Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[geordiegirl]

It is the best ! "I thought you said I smelt like tuna" it never gets old

Honestly I still laugh out loud when I read that; it will live on Tattlers!

How long did she say it is until she finds out the baybeh's gender? In about 3 weeks? She’s such a liar! We all know that she’s having a girl. She might as well admit it at this point. She’s acting like she’s the 1st ever woman to be pregnant.

3 weeks, less than 3 weeks, next month, 2 weeks... she’s mentioned them all but all within a few days of each other so even she can’t remember her lies (babyeh is due Jultember)

 

[ELFILY]

Really interested to see how this pregnancy plays out in the upcoming months, such a good distraction from Covid

 

[Blowup80]

No, I’m 25 years old and still more mature than 34 year old Lauren.

Aww Jake I'll be ya mamma. No bitty til after 6 though.

I go to sleep and there is a new thread, we are so funny we laugh ourselves through 50 pages with ease!!

 

[What a pile of crap]

Honestly!! I had an early night last night and I woke up to a new thread!!

@Facehugger congrats on the title.

@Katie8ee good work on creating

@Pom Bear brilliant photos as ever, it really does look like Chaz slid off that chair drunk!

@Mimi_milkshake Ben is fit!!

Let's see what today brings!!

 

[Chi4]

Aww Jake I'll be ya mamma. No bitty til after 6 though.

I go to sleep and there is a new thread, we are so funny we laugh ourselves through 50 pages with ease!!

I don’t think she will cope very well, maybe I am wrong . I think she thinks it’s all roses and blossoms !

 

[Blue1989]

I go to sleep and a new thread is created. Opening a tin of sweetcorn and chewing on a vine tomato to celebrate. Cheers bbz

 

[Chi4]

She seems to want this perfect insta life. Which really doesn’t exist ! Baby and baby daddy ( hate that word ) thinking it will complete her !

 

[What a pile of crap]

She seems to want this perfect insta life. Which really doesn’t exist ! Baby and baby daddy ( hate that word ) thinking it will complete her !

THIS. Wait until baybeh arrives. It can be so, so hard especially if you have a baby that doesn't sleep and likes screaming. It isn't all cuddles and black and white photos of little hands and feet.

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

I have started to think of Chaz as some kind of hostage with Stockholm syndrome.
Big Loz blocked me just before xmas, I tried to walk away but she lured me back with the most enormous 3 month bump I have ever seen.

Wish I knew how to quit you!

 

[Cloudfromspace]

THIS. Wait until baybeh arrives. It can be so, so hard especially if you have a baby that doesn't sleep and likes screaming. It isn't all cuddles and black and white photos of little hands and feet.

Yes! It's just took me over 3 hours to catch up on just a few pages cos my 13 month old baba keeps climbing things, trying to eat everything grabbing stuff he's not allowed, tormenting the poor dogs and just generally being dangerous every second of the day I'm exhausted running around after him and its only half 9

She is in for a SHOCK

There will be no time for shaking arse videos and long baths. Unless she makes Oddbod do everything, which wouldn't surprise me.

(took me 10 mins to write this)

 

[Chi4]

THIS. Wait until baybeh arrives. It can be so, so hard especially if you have a baby that doesn't sleep and likes screaming. It isn't all cuddles and black and white photos of little hands and feet.

I have to admit the first six weeks was hell
No sleep felt like a zombie
She is 18 now though

 

[CentralLine]

Just reading back on the previous thread and watched the loose women clip. How weak is she as a person? She gets with a guy in prison ((didn’t even get with him before he went in, actually whilst he was in) and then allows him to control her and she stopped going out and to events etc. That is absolutely pathetic.

She seems to want this perfect insta life. Which really doesn’t exist ! Baby and baby daddy ( hate that word ) thinking it will complete her !

Only very immature people use the phrase baby daddy.

 

[MunHun]

Just reading back on the previous thread and watched the loose women clip. How weak is she as a person? She gets with a guy in prison ((didn’t even get with him before he went in, actually whilst he was in) and then allows him to control her and she stopped going out and to events etc. That is absolutely pathetic.


Only very immature people use the phrase baby daddy.

She got his name tattooed on her and a personalised reg plate for HER car with HIS name on it while he was still locked up. She hands over the control on a plate to men absolute fool.

 

[WhatIKnowIllTellYou.]

THIS. Wait until baybeh arrives. It can be so, so hard especially if you have a baby that doesn't sleep and likes screaming. It isn't all cuddles and black and white photos of little hands and feet.

Absolutely this! I swear to god I went grey overnight. Didn’t sleep for the first 72 hours too busy checking he was still breathing every second. It’s so hard and will be especially for loz as a new mum , no word of midwife or antenatal yet so how is she preparing? Now is a time for nesting making your house ready for your baby not editing photos , roaming round car parks and randomly throwing things on a plate and calling it a meal. Grow up girl!

 

[mandypandy99]

Since she re posted that rediculous petition about getting compensation from the NHSs for having a baby during a pandemic (not that she will be) do you think that means she won’t be using the NHS and going private instead? (Random thought just now) let see!?! happy to use them coming down off a bender though isn’t she taking selfie’s the whole time.

 

[Facehugger]

Since she re posted that rediculous petition about getting compensation from the NHSs for having a baby during a pandemic (not that she will be) do you think that means she won’t be using the NHS and going private instead? (Random thought just now) let see!?! happy to use them coming down off a bender though isn’t she taking selfie’s the whole time.

I think the poor old NHS staff will need compo for having to look at her dethonged downstairs, pandemic or not.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I think the poor old NHS staff will need compo for having to look at her dethonged downstairs, pandemic or not.

'can you take a quick pic for my Only Fans while you're down there?'

 

[Facehugger]

'can you take a quick pic for my Only Fans while you're down there?'

As poor little Chazella bounces out cushioned by a blow-up arse!

 

[BOTO]

 

[Clickbait]

Since she re posted that rediculous petition about getting compensation from the NHSs for having a baby during a pandemic (not that she will be) do you think that means she won’t be using the NHS and going private instead? (Random thought just now) let see!?! happy to use them coming down off a bender though isn’t she taking selfie’s the whole time.

Have to say I am utterly disgusted by that petition. The NHS didn’t summon up a pandemic to make anyone’s lives more difficult. These women should be grateful that they have a healthy baby, which is an utter privilege which some people can only dream of. The fact that Big Loz shared it is unsurprising, she’s never really had to work hard for anything and wants to get money for nothing.