Lauren Goodger #80 Burnt yorkies, staged sex shop walkies. 1 gym session but still porkies 🐷
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Sunnydaze101
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If anyone is signing up to see those shots that are already in the DM a few years ago then they are signing up for a laugh. They are hilarious ugly stupid pathetic looking pictures. She looks like a short fat pig in underwear how embarrassing and to think LaIneedalawyer has to see these pictures in the future and not want to divorce her mum for the amount of embarrassment and bullying she will have to go through her life because of pictures like these.
Lauren, you’re not sexy, your filtered to duck pictures are also not sexy, you’re a joke. People signing up are doing so for a laugh, stop being the laughing stock and go find a bleeping real job.
minnietheminx
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Yeah the catalogue pic, repeat worn
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Pampered Pam
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She's definitely had surgery there is no other reason that would keep her from posting her photo shopped fake photos she has had lipo on her tree trunk legs the photo with that blue fur coat is hiding a bruised neck probably had lipo there as well your legs after lipo are really swollen and need to be in bandages as well
minnietheminx
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I
think she has had a neck lift and lipo!
hayleybaby
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This is hysterical. Her photoshop fails never fail to make me laugh. She looks like a character from the borrowers.
thenorthremembers
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Oh Lauren we all know you don’t look like this.. catfish..
Anna666
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Anyone for ` fillet o fish ` 
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Ohhhhh BIGGGGGG lozzzzzz, this pic is very old, and yet, you were still an UGLY lumpy lardarse when it was taken ..... stop hiding, we know you have taken him back ... and these silly posts, just make you look thicker than you are ( if that's possible ) ... usually when someone is ` explaining a lil too much, when no one really gives a duck ` it means something is going on behind closed doors, which shouldn't be ....... ` deflection .... before the big reveal
`.... my new years wish for you, is that you cant pay your bills, get evicted, lose the car .... krusty dumps you and you have to find a ` real ` job ..... work for a living ..... AYYEEEE 
... I know this maybe a new concept for you to grasp, but its time you got off that blubberous bum, be someone that lil girl can look up to ( we live in hope ) .... you do realise by taking him back, you will yet again be the ONLY breadwinner, he will bleed you dry ... and in all truth, it couldn't happen to a nicer person, you deserve it
..... Silly ... Silly .... lozzzzaaaa, pushing 37, and still behaving like a hormonal 15yr old
.....Ohhhhh BIGGGGGG lozzzzzz, this pic is very old, and yet, you were still an UGLY lumpy lardarse when it was taken ..... stop hiding, we know you have taken him back ... and these silly posts, just make you look thicker than you are ( if that's possible ) ... usually when someone is ` explaining a lil too much, when no one really gives a duck ` it means something is going on behind closed doors, which shouldn't be ....... ` deflection .... before the big reveal
`.... my new years wish for you, is that you cant pay your bills, get evicted, lose the car .... krusty dumps you and you have to find a ` real ` job ..... work for a living ..... AYYEEEE ... I know this maybe a new concept for you to grasp, but its time you got off that blubberous bum, be someone that lil girl can look up to ( we live in hope ) .... you do realise by taking him back, you will yet again be the ONLY breadwinner, he will bleed you dry ... and in all truth, it couldn't happen to a nicer person, you deserve it ..... Silly ... Silly .... lozzzzaaaa, pushing 37, and still behaving like a hormonal 15yr oldAttachments
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Intoxicating
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Now if the price was below $10 I’d sub just for fun. Has she got a wheel like Ch’Arg 
Sunnydaze101
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Lots coming?? She says that everytime and the posts some old tit. What a complete fraud. Catfish fraud. I hope she gets papped in the wild soon.
Look at what this guy said on one of “those” forums. So she’s selling videos of herself showing her tits (which she said she would never do) and also flashing her flaps. And then it looks like she scammed him and blocked him so he couldn’t even access it again. He complained to OF and they said content owner has a right to remove content once they receive payment.
Look at what this guy said on one of “those” forums. So she’s selling videos of herself showing her tits (which she said she would never do) and also flashing her flaps. And then it looks like she scammed him and blocked him so he couldn’t even access it again. He complained to OF and they said content owner has a right to remove content once they receive payment.
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Notredamn
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Why does her Happy new year shout out sound like a threat? ‘I’m telling you now’
And that bleeping McDonalds photoshoot ffs dusting them old pics off again. Milk(shak)ing them again. Probably was being trolled by the photographer being asked to pose with a mDs. And then zoomed out to look knee-high to a grasshopper compared to the ground she’s sat on. Still, at least it’s relevant to New Years…oh. It isn’t!
‘I’m telling you now’ And that bleeping McDonalds photoshoot ffs dusting them old pics off again. Milk(shak)ing them again. Probably was being trolled by the photographer being asked to pose with a mDs. And then zoomed out to look knee-high to a grasshopper compared to the ground she’s sat on. Still, at least it’s relevant to New Years…oh. It isn’t!
40% off and a promise of new content… run don’t walk guys.
Ps. Don’t hold your breathe waiting for the new content
Awwwww lookadat ickle face!
Who is it Loz?
Does she know you're using it?
Is it yer mam?
Cos it certainly isn't you.
thenorthremembers
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Or to some printable McDonald’s vouchers?Does the link in bio take you to McDonald’s website?
We all know her milkshake won’t bring all the boys to the yardWhy does her Happy new year shout out sound like a threat?
And that bleeping McDonalds photoshoot ffs dusting them old pics off again. Milk(shak)ing them again. Probably was being trolled by the photographer being asked to pose with a mDs. And then zoomed out to look knee-high to a grasshopper compared to the ground she’s sat on. Still, at least it’s relevant to New Years…oh. It isn’t!
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MrAllSeeingEye
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Don’t know what’s worse, the fact she was charging him £140, the fact he actually paid, or the fact she blocked him after paying The whole thing is tragic!
The whole thing is tragic!
thenorthremembers
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He should have paid on a credit card he could try and reclaim it lolDon’t know what’s worse, the fact she was charging him £140, the fact he actually paid, or the fact she blocked him after paying
MrAllSeeingEye
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Thread title suggestion: (not sure how to officially submit it?!)
“Still selling her old tit at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon”
“Still selling her old tit at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon”
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troutpout69
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I think you’re right, she’s had lipo and other work done. Has been resting up and sent lashitmutha to her Dad’s as she couldn’t cope with her. It’s defo not like her to be so quiet!
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