Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[kpsceptic]

clearly written by someone who never had a c section, it’s not cheating it’s bleeping major abdominal surgery. Pisses me off so much that people view it as ‘cheating’, I had to have a c section with my second to prevent both of us from dying so think before you spout stupid things like this please

Same here - emergency 'c' section. Then a nurse noticed I was limping when I was going to the nursery to get my daughter for the day. I ended up with a blood clot in my leg and was then put on blood thinning meds, putting an end to me breast feeding Its definitely not the easy option!

 

[Emmie81]

I think @265 was trying to mansplain childbirth to a forum made up mostly of women which is brave!

265 right now... Lauren’s probably grateful for the breather

 

[Chi4]

I think @265 was trying to mansplain childbirth to a forum made up mostly of women which is brave!

I had to have one and was actually relieved lol I didn’t fancy pushing a baby out my noon was hard after though having the C section.

 

[Moomin_mama]

I don’t think having a c section is the easy way out at all, hats off to those who go through that recovery BUT I have pushed a 9lbs 5 baby out with zero pain relief and I would not recommend, I was an idiot who thought it would be a piece of cake and a beautiful experience ! I can’t see Loz doing it natural, she’s too lazy and too much of a whinger. Let’s not forget that she called an ambulance for a hangover so her pain threshold isn’t exactly high

 

[Clarabella121]

Wow, love yourself much?

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I am laughing so much at this, I can see it now

I’ll be on soon Charl
After this break
Ohhh almost the year I was on
Must be after this break
Not long now bea

The end

Come on, I bet Charlie has a right laugh inside

 

[265]

Hey Pom, can you change that to read I LOVE MYSELF?

 

[roseturntupnose]

Sorry 265 I think you're showing your age and gender with that comment...


She says whilst clapping the c section and vaginal birth mums because both are horrendous for different reasons.

And I may look like a tired foot 90% of the time, but my 9 pounder definitely doesn't make me walk funny a little slower and more lethargic maybe, but not funny !!!



Back to big loz ..... any bets on how the gender will be revealed? News spread with cutting open a pink cake ?

 

[MunHun]

The C-section comment was made in jest by a man. I think the appropriate way to end the discussion is: WTF would he know

Us Women are warriors and every way of bringing a baby into this world involves a Labour of love.

Lauren will squeal for that epidural as soon as they do the first internal

 

[Blowup80]

In only pushed a little 6lb 7oz out and it still took hours, still hurt like hell and I still piss myself a little when I sneeze or laugh too hard.

The C-section comment was made in jest by a man. I think the appropriate way to end the discussion is: WTF would he know

Us Women are warriors and every way of bringing a baby into this world involves a Labour of love. ❤

Lauren will squeal for that epidural as soon as they do the first internal

Sorry I just seen the word internal and thought of Chaz and his bum videos again

 

[Scuttles]

Doesn't 265's mum still cook him his dinner?

 

[Ekathrina]

I had two emergency c sections. I got an infection in the wound in the first one and had to have a drain in it for several months. The second one was due to placenta praevia - I lost three and a half litres of blood with that one and nearly died.
The recovery is really hard, it’s major abdominal surgery after all. I guess it’s bearable if you have plenty of support and people to help you, but if you don’t it’s very difficult.

 

[Emmie81]

Imagine the midwifes of her local maternity ward

1.) all gagging for her due date off as hols
2.) demanding ear plugs as their new PPE

 

[265]

Back to the plot, worth reading the comments on the Daily Mail article, over 420 comments, The Sun article only has 9

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-difficult-pregnancy-babys-name.html#comments

According to Lauren, who is now 18 weeks pregnant, she also hopes to have a natural labour with no epidural.

 

[JakeM]

Back to the plot, worth reading the comments on the Daily Mail article, over 420 comments, The Sun article only has 9

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-difficult-pregnancy-babys-name.html#comments

According to Lauren, who is now 18 weeks pregnant, she also hopes to have a natural labour with no epidural.

She’s full of tit. Highly doubt she’ll have a natural labour. She called an ambulance because of a hangover.

This comment!

 

[Blowup80]

Back to the plot, worth reading the comments on the Daily Mail article, over 420 comments, The Sun article only has 9

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...-difficult-pregnancy-babys-name.html#comments

According to Lauren, who is now 18 weeks pregnant, she also hopes to have a natural labour with no epidural.

Well the longer she lies in that bed not moving it's going to be harder for her so....... Screaming blue murder when 9cm dilated like a Banshee for all the drugs!

 

[265]

She’s full of tit. Highly doubt she’ll have a natural labour. She called an ambulance because of a hangover.

After what she's been eating yes she is full of tit I think she will have an epi.

 

[Emmie81]

Wasn’t she 12 weeks on 28th jan and during the shortest month of the Gregorian calendar she’s now 18 weeks ?? Huh, what??

I knows she dog ugly but is her pregnancy based on using a similar formula to how you calculate dog years into human years

 

[265]

Wasn’t she 12 weeks on 28th jan and during the shortest month of Gregorian calendar she’s now 18 weeks ?? Huh, what??

Yep, just checked that.

 

[JakeM]

Wasn’t she 12 weeks on 28th jan and during the shortest month of Gregorian calendar she’s now 18 weeks ?? Huh, what??

I knows she dog ugly but is her pregnancy based on using a similar formula to how you calculate dog years into human years

She was 14 weeks when she first announced on the 18th of January so she should be about 19 now.

 

[Pom Bear]

Why the long face Lauren?
Also still inconsistent re how far along she is.
100% natural birth?! You’ll be begging for an epidural lass!

She looks like a cheese triangle xx

Maybe that should be the Sleeping Cow xx
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