Lauren goodger #6 Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

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I love a girl in stilettoes but Lozza's shoes are just bloody horrible.

Pigs trotters are quite apt as a description however even Miss Piggy wouldn't be seen dead in them.

Miss Piggy has more taste.

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Haha that is actually her cankles and feet 🦶
 
Cloudfromspace said:
Laurenified it for her
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Looks as if when she sat down too eat her sweetcorn all the air came out her arse 🌽🌽🌽🌽

lalalanded said:
There is a LOT going on in this clip but try to ignore it and have a look at her original face and body, both of which were a billion times better than what she has now:



I actually think she was quite attractive back then. It's bloody tragic.
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Bitchiness rippin right out of her 👹

BigMavis said:
Think that little boy is seriously ill, he needs bone marrow bless him. Maybe she was asked to share it 🤷‍♀️
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Nah she would have eaten it 🤮

Twopenniesworth said:
Does a bear tit in the woods? 😂
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Maybe that’s where she shits and that’s how she wipes that massive arse....then she trails it along the ground like a dog in heat......that’s the secret 😬
 
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Those pics are months old, if not a year. In the previously released set she had the exact same hair and makeup and shoes. And what tv station’s studio would schedule filming a segment that can easily wait a week longer for Jan 1?

Will be interesting: by admitting that these are old pics she could save face and say how she hasn’t broken any rules, but I think Big Lozza is way too proud.

Her IG live was really funny yesterday, when she said she hadn’t been on holidays since this whole thing started. Must’ve forgotten that she told people two weeks earlier that she’s in Corfu... and when she turned her head and the filter slipped for a quick second, she looked rough! Or when someone wrote ‘your lips are too big’, and while she didn’t read it out loud you could tell she saw it because she started to suck in and bite her lips to make them look smaller after looking at the screen
 
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