Lauren Goodger #71 Elastic added to her lingerie, gyrating as she makes prawn linguine 🦐

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Why was she outside:
A. pissing in the grass
B. quick kneetrembler with who ever she could get (no protection of course)
C. On the hunt for food
 

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Well I had my own bbq/party last night but didn’t spend the night face bleeping myself and pretending to be having a good night, we just did! Omg, trying to catch up on Big Loz out in the wild, on the hunt! What the duck does she look like? We all know she’s been practising that stupid tongue and wink combo for hours while Launimpressed is barricaded into the corner… So this is Big Loz today, looking for her prey as he has escaped! 🤣🤣🤣
 

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The poor DJ just doing his job, looked absolutely terrified at one point, as lozzzaaa was hanging around him, like a bad smell 😖 .... wonder if she took ` odd bod mk2 ` home last night, and will we get an announcement next week that, he moved in straight away, was meant to be .... she's ` pregacy ` AGAIN ... ` yeah was unplanned, unexpected, too soon ... but when our eyes meet over the buffet table, as we both grabbed for the last sausage roll ( he let me avvv it cause, his gentimen, and I was starvin ) .... it was instant, electric ... we got closer while smoking fags ... sniffing a few lines outside the porta bogs, I also gave him a BJ ... I get a bit naughty after a few lines, drinks, and Im a single BYG ... WHY NOT?? ... haaa ... haaa ... haa :rolleyes:... he`s a brilliant new daddy for la`orse `🤦‍♀️ ( charli who🤷‍♀️ )
 

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What a tit looking party. Massive venue, DJ etc but hardly anyone there. Mostly girls/women prancing about, my idea of hell.

She will never ever change. She is where exactly she wants to be. Looking pouty, young & kittenish. In her mind this is where she will remain - this unachievable, unrealistic look. She feels she has returned to this, where she left off prior to the 'ha ha pregacies.' Just like the Jake memorial reels where she looked slim, pretty, brown & very young. Didn't even he say she was the biggest catfish going?

No one calls her out except Tattle & DM mssgs. It's like that old story of the Emporah's Clothes (sorry if spelling wrong) Where his tailor persuades him that he is dressed in the finest most beautiful suit. When in fact he's naked. He walks around naked & no one dared to tell him to his face. People laughed behind his back & mocked him.
 
Ah man about 1am this morn BYG has posted a photo but then must’ve deleted it as it came up in my notifications on my iPhone but then it’s not there now: anyone else see what it was?
Yer I had this come up too this morning when I opened my phone but going on her profile there wasn’t nothing new. So whatever it was, she deleted quick.

Ergh reading the comments on the DM article, which is basically at the bottom of the pile now, the comments are sickening. Bet they’re made by the same lunatics who graced us after Lorenas passing to “shame” us all.
 
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