Lauren Goodger #55 Oh dear Lozza you look a state Your jacket is pleather and your face is a plate!

[Looby_Lou]

Frankly they were both vile and toxic there, and on the show. Hideous creatures

God he really was a prick here! To be fair though, she was awful too.

#beennonstop Lozza ya daft bint. Wait til baby no 2 comes and Layoucantcatchme is crawling. Then you'll know what what non stop is!

She really has no idea what is coming her way, especially if she doesn't have much support as she always says. I had 2 just under 2 and honestly the first year especially was so hard so I don't know how she'll cope with 2 under one. Especially when the first is mobile and can't just be shoved in a bouncer or bumbo seat all day.

 

[Honeytheonions]

I wonder how she feels when she looks in the mirror. Is she actually happy with that ridiculous looking face? The overdone fillers make her head look too big. That combined with the weight gain and utterly stupid arse implant, make her look terrible.

 

[hayleybaby]

bleeping hell. I despair,

Laneedsahealthvisitor had raw crumpets for breakfast and now she’s given her the pot of hummus to eat. Don’t worry about high salt content / choking / portion control Lozza.

Lozza, This is why you aren’t getting those mummy AD deals you prick.

 

[Popcorndiva]

Why doesn't Lamessy have one of her gifted bibs on? She must be so sticky with all that houmous over her

 

[Blackbeltbarbie]

I'm not one to ever critize a baby/child but she does not look healthy. The baby is getting all this calorific foods but doesnt seem to be having the crawl time/play time to keep it (the food) in balance. She also looks so pasty. I feel so much for that kid.

 

[NinaStar90]

How old is Larose now? My child started crawling at 8 months (seen as a little delayed) and walking at 10 (very early). Is she mobile at all?

 

[hayleybaby]

How old is Larose now? My child started crawling at 8 months (seen as a little delayed) and walking at 10 (very early). Is she mobile at all?

She’s about 7 1/2 months. My baby was born 3 weeks after her. I don’t like to compare baby development as one of mine needs additional support but. … There is a stark contrast between my baby and Larose in terms of social interaction and physical development. She would be an excellent case study for nature vs nurture! I really hope when baby 2 comes along they put larose in nursery so she can get some professional input!

 

[Pisspotshow]

How old is Larose now? My child started crawling at 8 months (seen as a little delayed) and walking at 10 (very early). Is she mobile at all?

Of course she's mobile, goes the carvery twice a week dontcha know?

 

[Blowup80]

Right enough baby and Granola talk (soz mods not moderating) Lozza give us a pap walk, Chaz spunk ya wank wheel, Anna give us some floppy arses to laugh at

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Has anyone here ever imagined what she actually smells like?

I’m thinking whiffy, like an old marmite stain on a Salvation Army pleather couch....

Fags and goose fat.

 

[Anna666]

Right enough baby and Granola talk (soz mods not moderating) Lozza give us a pap walk, Chaz spunk ya wank wheel, Anna give us some floppy arses to laugh at

Here you go ... I started to feel queasy, the more I saw ... she better hope ODDBOD has enough WANK in him to help pay for corrective surgery .... ` get to ya sink charlie boy!!! ... this may just get you back into her good books and out of the basement `

 

[Rubez2812]

Has anyone here ever imagined what she actually smells like?

I’m thinking whiffy, like an old marmite stain on a Salvation Army pleather couch....

Stale rothmans and desperation

 

[Jaceydooley]

God he really was a prick here! To be fair though, she was awful too.


She really has no idea what is coming her way, especially if she doesn't have much support as she always says. I had 2 just under 2 and honestly the first year especially was so hard so I don't know how she'll cope with 2 under one. Especially when the first is mobile and can't just be shoved in a bouncer or bumbo seat all day.

I have 4 ranging from 18 to 10 months. The thought of 2 under one fills me with such bleakness. Don’t get me wrong, every child is a blessing but if you have no support the days are long and the nights even longer. I hope she has some help

 

[Popcorndiva]

And the penny has finally dropped

Not just this pregnancy Lauren but the last 2 years and let's not kid ourselves you won't be doing any hard work you will be getting it sucked out

 

[mchops]

Has feeding children nutrients changed? I don't remember trying to introduce children to hummus and nuggets at 8 months being a thing

 

[Popcorndiva]

Houmous is allowed. My DD is slightly younger and I put some of the end of pitta or cucumber sticks. Not the whole pot though.

Chicken nuggets prob not ideal as they are usually fried and high in salt

 

[Sorbettolimone]

And the penny has finally dropped

Not just this pregnancy Lauren but the last 2 years and let's not kid ourselves you won't be doing any hard work you will be getting it sucked out

Her diet is appalling, these lazy habits are being inflicted on children who look to her, for nourishment, in their physical and mental development, ... and Lozza is inadequate... n even worse, she doesn't care - she's unhealthy and bone idle. Complete stranger to willpower and self respect.

 

[Nosymum]

Has feeding children nutrients changed? I don't remember trying to introduce children to hummus and nuggets at 8 months being a thing

Is this not some sort of crisp?

 

[Philimena cunk]

I've just realised what she is up to! She is gonna have loads of sprogs as she is so desperate for a TV show. It will be a "14 kids and counting" type show but should really be called "Fanny like a Welly boot top and still pushing"
Bless her anything for fame instead of a real job.

bleep like a bucket of smashed crabs...

It’s what’s known as a massive sugar rush

Gestational diabetes...

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Has feeding children nutrients changed? I don't remember trying to introduce children to hummus and nuggets at 8 months being a thing

OMFG

Kids eat in colour. Weaning should be about having fun, trying lots of new fooods and textures and building up variety of good meals.

All she eats is beige processed food. I’m mortified for her.