was wonderful, so much better than being with that useless arse. I loved it.

By 'got rid' I don't mean he's under a patio somewhere in Yorkshire.
He wasn't worth the digging.
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I have a very similar history …but mine is under the patio 🤭
 
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