Lauren Goodger #66

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10 yr old has been reality person

I wonder if she's bitter & twisted when new reality people appear and they are prettier, younger and have loads more creative content ? There must come a time where OGs realise bringing up the same old shite yr after yr is boring cowshit. Fresh meat is always a threat to old cow Hinds 🥩
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but she hasn't posted on IG for a couple of days, has she? I know before it was just those reposts of comments from various businesses she's had stuff from but now that's stopped too. I hope she's okay.

What is Chaz up to? I can't face following him, he's just too depressing with his odd days at work, OF promotions and his big daft face.
 
She said she found out when Larose was 8 weeks old so she was overdue by st least 2 weeks
Are you sure that's right? Only, last night I went through my phone screenshots (new phone on the way, yay!) And Lauren was drinking at Nana Crack's birthday in mid October. So while she would be pregnant then, she may have been unaware.
Obviously I know a lot of people continue to drink without realising- I had a night out in the early days- but luckily found out I was pregnant very soon after conception.
 
Not claiming to be an expert, so had to google to explain myself, perhaps she meant this when referring to skin tone?

Skin findings in newborns
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A newborn infant's skin goes through many changes both in appearance and texture.
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The skin of a healthy newborn at birth has:
  • Deep red or purple skin and bluish hands and feet. The skin darkens before the infant takes their first breath (when they make that first vigorous cry).
  • A thick, waxy substance called vernix covering the skin. This substance protects the foetus's skin from the amniotic fluid in the womb. Vernix should wash off during the baby's first bath.
  • Fine, soft hair (lanugo) that may cover the scalp, forehead, cheeks, shoulders, and back. This is more common when an infant is born before the due date. The hair should disappear within the first few weeks of the baby's life.
Newborn skin will vary, depending on the length of the pregnancy. Premature infants have thin, transparent skin. The skin of a full-term infant is thicker.
By the baby's second or third day, the skin lightens somewhat and may become dry and flaky. The skin still often turns red when the infant cries. The lips, hands, and feet may turn bluish or spotted (mottled) when the baby is cold.
 
Did Loz ever say WHEN she found out she was pregnant again or only that it was she conceived 8 weeks after Larose?
The calendar according to BYG…

Article in OK magazine first published on 24th January stated she conceived Lorena 8 weeks after she gave birth to Larose.

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According to BYG Larose was born on 20th July 2021. Usually your day 1 of pregnancy is classed as the first day of your last period as it’s harder to pin point a conception date because people ovulate at different points in their cycle.

If we take day 1 to be 8 weeks after Larose was born, the clock starts on 14th September 2021.

The same article states that BYG was 16 weeks at the point of speaking to the journalist:

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16 weeks according to our day 1 calculation would be 4th January 2022. Reminder again that the article was published on 24th January. We could say there was a discrepancy between the actual day of interview and that of publication, but unlikely there would be almost 3 weeks between them.

Later on in the article it mentions that BYG was 8 weeks pregnant when she had to take Larose into hospital which according to her Instagram posts (as captured in The Sun) was on 19th November 2021:

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Going back to our day 1 date, 8 weeks would have been 9th November 2021. At the time Chaz claimed the photos on IG were posted after Larose was home from hospital, but would they have been 10 days later?

Finally the pregnancy reveal article states that BYG is due in July. Our day 1 date gives her due date as 21st June.

In summary, dates are not her strong point!
 
The calendar according to BYG…

Article in OK magazine first published on 24th January stated she conceived Lorena 8 weeks after she gave birth to Larose.

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According to BYG Larose was born on 20th July 2021. Usually your day 1 of pregnancy is classed as the first day of your last period as it’s harder to pin point a conception date because people ovulate at different points in their cycle.

If we take day 1 to be 8 weeks after Larose was born, the clock starts on 14th September 2021.

The same article states that BYG was 16 weeks at the point of speaking to the journalist:

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16 weeks according to our day 1 calculation would be 4th January 2022. Reminder again that the article was published on 24th January. We could say there was a discrepancy between the actual day of interview and that of publication, but unlikely there would be almost 3 weeks between them.

Later on in the article it mentions that BYG was 8 weeks pregnant when she had to take Larose into hospital which according to her Instagram posts (as captured in The Sun) was on 19th November 2021:

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Going back to our day 1 date, 8 weeks would have been 9th November 2021. At the time Chaz claimed the photos on IG were posted after Larose was home from hospital, but would they have been 10 days later?

Finally the pregnancy reveal article states that BYG is due in July. Our day 1 date gives her due date as 21st June.

In summary, dates are not her strong point!
Yeah, I did think she probably just didn't know she was pregnant then. She probably doesn't even know the full calendar in order. Is it 12 month year long or one year 12 month long?
 
Lauren has blue eyes, Chaz has sort of blue-greenish eyes (I think) the likelihood that their kids will have blue eyes is around 50%. But most normal folk, in that situation, thinking about their baby’s eye colour would be the last thing on their mind
Because she thinks she is perfect and wanted a baby with blue eyes like her. What she doesn’t realise is that she is horrendous. It’s all about appearance with her, you could understand if she was pretty herself but she is fat from it
 
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