Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

[Julieanne]

Bloody hell, you're good

Ha thanks. I’m normally a lurker and I love reading all the comments whilst sniggering.

The hotdog video is from Amy Gilbert’s stories. Looks like she was on a road trip to Alton Towers with a companion.

 

[BessieNessie]

It’s not about Charlie. She can’t bare rejection. She’s losing it, the next few months will be carnage.

 

[Make It Stop]

Oop who is this about?

Is it the OG Crowbag Carol Wright I wonder?

She’s not happy… he sure moves quick though eh.
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How does it work? Are we supposed to re-arrange the words to come up with an actual sentence?

The countdown conundrum says Lauren’s going blame Chaz’s new pancake arsed GF on stopping him

A: Speaking to her
B: Seeing his child.

 

[Anna666]

Who is bisto girl?

The young girl, charli cheated on lozzaa with ... called ` bisto ` or ` ronseal amy ` because of her deep burnt orange tan

 

[SunshineRae]

Is Katie Price single again? Could it be her?

 

[hwlllokitty8742]

Holy sheeeeeeeeettttt the tea is PIPING!

 

[Eureka]

Didn’t he dump Amy when she got pregnant? So she says. Why would she take Loz’s sloppy seconds? She’s a good looking girl, she can do a lot better than a gormless sink wanker.

 

[St37]

It can’t be the Bisto kid can it because she’s not in BYG’s circle, she doesn’t actually know her does she. For our BYG to say the girl in question is an “obsessive lunatic “ must mean she knows her yeah , surely ?

Oh and to add , I know it won’t be Chloe Henny as she as not got a flat arse but as anyone noticed she seems to have fallen off the edge of a cliff ? No mentions anymore? They’ve defo had a falling out

 

[Flamingolegs]

It can’t be the Bisto kid can it because she’s not in BYG’s circle, she doesn’t actually know her does she. For our BYG to say the girl in question is an “obsessive lunatic “ must mean she knows her yeah , surely ?

Could you imagine if it was Chloe Henny? I’m howling

 

[Crowbag]

Is it the OG Crowbag Carol Wright I wonder?

???
I'm so confused!

 

[minnietheminx]

Bistro was at Alton Towers with someone yesterday!

 

[St37]

Can't think of a frog arsed z list zeleb off hand....

The KP has DEFO got a frog arse for sure ?? Can’t be ????

Sorry, didn’t see Sunshines post saying the same as me

 

[maggisojuicy]

Omgggg if he's back with Amy it would explain why Lauren is incandescent with RAGE.

Although Lauren can't say Amy looks like a butch geezer, surely? Pretty rich coming from her. She's deffo the geezer of the two.

 

[Make It Stop]

???
I'm so confused!

People aim crow faced insults at Carol Wright on the Wright threads.

 

[minnietheminx]

I need to know this too

This is the bisto

Bisto girl is Amy Gilbert. Chaz slept with her behind Lauren’s back allegedly.

kid!

 

[Crowbag]

People aim crow faced insults at Carol Wright on the Wright threads.

Oh i seeee, thank you!

 

[Ashfox]

OT - but is BYG an honours Graduate from the Finishing school of Ms. Wildenstein x

 

[SunshineRae]

The KP has DEFO got a frog arse for sure ?? Can’t be ????

Sorry, didn’t see Sunshines post saying the same as me

It was my first thought. And I can imagine Lauren looking this and thinking she does look a little butch because of all her surgery…..

 

[St37]

It was my first thought. And I can imagine Lauren looking this and thinking she does look a little butch because of all her surgery…..

As butch as butch can be lol I’m calling it - he’s defo gone back to the KP

 

[Helmac79]

Same shoes?

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This is amazing detective work!