Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[Bungdidin]

I absolutely pmsl that Superdrug commented “ well done Lauren”

I'd love it if she went arse over tit

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I'm getting excited. Scrunchies get your harpoons ready!

We want IN THE WILD. That dress is struggling to keep it together!!!!

The Beast of Chigwell has been let loose!

bleeping size of that shelf arse. Should have books on it!

 

[Rubez2812]

the Labdmark hotel

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

This one's already been photoshopped! Her fingers are on fire! Please God can we get some in the wild shots!

 

[CocoLoco2]

Bewful

 

[minnietheminx]

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Bewful

Where is that from? Nothing like her airbrushed pics and vids!

 

[CocoLoco2]

Where is that from? Nothing like her airbrushed pics and vids!

Twitter

 

[troutpout69]

the Labdmark hotel

Is it a hotel for labs? No wonder Big Loz was invited? She is a dog after all

 

[Anna666]

Ohhhh Deary Drury me ` silly silly ` BIGGG lozzz ... you edit yourself 10 stone lighter, with a strangers face but leave your fat piggy trotters unfiltered where those ridiculous shoes are cutting off blood supply due to the weight they're carrying ... it kind of gives it away somewhat, its obvious all her ` fitness set up pap shoots ` are complete BOLLOCKS .. judging by pic 2, she has not lost any weight whatsoever ... please someone get a few in the ` wild ` pics of this fake scamming twit

 

[miss n thropy]

Pics are on the daily fail website everyone!

 

[hayleybaby]

If you look closely the

Just where do we start?
The trotters?
Nan's tablecloth cut down?
The GCSE stitch n witch hand made skirt?
Far too tight comfy sleep bra?


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wooden panels in the background are warped and the carpet on the left is distorted and shapes larger than the right where she’s cinched her waist in but only on the left. Lace also appears to be cutting of circulation on the elbows. I see she’s used the gorilla filter on her face too.

 

[CocoLoco2]

 

[Intoxicating]

Tagging Towie is so desperate.

No idea why she zooming in on Mary Berry

 

[minnietheminx]

Fuckin hell is that real?

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Her outfit! I wouldn’t brag if I was you Her and Her Ltd

 

[JakeM]

Looking bewful, as always…

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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Even with an ad for Subway!!!!

 

[Hannah2291]

I reckon she’s had the bum implant removed/BBL reversed, but why not take out the boobs?! Thinks she’s lost some weight and it’s actually refreshing that she’s wearing something fairly covered up. If she didn’t keep kidding herself with all the filters and showed what she really looks like then her ‘wild’ pics wouldn’t be such a contrast. She actually looks fairly nice! I like her hair. But why oh why does she post those stupid over-filtered photos on her Insta that look nothing like her in reality?!

 

[Cazza81]

Is that Sam Fox in the red dress at her table? Either way even she has a look of "I'm going to concentrate on my food so that I don't have to talk to this z-lister" on her face.

 

[docmum]

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reminds me of those gold bar biscuits here in colour and shape..

 

[Cazza81]

I reckon she’s had the bum implant removed/BBL reversed, but why not take out the boobs?!

Yes, bum looks flatter - bit of lipo round the waist/belly too? Edited to add, she's still bloody delusional with the filtered and photoshopped pics she posts!