Lauren Goodger #60 Lozza The Hutt flogging a cheap hairdryer, Laorse’s diet comes from the deep fat fryer

[Heneghs]

Bet daily mail will pic that Instastory up and comments will be moderated, result for loz and unleashed duck all talent agency
With marine giving birth, moleman not bothered with ch’Arg and moonsize bellybutton

 

[smellyfootballboots]

I've got cankles too. But I'm allowed. It bloody roasting in Spain

Not to derail but yesterday was murder! over 40 degrees!

Good job BYG isn't here, she'd pop from over heating

 

[bargainhunt99]

Not to derail but yesterday was murder! over 40 degrees!

Good job BYG isn't here, she'd pop from over heating

Yep. I'm shade hunting

 

[minamoon]

Yeah, you get fed alright Laureen!!!

 

[Notredamn]

Yeah, you get fed alright Laureen!!!

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She sure ticks that one off the list. She must think she relates to it because there’s one thing on there which applies to her. The rest, forget it! God she annoys me.

 

[minamoon]

Can't wait for the "we're back 2getha & strongerer then everr!!" magazine covers. I think I saw one in the store earlier today...

 

[Notredamn]

Can't wait for the "we're back 2getha & strongerer then everr!!" magazine covers. I think I saw one in the store earlier today...

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Have mercy

 

[Blowup80]

That feet photo is one of the worst she has done. Some poor fucker had to not only touch her trotters but look up at the bleeping rest of her at the same time. Must of been bloody terrifying. Bet she was eating at the same time.

@Pom Bear can we have her sat on the bed surrounded by takeaway boxes and food wrappers please

 

[minamoon]

Have mercy

 

[Lottiew1]

Yeah, you get fed alright Laureen!!!

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Me me me I I I that's sums the fat witch up!

 

[Clickbait]

Omg. Just going to leave this here.

I really wish I hadn’t seen that whilst eating my lunch She’s done a FaceApp filter and applied a young filter on top.

When has she ever ‘centred herself in gratitude’?! All she does is moan about how hard she has it. Does she really have no concept of what life will be like with a newborn and a toddler? No more time for lolloping in her pit getting free acupuncture and massages when Larose is mobile and the baby needs attention.

Perhaps we should create a sweepstake for how long it will be until she gets her first blow dry post-birth?

 

[Blowup80]

I really wish I hadn’t seen that whilst eating my lunch She’s done a FaceApp filter and applied a young filter on top.

When has she ever ‘centred herself in gratitude’?! All she does is moan about how hard she has it. Does she really have no concept of what life will be like with a newborn and a toddler? No more time for lolloping in her pit getting free acupuncture and massages when Larose is mobile and the baby needs attention.

Perhaps we should create a sweepstake for how long it will be until she gets her first blow dry post-birth?

I'm already looking forward to the first blow dry/ Pap walk with giant white pram with title "Glowing Lauren Goodger steps out after welcoming her second child with on off gay for pay boyfriend Charles "I used to be hot" Drury

 

[Caw1982]

Jesus christ this put me right off my bang bang cauliflower and sweet potato fries.
The rotters trotters
The belly that has been draw with a ruler.
Dammmmm

 

[Piff paff puff]

What Birth prep would that be, shifting the 'orse out the way and laying fresh straw down in the annicks? Getting the Cillit Bang out and cleaning the lid and wiping the algae off the Lazyspa/Birfin pool?

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Must be using the picture ones as we know our BYG struggles wif litrressy

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That doolally doola has filtered a fringe, glasses and headband on. Thick witch.

Can't wait for the "we're back 2getha & strongerer then everr!!" magazine covers. I think I saw one in the store earlier today...

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Hilair

 

[Clickbait]

Can't wait for the "we're back 2getha & strongerer then everr!!" magazine covers. I think I saw one in the store earlier today...

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This is really excellent work @minamoon - I love all the articles on the front

Do we think they’ll ever get married? I predict an engagement once the baby money dries up but I just can’t see a wedding ever taking place.

 

[Blowup80]

This is really excellent work @minamoon - I love all the articles on the front

Do we think they’ll ever get married? I predict an engagement once the baby money dries up but I just can’t see a wedding ever taking place.

I bet she is looking at the Kourtney and Travis wedding sponsored by D&G and hoping for the same although it will be sponsored by Jacamo and simply Be and be on the sea front at Brighton!

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Can't wait for the "we're back 2getha & strongerer then everr!!" magazine covers. I think I saw one in the store earlier today...

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Wish I could "❤" this more than once!

Jesus christ this put me right off my bang bang cauliflower and sweet potato fries.
The rotters trotters
The belly that has been draw with a ruler.
Dammmmm

"Was working me angulz babez!"

 

[Notredamn]

I reckon they might get married, one day. But not to each other!

I can picture the reflexologist looking at that photo and doing a double take and thinking ‘she didn’t fuckin look like that when I started, damn I have mad skills’. It’s soooo embarrassing. How is it that I, an internet stranger feel so mortified for Big Loz but she feels none herself?!

 

[Pisspotshow]

Jesus christ this put me right off my bang bang cauliflower and sweet potato fries.
The rotters trotters
The belly that has been draw with a ruler.
Dammmmm

Those feet look like they belong on an elephant.

 

[Crowbag]

Obv

Jesus christ this put me right off my bang bang cauliflower and sweet potato fries.
The rotters trotters
The belly that has been draw with a ruler.
Dammmmm

Obviously I read this as 'put me off my gang bang' and, given the lozza insanity, found that perfectly acceptable.