Lauren Goodger #73 CGI face and a bizarre nose, someone please save bewildered Larose

[MrAllSeeingEye]

She's not got a date. She's just going to pretend to have one to get attention and try to feel validated. It's so obvious.

It’s a table for one at the carvery.

MY EYES

State of it. Is this supposed to be sexy?

 

[Sjr2607]

Ive had a very crappy day today ... but you guys have had me laughing ... really cheered me up, much needed ... this IS what tattle is all about ... REAL people, speaking brutal truth, at times with a wicked sense of humour .... Thank you ❤❤

Hope you are ok lovely xx

 

[Eureka]

Prostitution probably.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Did she bring a spray bottle of Mr Muscle along on her date?
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Another fake bag!

 

[Yorkshirewife]

She looks like a brunette Jessica Alves lol

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s in the loos taking pics of herself

 

[Userom]

Bloody ran here after seeing she is on a 'date'. What does she look like.. desperate woman

 

[Sjr2607]

Wtf is she eating?!

 

[NinaStar90]

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Turkey twizzler

 

[maofunicorns]

Don’t fret she can enjoy melanoma

She can’t spell it tho……

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thirsty as duck!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Tragic as duck.

Tattle trolling me with ‘Visit Dubai’ ads

 

[lemonsqueezie]

Prostitution probably.

Who would pay (and how much!!!???) to sh*g Lauren? Poor punter would have to be desperate... she'd make a dildo go limp!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

This is hilarious. She's just posted this to her 'fan page'.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So it's a day date Lozza? Poor bastard won't recognise you.
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Will the mug recognise Lozza in the flesh? I mean if he's expecting Arse Knockers and Lips he's in for a horrible shock indeed?

What do we think? Is that a male hand?

Not another Waiter is it or has she returned to Murat?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Absolutely deluded!!!

And another one on her 'fan page'

 

[BessieNessie]

What the fekk is she doing in that bathroom mirror? That’s it, she’s lost it, she has completely lost her feeble mind.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Jesus she is so thick. Has she not worked out shes been rumbled as her own biggest fan(ny)

 

[maofunicorns]

Oh Lauren Lauren Lauren. Seriously who pays for a blo dry and then constantly runs their hands through it?!? 2, for the love of god get a bra on and one that fits. You’ll end up with what my nan called “TB” (tits on the belly) and please stop accepting free tit for your face. Those lips are hideous. Go home. Take time to heal. Spend quality screen free time with your baby. Eat healthy and exercise. Heal from the inside. Then you can drop the filters and be a real honest true advocate for your daughter and single mothers out there who work hard for their kids and get no recognition. Be something we admire rather than something you this is worthy but we can assure you, at the moment you ain’t. Sincerely someone one thinks that under all that filler and Botox is something better.

 

[LarsaP]

Why on earth doesn’t anyone tell her how ridiculous she looks…the lips, the filters, the outfits, the childish quotes, I genuinely don’t think she has any real / supportive family friends around her? You see the likes of Sam and Billie living these amazing lives meanwhile Lauren’s still going on about her exes, shacks up with Katie Prices one night stand, promotes fake designer insta pages…wtf went wrong. And her poor daughter doesn’t seem like a happy baby, babies that age are usually so interactive hopefuly she’s different in person it’s sad to see or maybe just abit gormless like her dad? God knows, I’ve had to unfollow it’s like watching a slow car crash