Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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mb1202 said:
In one of these loose women interviews they say something along the lines of that young girls feel a pressure to look perfect online etc. One of the presenters said don’t you feel like you contribute to that pressure, and she says ‘I’m just a nice gell, and I’m one of them ones feeling tha pressure too’. She genuinely cannot grasp that she’s in her mid thirties and needs to grow up. She absolutely is part of the problem that forces (admittedly impressionable) teenagers to adopt this look. For example Stephen Bears 17 year old girlfriend. I don’t mean to be horrible but what the absolute hell is this?View attachment 435167 q
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To add, how creepy is it he is seeing someone who should either be on a training scheme or in school
 
Cloudfromspace said:
She is such a liar! Also what a spot!

She's deleted this from her story now, what an idiot she must be fuming she let the cat out of the bag cos she thinks it's the reveal of the century 😂

Also I love how they keep moving the same few Ferrero rochers around 😂 are we meant to think the room is covered in ferreros? Why? 😂 I can't
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LOOOOL what an idiot! Is she trying to make out her gender scan is next month so dates etc line up how they should but really she’s easily over a month more gone than she’s saying ?! She’s meant to be around 4 months now? But she actually over 6months gone! THE LIES!!
 
I've decided my goal of this week is to implement a better sleeping plan so no more roaming the halls of Tattle at 1am! Instead I am here roaming about at 8am 😂

Well in summation Valentine's Day was an absolute dissapointment. No proposal, a few Ferer Roche, a meal of slop and a few Big Loz Centric photos. Compared to a lot of the other zlebs well all of them really, this is the bottom of the barrel.

Cue New Magazine and Lauren saying she didn't want to get engaged on Valentine's Day as that's what everyone does. It's the same speel that every human spins at Christmas when they are secretly devastated they haven't been proposed to. ( I say human as it's 2020 proposals/weddings etc aren't solely a woman's thing now 🏳️‍🌈 )
 
Katie8ee said:
I've decided my goal of this week is to implement a better sleeping plan so no more roaming the halls of Tattle at 1am! Instead I am here roaming about at 8am 😂

Well in summation Valentine's Day was an absolute dissapointment. No proposal, a few Ferer Roche, a meal of slop and a few Big Loz Centric photos. Compared to a lot of the other zlebs well all of them really, this is the bottom of the barrel.

Cue New Magazine and Lauren saying she didn't want to get engaged on Valentine's Day as that's what everyone does. It's the same speel that every human spins at Christmas when they are secretly devastated they haven't been proposed to. ( I say human as it's 2020 proposals/weddings etc aren't solely a woman's thing now 🏳️‍🌈 )
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Morning @Katie8ee !

Also up early (young children). I love this thread, I'm a long time lurker, I can't stand the dishonesty of people like Lauren. As for the mess that was yesterday, ugh, I'm tempted to send her a cookbook for her inevitable baby shower. Maybe cooking for dummies??
 
What a pile of crap said:
Morning @Katie8ee !

Also up early (young children). I love this thread, I'm a long time lurker, I can't stand the dishonesty of people like Lauren. As for the mess that was yesterday, ugh, I'm tempted to send her a cookbook for her inevitable baby shower. Maybe cooking for dummies??
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Morning!! 😙 Maybe they do a sort of 3 for 2 package we can get these lovely numbers. You just know the baby shower is going to be a lock down breaking piss up with scan picture helium balloons like they all have!
 

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LOOOOL what an idiot! Is she trying to make out her gender scan is next month so dates etc line up how they should but really she’s easily over a month more gone than she’s saying ?! She’s meant to be around 4 months now? But she actually over 6months gone! THE LIES!!
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Also in the mummy valentines card from Charles, it said about the baby wiggling in her tummy. I’m sure you don’t start feeling the baby regularly til 24 weeks and you have your gender scan at 20 weeks....

edit - you can feel baby move occasionally before 24 weeks but not on the regular.
 
ELFILY said:
Also in the mummy valentines card from Charles, it said about the baby wiggling in her tummy. I’m sure you don’t start feeling the baby regularly til 24 weeks and you have your gender scan at 20 weeks....

edit - you can feel baby move occasionally before 24 weeks but not on the regular.
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Probably wind not the baby. I cringe when people talk about babies in tummies (biology teacher) I'm not sure either of these would actually know any of the science though.
 
While looking for hilarious parenting books I stumbled across this. It's like someone's taken their likeness transformed it into dinosaurs and created a book. Only thing missing is her bed. They have perfectly nailed Chaz's eyes for dopey dinosaur.

( To be clear Big Loz is the baby 😂😂)
 

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Katie8ee said:
I've decided my goal of this week is to implement a better sleeping plan so no more roaming the halls of Tattle at 1am! Instead I am here roaming about at 8am 😂

Well in summation Valentine's Day was an absolute dissapointment. No proposal, a few Ferer Roche, a meal of slop and a few Big Loz Centric photos. Compared to a lot of the other zlebs well all of them really, this is the bottom of the barrel.

Cue New Magazine and Lauren saying she didn't want to get engaged on Valentine's Day as that's what everyone does. It's the same speel that every human spins at Christmas when they are secretly devastated they haven't been proposed to. ( I say human as it's 2020 proposals/weddings etc aren't solely a woman's thing now 🏳️‍🌈 )
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Morning. Yeah me to. Trying to stay away from phone /tattle late at night now. Need to sleep better.

still no DM LG posts. They’ve been ignoring her lately. Was so suprised they didn’t pick up on the Piersy storyline.
 
How far gone is she? Size of her + them knowing the gender she’s got be about 5months easy. I know you can get gender scans from around 14 weeks like but it doesn’t add up. Why lie about it? Maybe cos she got pregnant quite early and is ashamed to admit that? Just bleeping own it if she said the sky was blue I’d have to go outside to make sure she chats so much waffle.
 
WhatIKnowIllTellYou. said:
How far gone is she? Size of her + them knowing the gender she’s got be about 5months easy. I know you can get gender scans from around 14 weeks like but it doesn’t add up. Why lie about it? Maybe cos she got pregnant quite early and is ashamed to admit that? Just bleeping own it if she said the sky was blue I’d have to go outside to make sure she chats so much waffle.
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early Or Before Charlie!? 🤔
 
Maybe the daddy was an only fans subscriber. Like when she was offering her nips and fadge out for 2k or whatever. Maybe she also did a private message to some sad twit.
"Ere a was jus wondering if ya fertile and like if ya shag us it's 5k"
So gets up the Duff and Chaz comes along. BAM first night in there like a speed train and now thinks he is babby daddy.
 
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